EEVILMURRAY

Englerer? My apologies. Whoever it is has decided to listen to me and give me my pr0 blanket of winter sexiness. Not sure how long it'll last though, skies are blue now.

Today has been most displeasing. I keep seeing it pelt down with snow and I'm loving it. Then it cuts off for around ten minutes and it melts. Then it starts to snow again. This shizzle is never going to settle. Make your fucking mind up sky!

Try typing with one hand occasionally. It's amazing, your hand dances like a ghetto spider. "See Vee x i az lodes of job expeeryence an wen im wif my krew we av a rite laff LOL like dat c? y hyre me? coz i iz smrt x i can kompleet mynesweeper on EZ jus B4 da clok hits 999. m,y best tym iz 997."

I'm disappointed today. Before I went to bed I saw some delightful snow coming down to smooth the ground once again. Getting up this morning I can see patches of the ground where it has melted and what appears to be tiny hail falling.

Must've been. Now get back to the really cool stuff like throwing water at Claire.

He's got time to kill before then.

To be fair I wasn't paying much attention. That lying is wrong and has no place in this form of entertainment.

I love his shizzle.

Exactly. And your Bullshitter alter-ego has once again ruined what could've been a nice educational experience.

I know, and I can only assume you didn't check the facts which makes you partially responsible. And if you did the check the facts I'm still unsure if I believe you for the reasons stated earlier. Win for me.

From now on only my breakdowns can have a bold beginning followed by a sexy comment. You can use italics and underline yourselves. Thieving bastards :p Anyways! The EEVIL Breakdown: Intro: Gone from the flashing shizzle to spinning shizzle. Evolution? Meh. Now partially in widescreen: Couldn’t give a shit to be honest. Trailers: I must confess I wasn’t expecting this, but didn’t really like it. Plumbing: I’m sure I’ve heard this (or similar variant) before, thus hindering my enjoyment. I’m still confident in the belief you never/rarely wear that hat outdoors “normally” Life’s Unanswered Questions 1: I’ve always loved the melody you say this to (as well as foods you can fuck), and is a rather interesting question. Spitting 1: As soon as you took a sip you could see what was coming. Plus you purposely aimed too high. For maximum enjoyment, maybe dribble a bit down your front or just spit straight ahead. Turning away implies you knew what was coming = unnatural = even less funny. Twins: The set-up was too long. Plus sort your hair out Life’s Unanswered Questions 2: I’m dubious whether to believe or not after your Kit Kat bullshit, and can’t be bothered to check. Step race: Urgh. Lactose Intolerant: This doesn’t help the fact that you’re looking in a direction that (to the audience) are no cows to be seen. Not bad though. Guess what: As Danny said, pretty shitty but good artwork. Neinia: The moment you see a hint of a film trailer, you know Hitler is going to pop up. Which I think decreases the humour in this instance. I liked seeing Neeson back as Aslan and then hearing him roar. And potential was lost by not changing the 3D to NeinD halfway through the narrator saying it. Pierced: Loved it. Lack-toes: I would never ask permission to take my socks off, this set my shitty detector off straight away. Wiping the wall: I liked this, wasn’t that funny but was nice to see you cleaning up after yourself. Several minutes later: You rambled on too much – “Try and watch something guaranteed no fucking rudeness whatsoever [sTOP] don’t want to be surprised like that again.” It’s like saying “something is going to pop out of this box and scare me” but dragging it out. But the moment was good. See spitting comments earlier. Dr Wu-Man circa 1998: Kelly said it best – “He could at least show some tears” Three funnies: Perhaps you could explain what the message is here. I got a little confused. From what I gathered: You go for a piss and suddenly find yourself needing a shit (despite shitting twice earlier that day [?]) so you’re taking wet wipes with you from now on. And Jon was having flushing problems. Outtakes: I don’t see how you couldn’t have carried on in both instances, especially with Claire as A] You couldn’t really hear her entering and B] seeing you in your Wu-Man get up she would’ve known to keep quiet and if she said anything that would’ve been good for the outtake. The falling over could’ve been used in the video.

I am shocked that I haven't encountered some of these. Love that face. Reminded me of Tintin for some reason.

He'll be at Butlins before the year is out.

It's the fuck-ugly Emma Watson* look which probably discouraged people. Now Wagner's gone - Vote Cher, her bullshit rapping has no place here. Should she (or her "mentor", uncommited bitch Cheryl) pick one, fine. But slamming some quick lyrics in a song which never really had them is fucking stupid. *Who looks fucking ugly herself with that hair.

I think it's the hiding in closets to jump out and frighten her and poor sexual performance which bothers her :p I must confess I heard the majority of it alright, even if it was repetitive. Which isn't ReZ's fault (partially though for choosing this song) Really? When you were saying nob cheese I was thinking of smegma: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smegma Watched it a few hours ago with the missus, EEVIL Breakdown (I should copyright this) coming soon.

Saw in the Times (or somewhere) this shit is happening for the next 15 days.

It started snowing at about late Friday/early Saturday. Was up at half 4 for work on Saturday, looked outside the window and saw it snowing with winds that sent it down at a diagonal angle. My initial thought: "You have gotta be shitting me." Luckily as I started walking to work it stopped, it hasn't snowed since then so it's now the deathtrap pavement of annoying slippiness.

I had Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles on the NES, is was awesome. I assume that video was played by him because not only does he not know what he's going on about (Donatello was the best player [it's Raphael that was the most disappointing], and the underwater bomb diffusion was one of my favourite bits) he's playing like a retard.

Fear of change, better the devil you know shizzle I guess.

He stole my idea. I had to improvise an alternative

Alright now, you're about to see something really special...

Why haven't you taken a picture of that? It's one of the BISH's Just uploading & catergorizing mine now.

Me t00! Assuming I get authorised. EDIT: It's on like Donkey Kong!

ReZ's attempt to reach internet fame attempt 3485: http://n-europe.com/forum/showthread.php?t=28916

Well if you spell it like that, it makes perfect sense.