Zombie_Fan Posted July 10, 2006 Author Posted July 10, 2006 "If you ask a fit girl to get theirs out, you maybe get a slap, or even maybee a gasp and a cheeky wink. Fat birds just go for it, and you are in no drunken state to tell the difference lol" Does that really work? I like girls that have a little meat on them.
Zygo Ape Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 "If you ask a fit girl to get theirs out, you maybe get a slap, or even maybee a gasp and a cheeky wink. Fat birds just go for it, and you are in no drunken state to tell the difference lol" Does that really work? I like girls that have a little meat on them. Works on the obnoxious loudmouthed ones. I wish it didnt like... I dont mind girls with a big of a waist, love handles and all that shiz, but its the point when their tits start to sag because of the drag.. jesus im a Cheavanist asshole sometimes
DanielTimothy Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 Me and a friend spread serious rumours about a lad in our years dad touching him, which caught on.
Guest Jordan Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 I fucked a dog. What do you mean "a" dog. You know you've had more than one, Guy.
harribo Posted July 10, 2006 Posted July 10, 2006 The last time I posted in a thread like this a mate from school randomly checked my posts despite never coming on here so I'm not posting what I did again.
Atomic Boo Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 Thanks for clarifying that for us. hehe, good one
Letty Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 I collected lots of dead flies and mixed them up with water, then put them on my arms I used to pull my hair out for fun
Supergrunch Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 I actually have done sicker things; I just don't want to tell any one. Let's just hope he isn't a fan of zombies in that way...
James Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 I "Spiderman'd" a girl, I kid, I kid, but seriously I would love to, just to see her face.
demonmike04 Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 I collected lots of dead flies and mixed them up with water, then put them on my arms I used to pull my hair out for fun BAN THIS FILTH.
dabookerman Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 I "Spiderman'd" a girl, I kid, I kid, but seriously I would love to, just to see her face. I think we all would BUKKAKE
Zombie_Fan Posted July 11, 2006 Author Posted July 11, 2006 Let's just hope he isn't a fan of zombies in that way... The living dead and I are just friends.
triforcemario Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 So tell me something, WTF is the cumjar? I obviously wasn't around when everyone was talking about it.
mario114 Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 So tell me something, WTF is the cumjar? I obviously wasn't around when everyone was talking about it. You don't want to know... though the name basicaly sums it up.
Haden Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 A cumjar, I think I know what that is. Yeah - it's yo' mama! rofl! thats wonderful! Surely like quote of the year. Dont say that to Zidane though you will pay.
dabookerman Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 I think the story goes, someone was interested to see what happens when u mix semen and something else, and the solution was produced in a jar.
Meik Posted July 11, 2006 Posted July 11, 2006 I collected lots of dead flies and mixed them up with water, then put them on my armsShe's a classy girl, this one.
bigced Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 i got bit by a tortoise when i was a child and i kicked it over the fence in a rage
Marshmellow Posted July 12, 2006 Posted July 12, 2006 thats not sick thats sad that a tortoise caught up to you and bit you
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