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Come on, you know better than to Hassle The Hoff.

Why does grated cheese taste better than its sliced cousin?

http://www.sky.com/showbiz/picture_gallery/0,,50004-1217472,00.html I've seen [and have] better pictures I swiped from The Sun. Apparently she wants to be a lawyer...

ooh And David Jason.

Hmmm.. David Tennant, Jeremy Clarkson, Angelina Jolie, Jordan's Sister... I'm sure there's more.

That trust thing was bollocks. I did something similar and it was much higher. One bale of hay just isn't enough.

My neighbours just generally enjoy banging [and not in the good way before you start], the house next door must be nigh on condemned, because there's been DIY going on for almost over 10 years, with about 3 different families. Plus the lil' lad decides to take up the drums, semi-detached, his room next to mine. Cockwash.

I'm hearing Harold is coming back to confess this week.. How vill Paul take it!?

Labour for me.

My flatmate is a right homophobe. He'd never seen Altered Beast until about a month ago, the first time he heard "Power Up." he shouts "Gaaaaaay!"

Why does stamp glue taste so magically delicious?

Oooh no, that game is vintage gold. Try the NES version, it's terrible.

For Warwick people if NaSTA is being held there next year you may get a slice of sexy EEVILness appearing near j00!

I didn't mind that to be honest [since I own it] it's really only good for one playthrough then you're done. They got on me tits too. Pilotwings. Boring as fuck. And Jet Force Gemini, never got into that at all. X2: The Threat [not an X-men game] complicated as fuck, couldn't do the first bastard thing. Go there = went, use docking computer = eh? I got out my ship and floated around like a tard astronaut = couldn't get back in my ship = floated around knocking into the space station until I blew up.

I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Paul now, he hasn't done that much [if you can overlook burning down Lassiters, killing Gus and almost convinced the street to sell themselves out] he doesn't really deserve this.

Any number of the Premier Manager Series.

Why does alcohol normally lead to me having an Epi fit. It boggles the mind. Bastards.

Nothing as such, but it's hardly normal [not saying that's a bad thing, it's spot on.]

Personally they just sound natural to me, the only Australian accent which is slightly odd is the stereotypical ones you hear on adverts or cartoons etc. Paul Hogan-esque. I didn't see Friday's episode but was the basic jist that she wandered into Pauls house and nabbed Oscar? She's starting to get as annoying as Lynne. I really don't see where Karl's coming from with his belief that Steph wasn't mentally unstable. Yes there are mitigating factors but there's no question she's a fruitloop now. Good on Stu for cracking down on the shit.

Lou has finally discovered teh truth? And bad Elle. Rumbled as quick as ye like. Bitch.

I searched for "Tom Jones Knighthood" or words to that effect and got the top[ish] links, I was aware they were out of date but didn't expect an eagle-eyed member as yourself catching me out. I cannot apologise enough, so I won't start. Indeed you do have the right to reply even if you disagree, as I have the right to reply in a arsey manner if I disagree with you.

Why should anyone get a knighthood? David Jason has one which I think is well deserved, are you going to say he doesn't deserve one because he "just acts"? His performance in Mars Attacks! alone warrants an oscar. I didn't, so what? For shits and giggles.

You two can kindly go fuck yourselves. Or each other, I'm not fussed. Because I saw it on the news today, that's why.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/4569440.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4569410.stm And about fucking time too.

One of the women for the desert island. For time passing purposes and possible repopulation. Then we murder the kids and use their bones for rafts and shit. Friend to ma Ma, have to be Dutch. No real reason he's just a fellow Don. Out on the piss. Offerman, I'll get him laid if it kills me.