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Do you not switch positions? Granted when the straight community does it the same person is still penetrating so surely the gay community gets some form of equality with it? Or does one just resume his role as bitch and take it?

Depends how horny they/you are. I need your guidance here. I understand that a gay couple would like to emulate the situation a "normal couple" would have, but as you said they're both blokes. How would they decide who was the man and who was the "bitch"? I'm basing this on pure stereotype/television spectacle (because I'm afraid queer couples are rare in Nottingham) that there is a pure "gender" divide between each bloke*. Obviously excluding the type you mentioned who wish to step outside the box even moreso, I assume you're one of these people? If so, how have you coped with meeting a guy and trying to get jiggy in a way that felt natural to you?** *Same with lesbians really, there's the really attractive one and then the partner who has short blonde hair (bordering on a skinhead) wearing khaki/camoflage trousers with a white vest. Which we have a fair few of in Nottingham. **After doing more than oral in the bathroom of course. Which I have no doubt you were both comfortable with.

This is weird, because on the Samus page on Wiki it clearly states: "Samus was featured in a series of comic books called Captain N: The Game Master, published by Valiant Comics in 1990. In the comics, Samus is depicted as brash, money-hungry, and fiercely independent." But it links the page you did. Which assumes a comic was based on the series/vice versa. In which yes it was in a book. Don't talk to me about these doors. As you said, ask Sakamoto & co. see where their logic lies. Should help you concoct something plausible.

Roysters aren't crisps. They're sex in bubbled potato form.

Are you having feelings of doing men up the arse/taking it up the arse from a man? If so then this may be for you. Don't consider it just a place to meet new people.

She isn't that bad a singer. But as mentioned and is clearly evident she has a terrible attitude.

Roysters are fucking amazing (Mainly the T-bone). Hopefully they'll make another mainstream return like Mountain Dew.

Almost as bad as Dermot's overacting.

I assume you don't consider the comics to be a book. EITHER WAY! Sounds like a plan. You write the book. I'll make corrective changes. I'm showing the worst case scenario. Based on what Lostmon mentioned. Don't say we didn't warn you. Pious from Eternal Darkness could fit that criteria when Nintendo published it. But that depends on what you consider a Nintendo game. Either way, if Link does end up like that. You won't be surprised because we've covered it. You're welcome. If Link doesn't end up like that, then you'll be happy it isn't as bad as what Lostmon and I brought up. You're welcome again. Must be your lucky day.

These are the better biscuits, beats all.

Custard creams should be an exception. A quick couple of second dunks, you get the nice warm biscuit coating, with the cool creamy innards. pr0.

One good way of getting into a game/book/movie is understanding the character/s, and having it altered radically (or so it would seem) for seemingly no reason has tainted my experience of the game. Like you I do try to separate portions from the whole (which is why I can appreciate movies based on games as the cinematic masterpieces they are), but with the Metroid series it's been more continuous than other series' I've played so I've built this character of Samus in my mind. Yes I made the foolish mistake of assuming she would be how I have imagined her in previous installments and I hate myself for it. This is what scares me most about Link*. And what they're going to do to him. *his next incarnation. Nah, she just sold it off. That's why her ship changed after Corruption.

It's amazing how many people seemed shocked when I tell them a school for wizards already existed as the Unseen University in the Discworld books. [Not that I'm claiming UU did it first]

True, but thrusting a sudden personality change in everyone's faces distances everyone from a character they once loved. If they gradually changed it throughout the series, perhaps we'd become more accustomed.

You've seen that bullshit puppet thing, haven't you?

Glad to see we're on the same page. As you said you weren't aware, but since I created the universe I'm telling you she hunted and killed people. The definition of a bounty hunter is "A bounty hunter captures fugitives for a monetary reward (bounty)" from the Wiki. Dictionary.com gives it as: "a person who hunts outlaws or wild animals for the bounty offered for capturing or killing them." Now even if you consider the word "people" to apply only to humans, the "monsters" you designate space pirates are a sentient race considering all they've built/accomplished etc. No matter their motives. You think Samus has come to be known as "protector of the galaxy" from the Galactic Federation by killing little animals and finding missile expansions? Don't bullshit me. In the Captain N comics in the 1990's she was depicted as Samus is depicted as "brash, money-hungry, and fiercely independent", so don't imply that this personality was invented by everyone in the past few months. Canon or not, Nintendo have done nothing since then (until now) to dispute it. So don't blame us if we've had this image in our heads for over a decade.

I'm confused, so the version Serebii has he can't get any experience as an anti-piracy measure?

Fear itself. That and being buried alive.

Word. It's basically "Harry Potter and the camping adventure" in which bugger all happens. Should be interesting to see how they make it... entertaining.

Good article for IGN. She's not entirely human is she? I thought she got half Chozo shizzle in her body? Either way you would've thought she would've gotten used to it by now. She didn't seem to flinch when Ridley appeared again with her "baby" in Super Metroid. Mario seems to have gotten used to Bowser and the Koopa family also. Should he shit himself in fear? The thing Gameoverthinker didn't mention was the Bounty Hunter fact. I didn't think she was "stoic" because she didn't have her tits out, but because she's a solitary bounter hunter. She hunts/kills people. For money. I know it may be a misconception, but intergalactic bounty hunters aren't known for their friendly personality. I wasn't aware Jango/Boba Fett threw house parties occasionally for his wealth of friends.

The good bit (Auditions) has ended sadly. Now it's just going to be the "good" singers. Not happy.

The lack of gaining experience at the beginning is to discourage people pirating it?

You find that the best bit?! "Remarkable!" is easily the highlight.

I agree and disagree at the same time. While we're on the subject, there was a "sketch" animation around the time of a past E3 I think which parodied many game shizzle being presented and they had a short segment where Samus tripped on a rock and lost all her powers. Anyone remember/got a link? The thing is. Having Samus "lose" her abilities is like starting a new Zelda. Link doesn't have all his gear. Timeline excluding, half of the fun is regaining your abilities/items etc. Knowing full well you could break the game in two from the beginning is much more different and frustrating than Adam giving you permission. It's being born knowing full well how to walk, but your parents keep holding you down for the next couple of years before deciding you can have the privilege to do so.