Zombie_Fan Posted July 10, 2006 Author Share Posted July 10, 2006 "If you ask a fit girl to get theirs out, you maybe get a slap, or even maybee a gasp and a cheeky wink. Fat birds just go for it, and you are in no drunken state to tell the difference lol" Does that really work? I like girls that have a little meat on them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zygo Ape Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 "If you ask a fit girl to get theirs out, you maybe get a slap, or even maybee a gasp and a cheeky wink. Fat birds just go for it, and you are in no drunken state to tell the difference lol" Does that really work? I like girls that have a little meat on them. Works on the obnoxious loudmouthed ones. I wish it didnt like... I dont mind girls with a big of a waist, love handles and all that shiz, but its the point when their tits start to sag because of the drag.. jesus im a Cheavanist asshole sometimes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DanielTimothy Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 Me and a friend spread serious rumours about a lad in our years dad touching him, which caught on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The3rdChildren Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 I fucked a dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 I fucked a dog. What do you mean "a" dog. You know you've had more than one, Guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harribo Posted July 10, 2006 Share Posted July 10, 2006 The last time I posted in a thread like this a mate from school randomly checked my posts despite never coming on here so I'm not posting what I did again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic Boo Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Thanks for clarifying that for us. hehe, good one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I collected lots of dead flies and mixed them up with water, then put them on my arms I used to pull my hair out for fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I actually have done sicker things; I just don't want to tell any one. Let's just hope he isn't a fan of zombies in that way... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 i kissed a girl.............i know i know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I "Spiderman'd" a girl, I kid, I kid, but seriously I would love to, just to see her face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I collected lots of dead flies and mixed them up with water, then put them on my arms I used to pull my hair out for fun BAN THIS FILTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I "Spiderman'd" a girl, I kid, I kid, but seriously I would love to, just to see her face. I think we all would BUKKAKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie_Fan Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 Let's just hope he isn't a fan of zombies in that way... The living dead and I are just friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 He lies! He a full blown Munter! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 So tell me something, WTF is the cumjar? I obviously wasn't around when everyone was talking about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mario114 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 So tell me something, WTF is the cumjar? I obviously wasn't around when everyone was talking about it. You don't want to know... though the name basicaly sums it up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie_Fan Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 A cumjar, I think I know what that is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaq365 Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 Yeah - it's yo' mama! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zombie_Fan Posted July 11, 2006 Author Share Posted July 11, 2006 Ha Ha Ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haden Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 A cumjar, I think I know what that is. Yeah - it's yo' mama! rofl! thats wonderful! Surely like quote of the year. Dont say that to Zidane though you will pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I think the story goes, someone was interested to see what happens when u mix semen and something else, and the solution was produced in a jar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meik Posted July 11, 2006 Share Posted July 11, 2006 I collected lots of dead flies and mixed them up with water, then put them on my armsShe's a classy girl, this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigced Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 i got bit by a tortoise when i was a child and i kicked it over the fence in a rage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmellow Posted July 12, 2006 Share Posted July 12, 2006 thats not sick thats sad that a tortoise caught up to you and bit you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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