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I've been waiting for this day a long time. finally Elton John will be a whole man.

We're all forgetting the Cris Rea classic Driving Home For Christmas.

The Rolf. Just to add to his greatness he unveiled that painting of the Queen. I don't think he's been knighted already, but he fucking should be.

Bump Shabba'z. I have an idea which I am about to run by j00 all. But first, I believe I have finished the first two images. Now I remember someone in my class was telling my about Rik Mayall's autobiography which had a picture of the Last Supper, with Rik's head grafted on every body, now I did think of doing the same but it seems too much work and is blatently copying, so I thought about what I could do which is similar. I thought of the painting of the Dog's playing cards, I'm thinking of slamming Rolf's head on all the dogs, like it's been cut out of a magazine. Imagine the Nintendo campaign where they stuck heads/the like on people, looking obviously added on top.

His boyfriend is however. Still suffering from the blindness then?

To say he's a hare that's pretty camp. What does that make Slippy then?

It would indeed.

Dido. [Whoever did the 15 character limit can blow a goats nutsack in room 101] DDDDDDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRGHHH!!

I'll have the album, I've already got a T-shirt http://www.shocktees.com/images/film_logo/tshirts/large/tshirt-fl0052.jpg Genius. Fucking right doggie. Me too, he's an ugly tosser who actually isn't funny. http://media.venda.com/bbcshop/ebiz/bbc/invt/ebbcdvd1675/LittleBrit2_3D_CMYKlrg.gif How can something with such an ugly wankshaft sell so well?

I've already got one. You need to do a whole lot better than that.

You've just made yourself an enemy for life lassie. No mercy shall be shown to those who even feign a dislike in the Rolf. REMEMBER! "The Rolf giveth and The Rolf taketh away." Corolfians 6.4

It's all about the caramel kegs Dutch, and you fucking know it!

Deep throat. Fuck you.

This may be in the Xmen thread but I'm too shocked to check, but going through IMDB looking for links in movies, randomly searching I came across Topher Grace, many will remember as Eric Forman im That 70's show is Venom. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0413300/ Not on. Simply not on. I can't imagine him as Eddie Brock at all.

Writing text then changing it white or making then linking an invisible picture uses more effort than just typing [Your mother] or the like. Why figure out a none crappy crap method when this one works just fine. Since you've mentioned this, another thing which grinds my gears is the forums audacity to tell you you haven't typed fifteen characters even though you have, and added the Odwin branded crappy crap method of [You blow goats]. People who go to great lengths to make an invisible picture or change text white shall go on my newly created totally original idiot list. It isn't secret as I've just told you.

Do not spare the details.

How could we not? Hopper is hung like a whale.

No more controversial sexual liasons then?

I think I'll go get drunk at my dad's pub Christmas eve, hopefully the lovely barmaid will be there so I can sneak a Christmas kiss from [More? Who knows]. Christmas day Dad says I'm working behind the bar 12-3, which I heard from a customer before dad informed me. Then it's home to mothers for dinner.

I'm sick of how they're whoring Peter Jackson's name for this, which as most people know I don't rate the Lord Of The Rings that highly. "Peter Jackson's King Kong" As if he wrote it as was the case for "William Shakespeare's Romeo & Juliet" and "Mary Shelly's Frankenstein". Also on the game they have "The official game of the movie" as if some bootleg copy is going to come out and we won't know the difference.

Indeed. He who is fussy gets no pussy, as my brother told me. Like Atif, I was once semi depressed for a time. But it doesn't have the effect on people you think it does. At Uni I enjoy drinking/sitting in the dark, you could say I am depressed, I disagree. I enjoy silent reflection, I don't need lights to do so. Either way, just imagine yourself as you were... let's say Maddox, if you think you are as great as he claims himself to be your self esteem should go no where but up. Shabba.

I have a Samsung E700. But my brother has just upgraded his phone so I may have his D500 if I can be bothered to move all my numbers over.

Another bump because this really grinded my gears. Gwen Stefani's "Contribution" to the song "Can I Have It Like That" I honestly think she said it just once and pushed a button to hear it again.

Confessions Of A Window Cleaner.

No it's because they dress queerly and have girly hair I imagine. I was scared they were going to mention link, weird strong silent type elf in a skirt/tights and all.