dabookerman Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunKy Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Pirates! http://drunkard.com/issues/10_04/10-04-pirates.htm I remember this article being good when I read it. I was half cut though. Anyway Pirates are just cool, Ninjas are aswell but thats all they do. They make no time for fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 The fact is, if pirates were to fight Ninjas, who would win? And Ninjas have one of the greatest weapons of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Whereas Ninjas are invisible, i beg your pardon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 i beg your pardon? They damn well are... Can you see the ninja in my post? QED. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 I would rather face a drunken army of pirates then a stealthy army of ninjas, although either way I would end up pretty dead. I would rather have the lifestyle of a pirate though, what with all the plundering and whatnot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Yes, there's one on the left, and two giving head in the corner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 They damn well are... Can you see the ninja in my post? QED. Yes, there's one on the left, and two giving head in the corner. He's got you there Supergrunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solo Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 While ninjas hide on rooftops pretending to be 'invisible' the pirates would just be pillaging and raping their handmaidens. Just imagine a group of secluded ninjas having a chat around a fire in their small Japanese fishing village when all of a sudden they see the Jolly Roger approaching at full speed with irate pirates swinging their cutlesses in the air... the ninjas would crap their shinobi shozokus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted August 27, 2006 Author Share Posted August 27, 2006 No way, they'd throw shurikens. And Ninja's will notice you before you notice them, and once you start to realise theres ninja's..your throats slit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 Ok, lets take a look at it from a realistic point of view Pirates in the real world suffered from all sortsa diseases, onboard ships, plagues, green diorreah etc etc. ninjas had shitty quality swords, they were bums and ate baked beans in tins. Ninjas never used katanas. But never the less, Ninjas would of beaten pirates to a pulp, as they are sneaky bastards and would of thrown poison darts or poison their food or something. All pirates had were their shitty 1 rounded guns. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 but, A pirates life is a life of leisure! Sailing the seas and searching for treasure! i forget the rest...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MunKy Posted August 27, 2006 Share Posted August 27, 2006 You realise most of the treasure they actually got was booze and whatever they could sell for a quick profit? I dont see the point of finding valuable stuff just to bury it someplace. Apparently that did happen, but it wasnt a commonplace thing as most people think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Pirate FTW feel free to swipe my pirate userbar fellow mateys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Yes, there's one on the left, and two giving head in the corner. You see, they're everywhere! If a pirate came along, he'd be pwned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 This file is testament to why ninjas are superior. Enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 After much thought, i have thought of another cool pirate That makes 2: Jack sparrow Cervantes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 After much thought, i have thought of another cool pirate That makes 2: Jack sparrow Cervantes The guy in your avatar looks like a pirate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 The guy in your avatar looks like a pirate. Snake? BIG BOSS??? PIRATE!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Snake? BIG BOSS??? PIRATE!!!!! I'm sorry, I'm a metal gear heathen... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukeLee Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 this is any of you guys as ninjas :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 Cervantes is a cool DEAD pirate, probably killed by ninjas. And pirates are dumb, they get treasures so that they can bury them and make a treasure map for other pirates, and when other pirates find it, they bury it again in a diferent place, and make a diferent map. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 fuck. I just went on a rant about how Soul Calibur has a crappy priate bias and no ninjas then i relalised they have that ninja chick i used to be amazing with. damn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 fuck. I just went on a rant about how Soul Calibur has a crappy priate bias and no ninjas then i relalised they have that ninja chick i used to be amazing with. damn. Yes, Taki, with the massive fuckin tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted August 28, 2006 Share Posted August 28, 2006 that's the one. man, i was leathal with her. Used to love smashing the shit out of my mate when he tried to use asteroth. You could induce mental scaring too by using the red jiggly suit. guuaaah! Nightmare was always the best though. Legend of a character. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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