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Wilbur Smith - River God. Slam in the synopsis remix, Ancient Egypt. Land of the Pharaohs. A kingdom built on gold. A legend shattered by greed... Now the Valley of the Kings lies ravaged by war, drained of its lifeblood, as weak men inherit the cherished crown. City of Thebes. The Festival of Osiris. Loyal subjects of the Pharaoh gather to pay homage to their leader, but Taita - a wise and formidably gifted eunuch slave - sees him only as a symbol of a kingdom's fading glory. Beside Taita stand his protégés: Lostris, daughter of Lord Intef, beautiful beyond her fourteen years; and Tanus, proud young army officer, whose father was betrayed by Lord Intef, Chief Vizier of Egypt whose power is second in wealth only to the Pharaoh. Tanus and Lostris are deeply in love, but unbeknown to them, their union is impossibility. Taita is the slave of Lord Intef. It was Intef who had Taita castrated as a young boy after he found that he had slept with a young slave girl. Together Taita, Lostris and Tanus share a dream -- to restore the majesty of the Pharaoh of Pharaohs on the glittering banks of the Nile.

Quality flash animation that was.

This DFS sale with "word" on it. They say "pick on it" then proceed to show a kid with a shit eating grin about to pick his nose and they stop him!? Is he allowed to pick on it or what? Then "Sleep/Dream" on it. They're one and the same, both are not needed. That Britney Spears perfume advert is wank also.

I noticed that today, enraged me beyond belief.

Venom indeed on occasions has the large chin, but that's normally when his face [even when seen from a side view] isn't as a level as a ruler. Nose theory? This is what I see. Note the skull isn't at the same angle.

If that's Venom, he has the nose hole of a skull and one massive chin.

Pop quiz hotshot.

Looks more like a robotic skull, or even the Goblin suit more than Venom I say.

This topic may also be used for the small number of adverts we may wish to discuss which indeed may not blow. But mostly for those that blow the chunks of goat scrote. Now I know these adverts were around [And probably covered] in 2005 but they were shown last night and today which enraged me into the new year, plus I have no doubt that more shitty adverts will grace our screens that you: The lovely Revolution Europe community shall be there to comment on. First off, This Sheila's Wheels advert, They wank on about how women are the safest drivers, yet: A: Don't have their eyes on the road B: Don't have their hands on the wheel C: Have delegated the driving duties to a Kangaroo/Wallaby, who of which I'm sure hasn't got his provisional licence. Cremosa. I was watching Hook on LivingTV [As those on my MSN may have noticed] and Cremosa and poorly dubbed shite comes and ruins my once quite delightful watching spree. The only respite I got from this terror was when Hook returned and Hoffman and Williams dazzled me with their majesticness. Your turn. Go.

I'd have to say a tie. Demolition Man and Judge Dredd [which I enjoyed] Vs Last Action Hero and Total Recall... can't be done.

You may think you're looking at a black and white photo. Look closely, Spider-Man wears a black suit in Spider-Man 3. Still think it looks like a black and white photo.

I am giving her a chance! It was j00 who placed her upon a pinnacle of annoyance by saying she's worse than the power three, I think Bree could take them all in terms of both annoyance and bad acting. Yes, even Zeik.

I'm afraid I shall have to disagree there, Summer = annoying indeed. But the three newcomers have brought a whole new level of agony to my eyes and ears.

Bree in today's episode showed that she tries quite hard to have her cake and indeed eat it too by trying to stop Summer [who always was a cow in my eyes, but with the arrival of Bree and Rachael has shot up on the Respect-O-Meter] talking to Zeik. Plus, Toadie's card tower skillz. They way he got that final card to stick there, surely some form of witchcraft.

Dear God I'm so sorry, have the doctors found a cure yet? I disagree. I concur. Plus I like their cover of Don't ph34r Teh Reaper. Any version of Hallelujah while, not that depressing to me is a banging track not unlike Mad World [in the sense that it's actually good.]

As everyone knows his humble fabulous Baron Donald of Shabbá was the first to purchase this T-shirt, making this lass a pale imitation.

I appreciate the reminder, I've been meaning to bitch at them. Email dispatched, phasers set to Shabba'ise.

I'm loving that rack, and that smile. She's a perfect woman in my estimate.

I have managed to obtain the Outlaw Star series after months of fruitless searching, however it is all in Ogm format, is there a player out there which accomodates such files? My flatmate found some sort of convertor with the episodes but the sounds all wank. Any help?

From what I've read in teh TV guide Roo may be backing out, but I'll say no more. Lovely Cameo from Drew there, he was robbed from the show. Taken by surprise and utterly not needed.

Indeed, in this mess from the remains of spelling as it was left for dead after being raped in just about every orifice it has. The thing I don't like about TKMaxx is the fact it's totally random, there's pretty much no structure to what's being put out bar men, women, children, etc. Or at least in the one near me. For proper TKMaxx shoppage you need mega eagle eye skillz, I employed my Sharingan abilities and came out of TKMaxx with a fantastic Tom Selleck T-shirt. It did cost £15 which for me is a little steep for a T-shirt [being one of those people who don't spend £90 on one just because it has some cock's name on it, instantly upping the price] but for the Magnum, it deserved it.

You what. All About Soul - Billy Joel. Weak at the knees.

shocktees.com or .co.uk was where I got a few classic shirts, such as the timeless "I poke badgers with spoons" shirt and the Rolf Harris respect massive "On the sixth day he created"

While finding a suitable picture of Gaara for another purpose I came across this Naruto cosplay site. http://www.fairvue.com/developments/kuniconstlouis2005/gaara.php Muchos pics Click the Naruto tag in the list for the huge selection.

She's going to be a massive whore who'll ruin Susans life after Alex finally croaks, and probably be one of those cases she turnes round into a model person, like Toadie.