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Labour for me.

My flatmate is a right homophobe. He'd never seen Altered Beast until about a month ago, the first time he heard "Power Up." he shouts "Gaaaaaay!"

Why does stamp glue taste so magically delicious?

Oooh no, that game is vintage gold. Try the NES version, it's terrible.

For Warwick people if NaSTA is being held there next year you may get a slice of sexy EEVILness appearing near j00!

I didn't mind that to be honest [since I own it] it's really only good for one playthrough then you're done. They got on me tits too. Pilotwings. Boring as fuck. And Jet Force Gemini, never got into that at all. X2: The Threat [not an X-men game] complicated as fuck, couldn't do the first bastard thing. Go there = went, use docking computer = eh? I got out my ship and floated around like a tard astronaut = couldn't get back in my ship = floated around knocking into the space station until I blew up.

I'm starting to feel a little sorry for Paul now, he hasn't done that much [if you can overlook burning down Lassiters, killing Gus and almost convinced the street to sell themselves out] he doesn't really deserve this.

Any number of the Premier Manager Series.

Why does alcohol normally lead to me having an Epi fit. It boggles the mind. Bastards.

Nothing as such, but it's hardly normal [not saying that's a bad thing, it's spot on.]

Personally they just sound natural to me, the only Australian accent which is slightly odd is the stereotypical ones you hear on adverts or cartoons etc. Paul Hogan-esque. I didn't see Friday's episode but was the basic jist that she wandered into Pauls house and nabbed Oscar? She's starting to get as annoying as Lynne. I really don't see where Karl's coming from with his belief that Steph wasn't mentally unstable. Yes there are mitigating factors but there's no question she's a fruitloop now. Good on Stu for cracking down on the shit.

Lou has finally discovered teh truth? And bad Elle. Rumbled as quick as ye like. Bitch.

I searched for "Tom Jones Knighthood" or words to that effect and got the top[ish] links, I was aware they were out of date but didn't expect an eagle-eyed member as yourself catching me out. I cannot apologise enough, so I won't start. Indeed you do have the right to reply even if you disagree, as I have the right to reply in a arsey manner if I disagree with you.

Why should anyone get a knighthood? David Jason has one which I think is well deserved, are you going to say he doesn't deserve one because he "just acts"? His performance in Mars Attacks! alone warrants an oscar. I didn't, so what? For shits and giggles.

You two can kindly go fuck yourselves. Or each other, I'm not fussed. Because I saw it on the news today, that's why.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/wales/4569440.stm http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/4569410.stm And about fucking time too.

One of the women for the desert island. For time passing purposes and possible repopulation. Then we murder the kids and use their bones for rafts and shit. Friend to ma Ma, have to be Dutch. No real reason he's just a fellow Don. Out on the piss. Offerman, I'll get him laid if it kills me.

When I was in college I was curious about Young Enterprise so went to a meeting about it. It sounded interesting but wasn't too sure about it, then they started pressuring me and my mate for an answer. So we walked out. I had a fantastic name ready and everything. Tomorrow's Wonders Available Today. Acronym time!

Whilst trolling Imdb, my flatmate and I came across a outside review of the film which almost had me in tears. He's still laughing about it. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0339294/ Just in case you can't be bothered to click. Here's the review: Anyone else got anything they'd like to share?

I do Media at Uni which entails Film Studies, actually I have an essay I should be doing now anyway. For crediting films, what I've been doing is just naming the title [in italics] with the year in brackets afterwards. If you wish to name the director go ahead, but I haven't found them asking for a place of publication as they do with books.

Spot fucking on mate. Big up the Tea massive. PG Tips shits on you!

Capital idea. I wish I'd thought of it sooner.

Would guess, can't be arsed. Plus I'll slam my track list at the end. 1. Ma chere madmoiselle, it is with deepest pride, and greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight. And now, we invite you to relax, let us pull up a chair... As the dining room proudly presents... Your dinner. 2. And you said nothing at all, well I couldn't have said it better myself. Well tonight the conversation takes the fall, just love me like you love nobody else. 3. Don't, leave me this way. I can't survive, I can't stay alive, without you in my arms 4. When Ali Baba had them forty theives, Sherizarda had a thousand tales. Master you didn't look 'coz up your sleeve! you got a brand o' magic never fails.. 5. She's taking her time, making up the reasons. To justify all the hurt inside... 6. When theres a rub, We can talk for a while, But I have sweet nothings to say. 7. Oh baby baby, how was I supposed to know, that something wasn't right here. 8. And I wonder if you ever think about me anymore, and I wonder if you ever think about me when you're bored and I wonder if you ever think about me when you're hanging in New York.. 9. When you, when you forget your name, When old faces all look the same.. 10. I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet - I wanna be the shower when you sweat.. 1. Beauty And The Beast - Be Our Guest. 2. Meatloaf - Couldn't Have Said It Better. 3. Communards - Don't Leave Me This Way. 4. Robin Williams - Friend Like Me [Aladdin]. 5. Savage Garden - To The Moon And Back. 6. Funeral For A Friend - Streetcar. 7. Bowling For Soup - Hit Me Baby One More Time. 8. Diffuser - I Wonder. 9. Keane - Bend And Break. 10. Bryan Adams - (I Wanna Be) Your Underwear.

Peanuts taste like shite. Peanut butter tastes like shite, I'd go on with a list of more peanut shizzle tasting shite but you get the idea. Stop ruining family favourites by putting pissing peanut in.

New addition to the adverts that blow massive. The new Star Wars figure advert. Someone pissing with some figures at dinner time and someone mistakes R2-D2 for a salt shaker. As much as I love Star Wars I cannot bring myself to like this advert. Sucks to the fullest.