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Bollocks. I AM, IRON MAN!

They are all simply glorious, I want him to come on next E3 and say his immortal words.

I should reinstall my Armageddon, I was quite the badass.

Yes, but for those of us in the population who have sex may prefer the government not to see it.

Well having the skin ripped around that region it's hardly surprising.

It was dissolved. This is me assuming it was a kidney stone, I can't think of anything else what it could've been. I can't imagine the pain of passing a fully fledged one through. My rod felt as if it were burning so much I filled a lil tupperware box with water and placed my unit it, had I not locked my door and someone walk in, it would've looked like I was shagging the floor. It did provide some well needed relief however, not much, but anything was enough.

No Deal. .

Falling off my bike and making a nice hole in my chin has left me with a cracking scar, barely noticeable now. A drunken trip has given me a scar on my side, on both elbows and three purple circle scars on three of my fingers on my left hand. But my worst injury, which wasn't physically noticeable like a scar, I think I was passing a kidney stone. Fucking hell my dick was on fire... never again.

I'm convinced Lynne wants her hair to look more like a man's every day, and confirmed it with her attempted at a mullet. I hope Joe goes off to help his son Toby but doesn't end up leaving the same way Joe Scully did. Stingray today... dear me, The boys flipped back into the old school when he first appeared. I didn't like him then so I hope he get's his arse kicked back into gear. In what appears to be the same cell Lou and Darcy shared. Who knows, maybe it'll be the same tiny courtyard.

Could Rolf Harris be considered an instrument? As he's got mad eef and iv'ing skillz.

One or all of these three. Harmonica Saxophone Wobbleboard

Yeah, I have such a hot chick [because she eats alot of hot food] and little lady [just been to the hall of mirrors no doubt] then gets scared over Bree knowing he's "a dob" to be honest, even Breezilla would understand The Zeikster "dobbing" in the lass who is seeing a bloke who made dodgy calls to Susan, naturally though he'll buckle like the pussy he is.

What did j00 think today? Lovely of Harold to find Connor and I hope he stays for longer than what is predicted. Haven't seen the ending yet as I had to go round with a camera for video project asking people about cheese.

Why not send both the new Miss Marple and Kojak instead? Terry Savalas isn't exactly raging with life either. MON SHEET! Poirot and Marple: Teh Animated series.

For those who have been shown the way due to your humble fabulous [Ergo = Me] then you're welcome. I am the Disco.

Banana Hammock.

Here's what's on the door of my room.

The red X Massive? EDIT: Ah, I see the Team of A now.

No it wouldn't. It's bang on the money Unlike some. Oh by the way, cheer up.

I prefer Single player games anyway.

The only team for the job. Maybe Columbo.

1. Guns n Roses 2. gorillaz 3. eminem 4. the cars 5. Pet shop boys 6. scissor sisters 7. Smashing Pumpkins 8. Blur 9. Alice in Chains 10. Led Zepplin 11. White Snake 12. Matchbox 20 13. Greenday 14. 50 cent 15. Garbage 16. Spoon 17. The Eagles 18. Rolling Stones 20. TaTu 21. Boomtown rats 22. The pixies 23. Kiss 24. Madonna 25. Manic Street Preachers 26. Jet 27. The White Stripes 28. The Sex Pistols 39. Queen 30. Red Hot Chili Peppers 31. Prince 32. Cypress Hill 33. U2 34. Blind Melon 35. Beach Boys 36. The Eels.

Rolf Harris trumps Madonna any time any day. Edit button as well. Employ its usage. Just in the nick of time I see as well.

Sorry? She bloody well should be. For shitting out crap music.

I can't imagine the vast amount of jizz needed to warrant use of Mr Muscle sink & plughole unblocker. Plus it's normally kinda fluidy [Well my swimmers are] so I again cannae imagine how it blocked. Perhaps fused with the hair to make some form of beast. Would love to know what sort of test they ran which concluded it was the baby batter.