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Let's face it. Who else would? The best Mastermind fuck up I've seen is where someone picks the films of Jim Carrey as their specialist subject and fucks up royally. I think it was on Screenwipe(?) When the fanny thing was constantly replayed, my attention was diverted by the "guest" bobbing his head like an ostrich.

Whatever you've been doing recently that's been working out for you: Keep at it. The only major change is the /11 you'll be putting at the end of dates.

For some reason I couldn't get into Halo. I got the first and second (with some other games) on Ebay and playing the first I couldn't get into it... It was a FPS... That was it. I didn't see the ejaculation angle. Fuck yeah!

Before we go into this I don't really mean a game you've spent the most time with, which would imply many saying World Of Warcraft or some shit like that (Although I guess wank like Champ Manager may count). What I mean is what game/s have you played to "completion" more than most? For me there are two that spring instantly to memory: Legend Of Zelda: A Link To The Past: Best game ever. Many years ago when I first started playing this on the SNES I fell in love with it. Now many sexy concepts which were introduced back then are still used today (Which some clueless ones think Ocarina did first [Not that I'm disputing Ocarina's pr0ness]) I can't remember the amount of times I've gone through this game, getting on the GBA and playing it on the DS too... Time well spent. Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem: The thing is about this game is that, as those who have played it will know, at the beginning you get to choose which artifact you align to yourself which changes enemies you face etc. For me, once I've started I have to do all three. I'm assuming many may say Ocarina of Time here... Go.

Something decent with your time when they shown Citizen Kane? I would love to go to the cinema more, but it's getting so fucking expensive. Around £8 at our local Showcase.

Fucks sake. They really are getting desparate now...

I can't remember her appearance in that. But surely it can't have been as bad as her hair in Lady Marmalade!?

I feel that. The time when I have a stable (for the moment) job and have the money, I'm not that fussed about going out. Even though last time I saw them out on Christmas Eve a couple of us started talking about old school Pokémon and we recounted our first squads and Pokémon Stadium. One remembered my Amazing Pidgeot Lucky. If I was out with them tonight (assuming they are out) not sure what we'd talk about, we didn't play Yu-Gi-Oh.

True, your time could've been better spent watching the entire Comedy Rainbow series. FOR FREE!

One thing you could help me with on this. From what I saw from the trailer, De Niro is asking Ben Stiller to become The Godfocker (Which I assume is a patriarch held in the Focker family) but De Niro is not part of the Focker family. I can only assume the trailer is bullshit. Please clear it up for me.

Good ones yes. Out of that selection ones I'd watch again would be Toy Story 3 (And to see if I can properly recognise Whoopi Goldberg and Timothy Dalton), Scott Pilgrim and Expendables. I'd need money to see Harry Potter again.

Alice in Wonderland. Meh, and in 3D too. Iron Man 2. Not bad. Prince of Persia. Not bad. Toy Story 3. Bullshit compared to the previous ones. Much darker but totally inappropriate. Shrek Forever After. Wank. Basically intelligence insulting saying “Forget what you saw in the previous movies, it didn’t happen. This isn't a sequel, it's a new film.” Scott Pilgrim. Meh also. Nice to see a film with some decent video game references, but on the whole didn’t deliver. The girl was proper fit though. Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. Boring as fuck. But based on the source material I can't say I'm surprised. Expendables. Purposely over the top. Made good by its own intentional faults.

No Engarde? I didn't own the original games but I loved that bastard. Started playing a few games ago, just started the Ruins today. Haven't got all of everything on previous levels, and quite curious as to how some things are meant to be gotten from what I've seen on earlier levels.

Somewhere in the Midlands. Now!

Ouch. I know you don't like me lasseh but that's just mean.

Well there was that one night in Vegas but... I've had the sex (Not with ReZ, that's later) and I'll be staying in. Although my girlfriend wants to have her first kiss/hug of the year with me so I'll be popping out for a little bit.

Yes, but I'm yet to see an eye that shits. Not just weeping/stye whatever. Actual shit.

I choose both. Job done.

I told my girlfriend I had a wank over my ex-girlfriend last night. I knew it wrong but I've got a spare key and she's a heavy sleepr

As of now, staying in and popping to see my girlfriend for the crossover, give her a new years kiss then come back home.

I've got a quality one for myself next year (assuming we're all still around) Let's hope we kept the receipt :p

I did the old 4OD yesterday morning, internet decided to cut off during a shot of Zara's reaction at the beginning. Later managed to get the whole episode watched. I don't know what it is about the season finales, they never seem to deliver as much as the previous episodes. Johnson was underused, and I knew Big Suze was posh but I wouldn't have her put down as stuck up too. More posh and innocent. I would say it left on a cliffhanger, but you know things will be back to normal within the first 10 minutes of the next season.

I agree, it's like a queer Inspector Gadget.

Can't be bothered with them to be honest. On rare occasions I will check to see what they have and on even rarer occasions I'll select something. I mistakenly selected cast/director commentaries (or whatever it was) and couldn't see the point of having someone talk over the film/programme you're meant to be watching. I'm not that fussed with seeing storyboards, concept art and the such and won't pay an extra fiver for a disc I'll never play.