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Nah, sometimes too fizzy. Hate having to give it time to settle. It's coke, not a glass of wine. The nice tint you get after a swig from a glass bottle... Beautiful.

As someone who follows Oxigen Wastes' posts religiously, I can't believe I missed that.

There's also certain cards with the PASS hologram on them which can be accepted. Not really. I hate the patronising way they try to tell you "If you're fortunate/lucky enough to look under 21..." then basically say they think you're trying to break the law.

I got ID'd last night. At the local Wetherspoons ordering some much needed food for myself and my girlfriend. "Can I have *food* and pint of diet coke and pint of Fosters" "Ok *does random till shit for a minute* Got any ID?" As cheerfully as I can "Nope!" She was speechless. I let her stutter for a few seconds before telling her to change the Fosters to a normal coke.

You mean I don't need to spend 9999999 of my stars points? Thank fuck.

I thought they were pretty decent myself. Obviously not a patch on the originals though. Same with Jar-Jar, but when I first watched it I was younger. Years on I can see why people may have found him annoying.

Maybe you've been watching Arrested Development instead.

And a six pack of these bad boys. Tastes so much better out of a glass bottle.

But you'd never watch Return of The Jedi. I was actually discussing this with some people a few nights back. I myself am planning to watch them prequels first then the original after. I'm watching them in order and getting the better ones later. That's not to say I dislike the prequels. Some of the action scenes I thought were quite sexy. First hearing Dual of the Fates watching Darth Maul, Obi-Wan and Qui-Gonn go at it always tugs at me. Then hearing it again as Yoda battles Sidious on the podium as it launches into the senate room. Epic. Also this is awesome.

So long as they don't go down the Arkham Asylum route.

Started this last night. Only got to chapter 2 but enjoying it as much as Hotel Dusk thus far. Forgotten how much I wasn't a fan of the really long text portions when Kyle starts walking down memory lane.

I prefer a minimalistic approach, while I size them up to see what I can get away with. The first meeting is almost pure recon. But you don't get that far and hit the back of their throat instead

The land of Arnie prank call pr0ness. http://www.realmofdarkness.net/pc/arnold-calls

It's the beatdown that's so entertaining. Finding out that the parents of baby B are brother and sister after a one night stand is TV gold. Watching the "guilty" parties and their parents/friends etc react is the best part. Half of the time you don't get that because Kyle wades in, knee-deep in his own bullshit to give some sage advice. Not a big fan on the reuniting parent thing. I know it's a good thing but there's only one way it can only go. Blubbering and hugging (I'm yet to see a reunion where one half has exploded at the other). Trauma is much more volitile and unpredictable. I can't believe some of these reunited people don't know what's coming. They claim to have no idea why they're there, and Jeremy (Or any other host) starts talking about their father and where they went etc etc. What the fuck are they expecting to happen now? "Well I've just spent 20 minutes asking about your father and I can see you're just not getting it. I sent my team out (That's right MY team, it's the JEREMY KYLE SHOW) to find your father. And you know what? We couldn't find him. Join me after the break where we find out if Goat Boy is actually a llama, those all important DNA results next."

That's just too depressing to be anywhere near humourous.

Beats watching Gok Wan.

No they don't. I've caught a few instances of Springer recently, they get them topless (just the blokes sadly) and wear ties and merely grapple each other.

Saw that a few days ago, loved the guys accuracy.

A hardcore brother of the pr0 who takes shit from noone.

I can't grow a beard/stache. But it's starting to grow more evenly. I didn't have to shave seriously until I was about 19, and that was about once a month. With the stache it's amazing. I get what I call the "Reverse Hitler".

Word. Plus the satisfaction you get afterwards when people give it the pr0 respect: amazing.

She wants to get into your pants.

If I hadn't committed to the Ken, I would definitely consider that. How did you make the head?

Do they have the Park catalogue service where you are?

They're just trying to cover their arse, as you said: I've not been ID'd in awhile, mainly because I haven't been out all that often to new and exotic places where they don't know me. I've had a place ID me a couple of times, I just stared them in the face and said "I didn't bring my ID." and they let me in.