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more genius from the nets finest comic.
EEVILMURRAY replied to Dan_Dare's topic in General Chit Chat
How is that comic funny? -
Sky was basically being a bitch today, saying to Steph how she didn't approve of her dad and Lyn, then when Steph agreed Sky chimes in with "So my dad's not good enough?" crap.
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Mon Sheet! I didn't consider that... Y'argh! More Zeik twattish eye rolling skillz.
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People who say "Can I ask you a question?"
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Typical. Susan's new bitch is going to die.
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To be fair, that trailer was pretty wank.
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Disgusting. [Fifteen character this.]
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So long as they don't make Beast look like the Panther look he has in the comics now.
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When I can't find the droids I'm looking for.
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Face recognition: what celeb face do you have?
EEVILMURRAY replied to LukeLee's topic in General Chit Chat
Ooh, my word. I just got Johnny Depp. Lucky me. Edit. And Celine Dion. -
Oh yeah, Cheap As Chips that one. How did you keep finding that bargain under wraps?
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I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store...
EEVILMURRAY replied to EEVILMURRAY's topic in General Chit Chat
Sounds vaguely dyke-esque. -
I was introduced to this "song" yesterday and had a rousing drunken singalong last night. But for those who like me were once in the dark and still are, it basically involves some form of sexual innuendo. Here's a selection I copied from a site. I used to work in Chicago, In an old department store, I used to work in Chicago, I don't work there any more. A woman came in for some meat, Some meat from the store, Some meat she wanted, porked she got I don't work there any more glazed doughnut she wanted. cream filled she got brass taps she wanted, golden shower she got Beefeater Gin she wanted, eat her I did quick service she wanted, quickly serviced she got ground coffee she wanted, grind her I did jumper she wanted, jump her I did liquor she wanted, lick her I did elevator she wanted, my shaft she got carpet she wanted, deep shag she got hammer she wanted, nailed she got gun she wanted, banged she got watering can she wanted, hosed she got floppy disk she wanted, hard drive she got velvet she wanted, felt she got liquor she wanted, lick her I did bolts she wanted, my nuts she got sailors she wanted, semen she got ham she wanted, porked she got cigarette she wanted, my pipe she got pipe she wanted, hosed she got Plumber she wanted, pipes cleaned she got butter she wante, spread she got seafood she wanted, crabs she got carpet she wanted, shag she got nail she wanted, screw she got fishing rod she wanted, my pole she got helicopter she wanted, my chopper she got translator she wanted, cunning linguist she got KitKat she wanted, four fingers she got Irish airlilne ticket from the store, Air Lingus she wanted, cunnilingus she got a hand she wanted, fisted she got diamond choker she wanted, pearl necklace she got lobster thermidor she wanted, creamed clam she got German method of coal extraction she wanted, mine shaft she got duck she wanted, I misunderstood Open cast coal mine she wanted, deep shaft she got A ruler she wanted, 12 inches she got Some lettuce she wanted, head she got! An O Henry she wanted, Mr. Big she got! A Big Mac she wanted, a Whopper she got A screen door she wanted, slammed she got! Some fireworks she wanted, banged she got! A Big Mac she wanted, super-sized she got! Some Pringles she wanted, the pop she got! Some tile she wanted, laid she got! A vacuum she wanted, sucked she got! Some dinner she wanted, ate out she got! A lollipop she wanted, licked she got! Some Shakespeare she wanted, Dickens she got! piano she wanted, my organ she got chips she wanted, lays she got racoon she wanted, my beaver she got carpet she wanted, rugburn she got muscle car she wanted, my hot rod she got pickle she wanted, my cucumber she got a hat she wanted, my helmet she got. a damp cat she wanted, wet pussy she got. chair leg she wanted, table ends she got. turkey she wanted, gobbles she got. Barbecue she wanted, spit roast she got Fabric she wanted, felt she got Cake from the store, layer she wanted, lay her I did Truck she wanted, Rammed she got tire she wanted, rimmed she got basketball she wanted, hooped she got Sea Cat she wanted, wet pussy she got Sprite she wanted, 7-Up she got Flag she wanted, jolly roger she got Ford she wanted, probe she got Anyone know/can think of some more?
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Fucking right doggie.
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Face recognition: what celeb face do you have?
EEVILMURRAY replied to LukeLee's topic in General Chit Chat
I got Johnny Depp. Audrey Tauto. However on another program ages ago I got Vin Diesel and Robbie Williams. I did the one of me & Egon and Egon got Eddie Murphy. For another picture I got Steven Soderbergh. -
Nah, he sends his mumsy for sure.
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For OcRemixes my personal Zelda tips for the top are: Hyrulian Temple Trance Darkworld jazz Kakariko prom Triforce Majeure [Personal Favourite] Awakened Fears Of The Gerudo Gerudo Peeples Gerudo Interlude Gerudo JV Braving Tal Tal Heights Tailcave Beatdown
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My All in One printer is being a right prick. So I'm looking for a seperate Printer and Scanner, since the scanner on it's fucked too. Use your PC. Don't pretend you actually leave your room.
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No it doesn't. It looks cheap. Lindt or not!
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This is magic. Magic I tell thee.
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To say Stuart was meant to have quit the force he still carries the badge about. :|
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That Zeik is being a prize dick. We shouldn't keep the money then wanks off over having his share. Deserves to catch aids for sure.
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Wahay, you pulled. Score.
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The trailer, if you can call it that, does look good. But I'm worried the voice acting may put some off, assuming it has some.
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I agree, don't see why everyone is pissing their pants in anger at the thread. I quite like the link. Marvel at the Ultimate Spiderman's review has been ghetto'd Ultimate Spider-Man follers th' initial tale of a yo'ng Peter Parker an' his destined helter-skelter in wif thet troublesome spider who bestowed upon him all them ultra sweet powers yo' jump aroun' yo' bedroom wishin' yo' had, cuss it all t' tarnation. This hyar is explained briefly in th' intry via tradishunal comic book fashion an' then leads th' player fluently into th' game wifout boggin' them down wif too much sto'yline. This hyar leaves th' gamer jest cornfident inough wif th' smarts of whut they hafta does an' whuffo' they hafta does it.