MoogleViper Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: HI ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: SOO WAT U WANNA DO TO ME THEN Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: I'd tear your close off, climb on top of you. and insert my big fat sweaty penis into your lushious, tasty vagina ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: AND ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: ... Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then i would start to have an epileptic fit and start foaming at the mouth, and all of the throth would drip all over your face ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: EWW ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: AND .... ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: SOMET SEXY NO ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: *NOW ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf just sent you a Nudge! ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: SOMET SEXY Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then i would recover from my fit and start ramming my cock into your eye socket. in and out until your eyeball popped like a big ball of cum ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: SOMET SEXY NOW PLZ I WANT TO SEE HOW SEXY U CAN GO ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: I BET NOT FAR Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: after that i would flip you over, shove it up your ass and hump you until your head popped off like a balloon ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: NOT SEXY NOW MORE SEXY ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf just sent you a Nudge! Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then I would carres your body with my tongue, entering every nook and cranny, circling your nipples, ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: MORE NICER ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: BUT SEXYER Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: the I would make my way down to your vagina, I would climb inside and stay there until I died. Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: The end EDIT: shes still askin for more
Guest Jordan Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 It beggers the question, why on Earth is she on your friends list in the first place?
Athriller Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Hahahha, that conversation did best make me laugh. Continue playing her for a fool.
Marshmellow Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 lol good one mate keep it going and then block her;)
BeerMonkey Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 and...and then... that could be some dirty 40yr man for all you know
MoogleViper Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 She asked for more so I gave it another shot ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: WELL TELL ME SOMET SEXY BUT NICE Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: why dont you tell me something ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: NO CUZ U DNT SAY OWT TO ME THAT SEXY BUT NICE THEN I WILL SAY SOMET TO U ] ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: COMME ON Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: we meet in a dark alley, its so cold my nipples are like bullets, i see your quivering face, i pull out my hands from inside my pockets, I grab your shirt and rip it off, I see that your nipples are bigger than mine so I fart on them to warm them up ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: AND ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: ....... ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: ITS STILL SICK MEORE SEXY Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: once your nipples are warm i move my hands towards you jeans, i rip them off button by button, then i see that you are wear soiled pants, this excites me more, so I pull them off and swallow them whole Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: they tast nice so i grab your legs, pull them apart and start licking your arse until every last piece of shit is gone ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: AND... Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then I turn you around, kneel on the floor and place one finger from each hand into your vagina Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then I pull them apart as hard as i can. your rip aoart like tin foil. your lying on the floor bleeding, I get scared and run away. Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: then I come back and eat your eyeballs Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: the polic catch me and put me in jail, ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz kel αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: u are si k Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: whilst in the showers I drop the soap, when i reach down for it a big guy from behind me shoves his big fat cock up my arse Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: he thrusts me so hard I think my legs are going to break Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: i feel his cum erupting through my body, i enjoy it so much I turn around, bend him over and do the same to him, ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz kel αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: U ARE SICK Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: I spend every day of my life doing that until I die of clogged rectum Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: the end
BeerMonkey Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 u have way too much time on ur hands...and over things in ur hands as well :P i dont beleive thats a girl...or well a attactive one all she says and 3 words per comment :/
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 It's quite funny. Especially after reading Jordan's thread about this country breeding idiots.
MoogleViper Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 She asked for more again so i told her I cant be arsed so she blocked me. EDIT: if any of you want to try this her addy is [email protected]
Arragaun Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Sammles - Excuse me, do you know where I can find some sailors? says: I spend every day of my life doing that until I die of clogged rectum I never thought I could laugh so much at something like that.
Marshmellow Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 holy shit Moogle i dont know if you made that up or if it really happened but all i know it really made me LOL
MoogleViper Posted July 14, 2006 Author Posted July 14, 2006 If any of you want proof then add me on msn as I have taken a screenshot to prove it to my friend. Plus you will get an erection. EDIT: i just remembered I can put it onto imageshack, 56k AWAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY!!!!!!
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 The Juggernaut says: I'ma gonna shove my entire fist up yo ass. ·$39 n тσм 4 єνєя нє ѕσσσσ ƒιт ·$27мιѕѕιη leνi ѕσσ мυ¢н ·$13 ℓινι +ℓαυz+αℓι +ємz kel αяє мє вєzzιєѕ4lf says: WHO ARE U The Juggernaut says: Don't you know who the fuck I am? I'm the Juggernaut bitch! The Juggernaut says: Pimpsmack yo' ass. The Juggernaut says: I got a 19 inch Juggerwang and it's stiff for YOU then she went 'offline'.
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Aww, EEVIL. I think i love you. My brother walked past behind me and i started laughing at this. He thought i was laughing at him, haha.
Marshmellow Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 poor EEVIL just doesnt have the charms for cyber girls;)
EEVILMURRAY Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 poor EEVIL just doesnt have the charms for cyber girls;) Well I couldn't bring out my grade A material right at the beginning, I was giving her a sample and waiting for a reaction. Obviously I overloaded her with my Juggerskillz.
pedrocasilva Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 lol... this thread gives me the urge to quote good old bloodninja: bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?BritneySpears14: Aight. bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah. BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja. bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up. bloodninja: Me too baby. BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest. bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman. BritneySpears14: Hey... bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite. BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it. bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness. BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous. bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands. bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid. BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****. bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal. bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him. bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now. bloodninja: Baby? -------------- BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready? eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready. BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee. eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies. BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you. BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your muscular physique. eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat. BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again. eminemBNJA: Oh **** BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up. eminemBNJA: Oh **** eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I can keep it ready for you.j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u. bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure. j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go. j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck. bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you are in my breeding territory. j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on. j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts. j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part of the game. bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They f*cking charge your ass. j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious. bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus about to charge your ass. bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough skinned feet. j_gurli3: thats it. bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn. bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now. bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.Katie_007: What the f*ck is this madlibs? I'm outta here. bloodninja: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch. Source: http://bash.org/?search=bloodninja&sort=0&show=25
Atomic Boo Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 I'm getting strangely aroused. hahahaha omg im in fits
The Bard Posted July 14, 2006 Posted July 14, 2006 Hahah, this is great... It's quite funny. Especially after reading Jordan's thread about this country breeding idiots. Oh man...I can't stop...
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