Dante Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 source. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Bloody hell, how do these people reproduce? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martinist Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 artificial insemination? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 artificial insemination? That probably goes against their religion or something. I say they reproduce trough sheer force of will Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I think what really gets me here is the fact that, given the choice, these people would rather expose their children to a decapitation then two men in a monogamous relationship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 source. Is that real? Jesus Christ, what is wrong with people in this world? Complete pricks, the lot of them. (*Realises he over-reacted, but is already annoyed so has an excuse :p*) I'm going to never kiss a guy again, and instead decapitate them. Obviously it's the lesser of two obvious evils. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 The attached article has an interesting little anecdote: This poll reminds me of an encounter I had in a game store once. A woman was trying to buy her 12-year old daughter some games for Christmas, and overhearing me talking about games, asked me for advice. She picked up one of the Resident Evils and asked me if it was any good. I told her that it was an excellent game, but quite violent and scary. "Oh, that's no problem," she replied. "But there's no, you know, people having relations in it, is there?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Yeah, wouldn't want the kid to see what he comes "programmed" to do at birth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 To be honest, i wouldn't want to see two blokes kissing, i just find it abit wierd to watch. Although i do find it abit daft, they've voted sex over the f-word and decapitation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slaggis Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 To be honest, i wouldn't want to see two blokes kissing, i just find it abit wierd to watch. Well, that's perfectly fair. But, them saying a graphic severed head would be less offensive than two monogomous guys kissing is just plain mental. Obviously two males kissing will fuck up a child much more so than a severed head would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 This just made my day: Inspired by our own Addy's post on a man and his "love" of robots, the guy at SlashDong decided to take a Fleshlight and make it into an input device for his computer. The whole setup costs about $100ish, and consists of a cap replacement for the Fleshlight, a control box, a rubber tube, and a USB cable. Oh, and an actual sex game to use it with. You didn't think you could use this to Photoshop, did you? The end result, after programming the computer to think that this makeshift device is a mouse, is that you can use your wang to simulate having sex with a woman on screen. Of course, it's an incredibly ugly woman with 1995-era graphics, but it corresponds to your penile motions. Is this a revolution in sexual computing? Are we going to see more of these devices in the future? We think yes. http://gizmodo.com/378314/a-fleshlight-turned-into-an-input-device-lets-you-control-your-computer-by-fucking-it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicar Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 I have no words ......... I hope he wont get a virus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 Online multiplayer would be interesting! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 "Let's cyber" will be redefined. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 This just made my day: http://gizmodo.com/378314/a-fleshlight-turned-into-an-input-device-lets-you-control-your-computer-by-fucking-it Much to the poor man´s surprise what he thought was a can full of steaming hot cup of joe, was indeed not a steaming hot cup of joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emasher Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Bloody hell, how do these people reproduce? Exactly, why are people offended by what is only natural. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted April 11, 2008 Share Posted April 11, 2008 Much to the poor man´s surprise what he thought was a can full of steaming hot cup of joe, was indeed not a steaming hot cup of joe /Jordan's jar reference Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamba Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 I just remembered this clip from Dead Ringers, it had me in stitches when I first saw it and its still a fantastic bit of parody: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 I just remembered this clip from Dead Ringers, it had me in stitches when I first saw it and its still a fantastic bit of parody: "If you strike me down you will lose your no-claims bonus!" It's even funnier because he mentions Aldershot; which is where I live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 "Your bakery products are weak, old man!" I love Dear Ringers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirkatronics Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 /Jordan's jar reference Doesn't belong to Jordan anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted April 12, 2008 Share Posted April 12, 2008 That's what I needed to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 http://www.jmtb02.com/flash/compulse.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stefkov Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Thanks Dyson. That made me waste 20 minutes..20 good minutes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted April 13, 2008 Share Posted April 13, 2008 Thanks Dyson. That made me waste 20 minutes..20 good minutes. Ditto. I had to write this part because it wouldn't let me write something with less than 10 characters, possibly because 10 characters isn't enough to have coherent post and would probably be something totally unrelated (aka SPAM). How do you like this extra characters, bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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