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I saw the Starfox reveal before this main trailer. So sadly I thought this was an actual new Starfox game, not that they're going to make a small appearance in what looks like the No Man's Sky trailer of lies. I don't think I'll be getting this. What I do want is that remixed music though.

"Look at this super smash animation, this time [Character X] makes an appearance!"

I can't quite recall - Wasn't there a lot we didn't know about Breath of The Wild back then? This took the piss naming every character and then going through (nearly?) all of them just to say "we've tweaked them a little"

Charizard was his own character, Nintendo you sneaky fucks.

How much of this was actually new?

Da Ridz? Surely

Jesus... Trying to pretend the people wanted shit like Pichu back.

I HAD THIS READY BUT IT DIDN'T LET ME POST. Yooka Laylee may appear. I want a Golden Sun character to imply the series is being carried on. Any Tales characters

Update: Been offered a trial at da solicitors. Apparently the Partners were a bit concerned about my less-than-wealth of experience - but my boombastic typing skillz (actual legal term) convinced them to gimme a shot. So week on Monday I have until the end of the month to impress them to let me carry on until the end of the year, which hopefully will lead to something more permanent. Yay! I've had to cancel another agency meeting I was due to have at 3.30 and another which was TBC for next week. The latter have congratulated me and then asked me where I had been offered the opportunity - Although this may be curiosity on the part of the person I've been speaking to - I can't help but think of it as a potential form of sabotage. So haven't told them. The Download work is like reliving my Tesco/Sainsburys days all over again, although all the customers are calm because they're either off their tits on some sort of drugs, sober and wanting booze, or drunk and pretending to be low-key sober so they can buy booze. But some of the other agency people that work on nights with me - 12 in total - about half of them do fuck all, and the work they do is either stretched out way longer than it should be or they literally just stand there and watch you work. In the time it took 5-6 of them to work on one 3/4 full cage of stuff, I had taken 1 and 1/2 wooden pallets out of action and it looked fucking amazing. Then checking the stuff in the cage they didn't put out - I was able to get over half of that out. Some of the Co-op staff (when we got there on the first day they were pissed off their faces on Smirnoff Ice and San Miguel, and when they're sober might as well have neon signs that have "AGENCY STAFF: WE DO NOT TRUST YOU. PREPARE TO BE PATRONISED THE FUCK OUT OF) have come to call that half of the Agency people "The Nimrods"

Pretty much echoing my feels here guys, cheers. All redundant naow as I didn't get the Boots gig. Which is annoying as I felt like it was a certain thing. So apart from this Download thing* I'm doing at the moment the chat at the solicitors tomorrow is my next best bet. *Was there yesterday, people flocking in already. Is inspiring me to actually go as a visiter one day. I've got a lovely wristband which lets me get in/anywhere. So can hopefully get more of dem feels over the next coupla days.

A potential quandary has reared its head. I applied for a maternity cover at a solicitors doing secretarial and typing support, got a call back asking me to come in for a chat on Thursday (luckily my Download shifts are nights so it won't conflict) however it is only six months and if I get the job doing Co-op support it would put me in a bit of a tight spot. The solicitors is only temporary with no guarantee of being offered anything after six months, but it is legal admin work experience I'd love to have on the CV. Co-op support is (assuming one passes probation) more stable...

Second door-to-door job "interview" offered which I didn't attend. Looking forward to dat feedback. The one before was a little spicier but longer as I had a lil back and forth with the Director because she phoned me up asking where I was/forgotten the interview even though I had sent them an email saying I wasn't going to go and I said it was a scam.

What heresy has pushed it at least a minimum of one space?!

We all are. And we all know it's going to be something along the lines of 3-5 other job offers coming your way O_O My situation has improved a little. Passed a pre-interview-interview/test to get me an actual interview for a call centre with Boots next week, have an interview for some customer adviser thing with Barclays next month. Most promising thing at the moment is the latest agency I have signed up for (probably my fifth since mid-April) has got me a week long position at a Co-op pop up store at Download. Never been to the festival before and if I can swing the night shifts, will make just under £600 for a weeks work.

Thrice post ackshon! Did 2-3 levels with Funky, I almost feel glad I didn't play with him, he seems to be the other extreme to normal mode - it felt like he sucked out any semblance of danger, especially on spikes. Plus his hover thing was slow moving and put me off. Not that I like to complain about things.

Finally did it last night! I think I will give a few levels with Funky a go just to see how differently he handles. But won't be doing it all again

Oooh it's certainly helped. Got to the third stage, and discovered that you're fucked if you don't have the following: A - Split second timing B - Dixie Kong Dunno if I'll give enough of a shit to complete it at this rate. The reward doesn't seem worth the effort.

Anyone watched Happy? Meloni was on point like a post SVU-Stabler mixed with Neeson in Taken, not even Patton Oswald managed to put me off. Very weird ending though. I don't think they resolved everything.

The last levels before the boss I died about 40 times. I can see where the "bonus" levels are but I am no way interested in trying to get them. Gave the last boss a coupla tries. Got him to "stage 2" once before giving up. The collision detection when he charges you is way off. I have no idea how Nintendo thought 2 hearts was a sufficient baseline...

Am I the only one who doesn't see that big of a difference apart from the Switch version is brighter?

The thing about this is that if I wanted to do this, once I complete the game - I'll probably want to do it with Funky Kong. But that would involve playing the whole game again, something which - although the game has grown on me - I don't think I will be doing, and will as previously mentioned trading it at CEX or something.

It seems to be something Netflix keep doing of late. You get about half a season of something, then 1-2 months later get weekly episodes. I dunnae get it. Your platform is primed for binge-watching, don't stretch dat shit out. I waited for over a year for the new old Yu-Gi-Oh seasons.

Well I'm back to square one. My previous employer - as I suspected they might - tanked the job offer I had gotten from the Court. Had an interview/assessment day at Co-Op for their insurance centre thing and I thought it went well, however the knockback email this morning proves otherwise. I have no interviews left in the pipeline, just applications hanging out in the ether... Fuck.

Saw it last night, much more humourous than the first

I like how they censored the word plunger.