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Max is much more of a pussy than I remembered. He seems to run away a lot.

I'm sure I've had my bike stolen before. I've had a fair amount of bikes. Daddy's had his car stolen and our house was burgled. So it's been a fun life. Probably what feeds my own taste for... obtaining.

Don't worry chap. Jack isn't the most popular boys name anymore. Oliver is in the house. Although I am surprised you weren't going to call them "Penislol" or similar. The missus and I always seem to think of Pokémon related names when thinking of this. If it's a boy: Brock. A girl: Erika.

The topic from our Long Legged Mok Daddy got me pondering. If any of you were to have children (Or the ones who have them already got more) - What would you call them?

Muchos congrats chap. Make the kid's first word Nintendo. No reason why, just for fun. Uh-Sheen? Wasn't a fan of it before, now I certainly aint. But hey, not my kid. go for it Kongmon!

Kinda regret having it on DVD, let alone attempting to get it on blu-ray. True Lies in 3D does sound like a good venture. Especially "You're Fired." at the end.

Details of this encounter. With visual aids for ReZ.

I'm on Dolphin. Pay £10 and 300 texts. Didn't know I got internet too, pr0.

Which animal is that?

Especially with the silly logic they came up with at the end of the Dark Knight Apparently not, he's more of the returning type.

An erection. It's going to be a porno.

Maybe that was Nolan's plan. Make Joker similar to Riddler.

If you ever return to msn I could.

Would've been more appropriate around Batman Begins time. Maybe a straight-to-DVD release.

Maybe the Rises bit is a hint to his redemption. In which cases it should be called The Dark Knight Goes White.

I was expecting a non-wank title. It's like Batman Forever. The Dark Knight Rises just feels like Nolan was wondering how he could do something similar a lá Batman - Batman Returns.

Nice... interview. Lets have a look, I've been meaning on making cards myself but unsure about the layout. I was going to steal Kevin G's but am unsure. Who hasn't? Well, I haven't. But given the chance I'd be on him like knockers in a wind tunnel.

Is it confirmed that one is actually going to die, as opposed to just fapping off to a distant part of the universe to fist a Skrull/similar? Either way, it's not going to be for long.

So the ending doesn't blow like the first two?

Have to bump this. Completed it last night and have a question for those who have completed it:

I concur. They need to let go using Batman/Superman all the bloody time. Nightmare on 34th Street/Miracle on Elm Street. Freddy Kruger and Santa go at it hard in a furious battle which seems will never end. It does however end when Santa fists Freddy into death.

Men in Black to The Future.

I think it was probably a gradual process like others here. One year he delivered presents. The next he didn't. Whatever flicks your switch chap. But what about when it rained? I assume you brought it all in. He does exist though. He may not bring us presents but the dude is real. Miracle On 34th Street proved it.

I'm not sure if you're joking or not... But didn't they do that?

And the Portuguese are very good at their Mega Drive gaming. Only the fat black women who sit close together in tents with no air conditioning.