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EEVILMURRAY

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  1. Invite a loada mates around and ask if they want to play soggy biscuit. She can watch and good time will be had by all.
  2. The best line in that is when the copy of Ash starts dancing, singing goodie goodie two shoes while punching him.
  3. Breaking it down with the Stifler Remix. "I'm gonna hang out with my wang out, and rock out with my cock out!" "Happy "Fuck Day", Ass Mouth" Steve Stifler: Shhiittt, I got a frosted ass crack! Hey Finch, you want this for here, or to go? Paul Finch: "A witty saying proves nothing," -Voltaire. Steve Stifler: "Suck my dick!" -Ron Jeremy. Oh, yeah. The Stifmeister's coming back to Grand Harbor. Deck the halls. Bye-bye, Great Falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls. It's Stifler time, baby. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Whoo-hoo-hoo. Here's a new idea for you. I'll get you a spoon so you can eat my ass Stifler: Holy shit dude. I found a dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Dildo. Big blue rubber dicks for everyone. The people demand rubber dicks. Jim: What are you doing? Stifler: Looking for more lesbian artifacts. [hands Jim the dildo] Jim: Where did you get this? Stifler: Finch's ass.
  4. Toadie hasn't given up I'm sure.
  5. He said he yet went straight to Serena. Toadie seems a bit over the top telling Stu not to go through with the wedding, here's hoping Sindy kills herself when he cancels.
  6. It has to be done once more. "I AM INVINCIBLE!!!"
  7. Sindy really needs shooting, she can't complain about strippers considering her previous career.
  8. I'm guessing David.
  9. I have made craters in two fingers on my left hand from a slight mishap. I may show a picture but it's been recovering for a week so doesn't look half as impressive as it would've.
  10. Not really a big fan of Bizarre but since it's free I'll request one.
  11. Considering I already read that on BBC's site. No, not what I wanted at all. I try viewing the video catch up thing but my Real Player doesn't connect.
  12. I misses it today, break it down for me!
  13. As I mentioned earlier, site likes to piss us about in the early daytime. Which brings me to my question, can the forum be separate from the main site, like Xsorbit was to C-E, because even when the site is shitting us about you could still go on the forum for your daily forumage.
  14. Student loan and money mother and father give me. I did a weeks worth of shopping in Morrisons for a tenner, fucking genius.
  15. I back the HSBC massive.
  16. She got a bit touchy over the fact that Joe's name was indeed Joe. Another reason why Lynney needs to die.
  17. Another question, why does it bring up a page can't be displayed when I tried to post, then shows nothing so I post again, then it adds both just to be a bugger?
  18. Playing: Eternal Darkness Listening: Wish I Had An Angel - Nightwish Watching: Neighbours.
  19. Why does this site fuck up in the morning?
  20. Why does this site fuck up in the morning? That's two days in a row! Maybe more.
  21. I hope they still make that shampoo I like.
  22. The proposed mackage of Serena and Connor was slightly obvious at the start, sad to see Lance go and I hope Toadie shits on that Go Go lady.
  23. The moral of the story is. Don't remember French, eet ees pointless.
  24. That's what you say for everyone!
  25. I disagree, Hannah was much better, except when she had short hair.
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