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The Bartimaeus series does better. In them the entire parliament are magicians. Plus it's a bit more serious. Read them people. And see how it links with the now!

I watched Comedy Rainbow.

I've seen your CV. You made some errors. It said "Poke your mum good". I can only assume you were drunk when you wrote that.

Damn you Scoop! you beat me to it.

It shall be done... Give me... Hmmm... I'll try Tuesday if it's open after work.

I'm not surprised in the slightest. The fuckers then go to Sainsbury's, buy the cheapest shit they can (basics) in bunches so they can get £50 cashback on each one (despite there being a cashpoint right next to the entrance) then actually taking the trolleys away with them. Those 3 bags much be well heavy with those cheap 1 ply toilet rolls.

At Tesco you're not allowed to offer your opinion (even by personal experience) you can just read what's on the packaging* *Bullshit I doubt anyone will follow.

Can you take a screen of where you saw this? I've been looking and I can't find squat.

You should be thanking him for bringing this up so you don't get your hopes up. Fuck yeah. I can't drive and I'm working in petrol station. I wonder how many people will ask for advice that I can't help them with. Can't wait.

What pisses me off about my watch is that it has digital and anaolgue display... And I've forgotten how to change the analogue hands.

I thought someone cut the word "retard" into a pumpkin. Disappointing. :p

Quite a few animés have intros which are fucking pointless to what's happening.

We have our own pizza shizzle round here. Just called Poppa's Pizza. Trust me, it pisses all over all other pizza brands. Come down and see.

After you see the translations of some of these intros they make no fucking sense.

I was originally born Alex.

The adverts make it look horrible. The thing is swimming in pesto.

How does one get the nice Layton box thingy? I've had a little look around the Stars Catalogue and not seen anything.

Are you not confusing it with the Bartimaeus trilogy? I've been meaning to reread the Abhorsen series but I don't recall a Nathaniel.

True. There's only a couple of people who use up their daily allowance. And we sure as hell don't want them to have more.

And to do that we need to get sweaty in a mass? True. I'm just under £14000 myself. They seem to add about £80 interest every four[ish] months. People seem to be shocked by this, but it was an obvious consequence of voting Conservative. Over £15k a year last time I checked. Once thing that pissed me off was at Nottingham Uni they put a cap on the number of "native" people can go there. Nottingham Uni is one of the best medical schools (I believe) in the country, so we get alot of Chinese Asians. Because they all want to be doctors. You can get better results but not allowed because you're British... Fucking stupid.

Probably going to say they're going to cut your overdraft dramatically. I got a letter from HSBC saying just that. Not really giving me any more information other than that I'm going to be charged some hefty interest unless I get my shit sorted. I'm assuming I'm going back to my £500 interest mark. Which I'm over now.

Not got a thing. Mainly because I haven't had a job to fill it with. But I've been meaning to do something of the sort once I get out of my overdraft. Should take a couple of months. I'll pretend it's one of them year resolution things.

Because Patrick Michael, because Patrick Michael, those are the rules. Like boy/girlfriend.

Did the insurance cover it?

Crap Bag. I actually believe I thought of the name Kyle Hyde before Hotel Dusk came out.