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To reference Lee Evans from his XL tour These people you see on the adverts are stupid, they're going to have accidents! 'One Day I set up my ladders as usual. And I started to climb'.. He's a carpet fitter! 'Oh I walking into work one day and slipped up accidentally on purpose. We got five grand and went to Magaluf'

Slightly early I know but spin on it. This has been pissing me off too much in a short space of time and must be exploded forward in a wave of bitching. PC World advert, a computer which is "incredible for that price" sporting a "huge" 60gig harddrive [bollocks] And we all know Pc World staff don't tell you to go for the cheapest, the commission hungry bells take you right to the top of the range, because the cheap stuff [the really good stuff on the ads] is soon to become obsolete. j00r turn.

I tried watching it, but couldn't get into it. The beginning was just so boring.

I really don't know why but I'm that much of a fan of the Goonies. Personally I'm on tenderhooks for Man In The Iron Mask tomorrow. TVTimes has only given it one star. Not fucking on. Jeremy Irons deserves at least 3.

I've decided on my last poster. The Rolftastic Four. Now this obviously isn't complete yet but I thought I'd give all my lovely shabba's a sneak preview. I'm hoping to remix the names at the bottom so it reads: The Rolf Torch. The Rolf. Invisible Rolf. Mr. Rolftastic.

Great to see Bree went straight to the hidden stash of Quality Street. So sexy.

Bree being a whore again. Zeik's conclusion was very quick. yet acted like a lil bitch when he returned home. Glad to see that cock who fitted Stu up was shat upon. Shabtastic. I'm hoping Alex will break it down, meaning Karl can break it down to the I was right remix before he pops his clogs. No doubt he won't and Susan will be pissed at Karl though.

If I had sex with someone [whom I thought I'd have sex with again but never saw again] would be a one night stand. I'd be down with it.

Update remix: After working at my Dads pub for a couple of hours, I returned home to find some more presents: Texas Hold-em set. A nice T-shirt. Some vodka. Then I went back to Dads to obtain the rest. This will be subject to clarification as I've just returned to home again [at 12:20] £120 total from cards, £100 from Dad. I've already ordered some stuff from Amazon, First season of Star Trek Voyager, Lee Evans XL tour dvd and Mario Kart DS. Many smelly products, list coming soon. A Newton's Cradle where the balls have been given nipples and painted pink to resemble breasts. It's quite clever. There is more, I'll just take some pictures.

Pfft, I've had that for ages . Dad got a John McNab book, Mother got Will Young album Step dad got Gary Rhodes book Step mum got CkOne Step sisters got Malibu and Smirnoff.

Here is a picture from the old school. It doesn't follow your Maddox-esque criteria but I blame the French.

Why does Jordan still have a staff title under his name after much bragging about how he isn't part of it anymore?

Did you bollocks. You'll never catch me. The picture of me which has been doing the rounds. My eyes look great under negative like that. Me and Kefka.

Total remix at present I have received: 3 T-shirts. 2 cheques for £20 each. A selection box. Some Only Fools And Horses slippers. An Umbro "Power" set, some smelly stuff, gel and a backpack. All in one printer scanner. Dressing Gown. Pen & keyring which looks like it has a little mirror on it. Those socks which don't go past the ankle. Ptolemy's Gate [book]. DVD box set of all three Lord Of The Rings trilogy. That's just from my mother's side of the family. We'll see what I get from fathers side later.

I don't know. I black out. I wake around 30 minutes to an hour later and lose the past 6-12 hours of memory. But based on eyewitness reports I adopt the fetal position, and jerk about.

Aids. It beats last years gift of epilepsy [which I got around 3 days late] by a mile. plus 3 T-shirts, a new printer/scanner, a banging dressing gown. Some money. I actually kid about the aids children. Not the epilepsy though.

I growl and roar when drunk.

Channel 4's Noel Edmonds-hosted gameshow Deal or No Deal has sold around the world faster than Who Wants to be a Millionaire? and is the broadcaster's top-rated daytime show. And it's going to be a "Bonne Noel" for the daytime quiz, with news of talks to move the show into prime time next year http://media.guardian.co.uk/broadcast/story/0,7493,1673030,00.html Just what Noel deserves, fucking legend.

Go on then. Time to slam in The Don: Height - around 1metre 80. Weight, last was 10 stone. The Don of all, loves Monkey Island, and fucks up everyone with the power of Shabba and mad art skillz.

WINTER-EEN-MAS!

Yesterday, seeing Bree spouting all that Romeo and Juliet bollocks to Zeik was painful viewing. However Stingrays performance today was humourous. That dude who was trying to "heal" that Alex bitch, isn't he the one who fucked up Stu with that Life Coaching saga a while back? Remixed Credits, good to see Toadie getting a bigger involvement, next should be Connor. Cindy had been replaced by Harold, who with those weird eyes looks like a Peedo looking at a playground at breaktime.

Word up to my main Shabba'z. I shall wish you all a Shabtastic Christmas and a Shabtacular new year. Not that you deserve it, but I'm feeling festive.

There is a faint possibility that this may fall under whatever Odwin was mentioning in his thread about crap threads. However I have an iron clad valid argument to those who think the same: lick my scrote. Let's move on. If anyone is like me [Doubtful] they sometimes find themselves on Imdb just browsing a movie, then move onto a certain star, find out some recognizeable films they've been in, and so on and so forth. Recently at Uni we've become a little obsessed over finding Beauty And the Beast to watch, however since coming home I watched it on video [old skool]. But I was looking on le cast on imdb http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101414/ and found that Jerry Orbach, the late Don of Law and Order. Was Lumiere the candlestick. Now I've been listening to the soundtrack more than ususal to soak up the Orbachness. Anyone else been as alarmed?

Why is the site & forum so dreadfully slow these days?

Yes. They can close it off from the tourists. But no one refuses The Don. Grrr-Shabba.