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Lou has finally discovered teh truth? And bad Elle. Rumbled as quick as ye like. Bitch.

I searched for "Tom Jones Knighthood" or words to that effect and got the top[ish] links, I was aware they were out of date but didn't expect an eagle-eyed member as yourself catching me out. I cannot apologise enough, so I won't start. Indeed you do have the right to reply even if you disagree, as I have the right to reply in a arsey manner if I disagree with you.

Why should anyone get a knighthood? David Jason has one which I think is well deserved, are you going to say he doesn't deserve one because he "just acts"? His performance in Mars Attacks! alone warrants an oscar. I didn't, so what? For shits and giggles.

You two can kindly go fuck yourselves. Or each other, I'm not fussed. Because I saw it on the news today, that's why.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/4569440.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4569410.stm And about fucking time too.

One of the women for the desert island. For time passing purposes and possible repopulation. Then we murder the kids and use their bones for rafts and shit. Friend to ma Ma, have to be Dutch. No real reason he's just a fellow Don. Out on the piss. Offerman, I'll get him laid if it kills me.

When I was in college I was curious about Young Enterprise so went to a meeting about it. It sounded interesting but wasn't too sure about it, then they started pressuring me and my mate for an answer. So we walked out. I had a fantastic name ready and everything. Tomorrow's Wonders Available Today. Acronym time!

Whilst trolling Imdb, my flatmate and I came across a outside review of the film which almost had me in tears. He's still laughing about it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339294/ Just in case you can't be bothered to click. Here's the review: Anyone else got anything they'd like to share?

I do Media at Uni which entails Film Studies, actually I have an essay I should be doing now anyway. For crediting films, what I've been doing is just naming the title [in italics] with the year in brackets afterwards. If you wish to name the director go ahead, but I haven't found them asking for a place of publication as they do with books.

Spot fucking on mate. Big up the Tea massive. PG Tips shits on you!

Capital idea. I wish I'd thought of it sooner.

Would guess, can't be arsed. Plus I'll slam my track list at the end. 1. Ma chere madmoiselle, it is with deepest pride, and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair... As the dining room proudly presents... Your dinner. 2. And you said nothing at all, well I couldn't have said it better myself. Well tonight the conversation takes the fall, just love me like you love nobody else. 3. Don't, leave me this way. I can't survive, I can't stay alive, without you in my arms 4. When Ali Baba had them forty theives, Sherizarda had a thousand tales. Master you didn't look 'coz up your sleeve! you got a brand o' magic never fails.. 5. She's taking her time, making up the reasons. To justify all the hurt inside... 6. When theres a rub, We can talk for a while, But I have sweet nothings to say. 7. Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know, that something wasn't right here. 8. And I wonder if you ever think about me anymore, and I wonder if you ever think about me when you're bored and I wonder if you ever think about me when you're hanging in New York.. 9. When you, when you forget your name, When old faces all look the same.. 10. I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet - I wanna be the shower when you sweat.. 1. Beauty And The Beast - Be Our Guest. 2. Meatloaf - Couldn't Have Said It Better. 3. Communards - Don't Leave Me This Way. 4. Robin Williams - Friend Like Me [Aladdin]. 5. Savage Garden - To The Moon And Back. 6. Funeral For A Friend - Streetcar. 7. Bowling For Soup - Hit Me Baby One More Time. 8. Diffuser - I Wonder. 9. Keane - Bend And Break. 10. Bryan Adams - (I Wanna Be) Your Underwear.

Peanuts taste like shite. Peanut butter tastes like shite, I'd go on with a list of more peanut shizzle tasting shite but you get the idea. Stop ruining family favourites by putting pissing peanut in.

New addition to the adverts that blow massive. The new Star Wars figure advert. Someone pissing with some figures at dinner time and someone mistakes R2-D2 for a salt shaker. As much as I love Star Wars I cannot bring myself to like this advert. Sucks to the fullest.

I don't think so. No.

I remember them well. But the winner for me is either Rocky or Gold bars. Love the taste.

"I don't think so, No."

My flatmate suggested he was being written out, which I can kinda understand since surely there's no way he can get away with this.

That dance sequence blew, even with Elle messing it up. And why do all of Karl's songs have to have River in it?

... Got nothing much to say on Futurama. Wasn't that into it.

Tonsil - Hockey is my favourite sport. However I disagree with your opinion that stuff like darts and bowls are not sports. Just because someone isn't sporting a six pack and endorsing Nike/whatever doesn't mean it's competitors aren't sportsmen.

I'm doing Media Studies which involes Film Studies and Photography and Video, neither of which is relevant in a sense. The Cameraman stuff I've done was for Demon TV, the Student TV shizzle, I'm part of the news team. I've only recently joined and only done a few things but I shall improve. Get to wear a suit and everything, and it's in Leeds for some reason...

I've got a shitload of trophies for just basically being fantastic. Actually I'm going to NASTA in a couple of weeks [National Association Student Television Awards] so could hopefully pick up something for my badass cameraman skillz.

Me and my flatmate watch a film just about every night. Here's a lowdown of the weeks films: Howl's Moving Castle: Absolute wank, stuff happened for no general reason and was never explained, we laughed at the witch becoming a vegetable and regularly quote "Ooh what a lovely fire...". Visually spectacular no doubt but Very Dissapointed after the magic that was Spirited Away. 2/10 The Terminal: We like The Hanks in the flat, found some lovely moments, like the Indian [Apologies, Native American] plate spinning etc, the minimal usage of Zeta Jones was a blessing, 6/10 The Polar Express: Hanks, legend. 6/10 Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels: I forced my flatmate to watch this, after forcing him to watch Snatch last week, he said Snatch was better however I'm torn on them both. But I think Lock Stock wins it for me, 8/10 Keeping Mum: About as bad as Howl's Moving Castle, nay, worse. We actually fully watched Howl's. We gave up on this film after 40 minutes. Nothing actually happened. The daughter was fit as you like but even that couldn't keep our interest. 1/10 The Mummy: Quality film, 7-8/10

Lynne's getting on my wick again. Harold's about to confess to Susan then Lynne, having used some form of homing beacon [i say she planted a tracking device on Susan] bursts in, in Harold's food preparation area, blubbering in her selfish way, again. "Oh I could really use a friend" Stop driving them away with your selfish meddling ways, and get your hair back to the proper way it was before godammit! Stunning rationale, with logic like that I hope never to see a topic stickied by you, ever again.