Glen-i

I need to actually get WhatsApp on my phone. I'll do that later.

So many capitals! It's like 20 clones of me just heard that the next Pokémon game would only have the first 151 Pokémon. It's Spectacular. I spurted Blackcurrant when I saw @Hero-of-Time use the possible name of Smash Bros. Wii to demonstrate how bad the console name was. Creepily prophetic. Now I know who to blame for Smash 4's rubbish name. And when the petition to change it came up and around 5 people declared that they were signing it. Hindsight makes it so funny. Meanwhile, you're there. Saying "I can't stop laughing" Some things never change, huh? So when is the site changing it's name to "Wii Europe"?

Too cheap to get you one with a dock, huh? I'll have you know that someone (who was definitely not me) was campaigning to have you temporarily banned from the Nintendo Gaming Thread. Now I don't have to bother!

Damnit @bob! You can't even mention me properly? Birthday ruined! Thanks for the good wishes, guys. And a Happy Birthday to Bob as well.

The 3DS version had a completely reworked balance to the WiiU one to account for the Switching character mechanic and the extra adventure maps. So assuming the Switch version is based on the 3DS version, there's absolutely no way the WiiU one would even be able to transfer a save over to the Switch version. Kinda like how it'd be completely impossible to have a save of Pokémon Gold transfer to Crystal. Different game.

The Switch version? I believe it's 20 quid (Or Euros, can't remember) off the second one you buy. So, if you buy Bayonetta, you get 20 Euros off of Bayo 2. 50 euros for both games, I think.

Combat in this feels really sluggish compared to the original and X. I put it down to the glacial movement speed in battle and not being able to auto-attack while running. Not really a complaint, more of a massive difference that keeps throwing me off. I keep moving and I forget I can't attack because of that. Damn you, muscle memory! EDIT: Oh, but one complaint I do have so far is that the cutscenes have some serious "Japan Cliché" issues. Some really unfortunate Camera angles when it comes to female characters. (Especially Pyra) And don't get me started on that moment when the game introduces Poppi. I mean, wow. I still can't believe they went there. There's many problems with Xenoblade X's plot, but at least they didn't stoop to those levels. I hope they drop it once the plot kicks in.

Oh, there's no denying that, I just thought it was humourous.

Huh? I guess I'm remembering wrong. Could of sworn it was deeper. Never mind me then.

I love looking at pre-Glen N-Europe! It's like looking at an alternate dimension before I ruined everything. Man, that initial reaction was brutal! You guys were not happy at all. But I found this paragraph from @Hero-of-Time funny in hindsight. Now, I'm enjoying FE Warriors, but damn, you were totally off the mark with the characters being a better selection.

I am ready for Manly Pikachu voice. Funny thing is, it's most certainly not the first time that's happened. The Pikachu in the first Mystery Dungeon anime special dub had the manliest voice ever and it cracked me up.

Heh, @drahkon is going full on "Glen talks about PMD" right now.

If anyone from Team Comedy is forming Teams tonight, I'll be up for that. I need a break from Fire Emblem Warriors and Xenoblade anyway.

Kinda reminds me of the 24 hour Kirby Marathon @Dcubed, @Ugh first aid and I did way back. And I ran through Kirby 64 with pretty much only one ability combo (Cutter/Spark). That was funny! Anyway, funny you should mention Yoshi's Island. Because I ran through that game myself on the SNES Mini a few months back. Not gonna set the world on fire, but...

I just watched this. You are certainly not exaggerating.

Ummm... Woops. Also Pokemon Crystal isn't out for another 2 and a half weeks. That's a pre-purchase deal going on there.

That game would have to be heavily redesigned to accommodate standard controls. It might as well just be a new game.

THAT IS AN ELEGANT ARGUMENT, GOOD SIR!

Hey @Dcubed, would I be right in thinking the Strikers games didn't do nearly as well as Golf or Tennis?

Yep, I instantly thought of you when that showed up. I liked how blatantly girly the visuals were.

Exactly what I thought. Poor girl just can't catch a break.

All aboard the Friend Train! Except Adeleine. She gets replaced by a Copy ability.

I could give a summary of what this game entails but we all know there's only one question that needs to be answered. Is American Kirby on the box art? It also has a Friend Train, which is all you ever need to know.

I don't know about the majority of people, but I enjoyed this direct a whole bunch precisely because of the insane hype attributed to it. I wasn't disappointed with the contents of the Direct, I was disappointed the Direct actually happened.

Glad I'm not the only one. There's a ridiculous amount of content. Anyway, I forgot to mention that this will feature split screen local co-op (Like Fire Emblem Warriors) and it comes out sometime in Spring. I hope there's some DLC in the pipeline. Gotta milk that BOTW for much more than a couple of costumes. The Sheikah Slate/Runes could make for a fun moveset for Zelda (Link has enough weapons) and the character roster is lacking someone from the Rito Race. Revali would be a cool choice. We don't have someone wielding a Bow. And an adventure map that's bigger than all the other ones combined just because. Still gonna secretly wish for Ricky from the Oracles games. We got Marin in the 3DS one, so we're almost there.