Whats the sickest thing you ever done?

[Zombie_Fan]

"If you ask a fit girl to get theirs out, you maybe get a slap, or even maybee a gasp and a cheeky wink. Fat birds just go for it, and you are in no drunken state to tell the difference lol"

 

Does that really work?

I like girls that have a little meat on them.

[Zygo Ape]

"If you ask a fit girl to get theirs out, you maybe get a slap, or even maybee a gasp and a cheeky wink. Fat birds just go for it, and you are in no drunken state to tell the difference lol"

 

Does that really work?

I like girls that have a little meat on them.

 

Works on the obnoxious loudmouthed ones. I wish it didnt like...

I dont mind girls with a big of a waist, love handles and all that shiz, but its the point when their tits start to sag because of the drag.. jesus im a Cheavanist asshole sometimes

[DanielTimothy]

Me and a friend spread serious rumours about a lad in our years dad touching him, which caught on.

[The3rdChildren]

I fucked a dog.

[Guest Jordan]

I fucked a dog.

 

What do you mean "a" dog. You know you've had more than one, Guy.

[harribo]

The last time I posted in a thread like this a mate from school randomly checked my posts despite never coming on here so I'm not posting what I did again.

[Atomic Boo]

Thanks for clarifying that for us.

hehe, good one

[Letty]

I collected lots of dead flies and mixed them up with water, then put them on my arms

 

I used to pull my hair out for fun

[Supergrunch]

I actually have done sicker things; I just don't want to tell any one.

Let's just hope he isn't a fan of zombies in that way...

[mcj metroid]

i kissed a girl.............i know i know

[James]

I "Spiderman'd" a girl, I kid, I kid, but seriously I would love to, just to see her face.

[demonmike04]

I collected lots of dead flies and mixed them up with water, then put them on my arms

 

I used to pull my hair out for fun

BAN THIS FILTH.

[dabookerman]

I "Spiderman'd" a girl, I kid, I kid, but seriously I would love to, just to see her face.

 

I think we all would

 

BUKKAKE

[Zombie_Fan]

Let's just hope he isn't a fan of zombies in that way...

 

The living dead and I are just friends.

[AshMat]

He lies! He a full blown Munter!

[triforcemario]

So tell me something, WTF is the cumjar? I obviously wasn't around when everyone was talking about it.

[mario114]

So tell me something, WTF is the cumjar? I obviously wasn't around when everyone was talking about it.

 

You don't want to know... though the name basicaly sums it up.

[Zombie_Fan]

A cumjar, I think I know what that is.

[shaq365]

Yeah - it's yo' mama!

[Zombie_Fan]

Ha Ha Ha

[Haden]

A cumjar, I think I know what that is.

 

Yeah - it's yo' mama!

 

rofl! thats wonderful! Surely like quote of the year. Dont say that to Zidane though you will pay.

[dabookerman]

I think the story goes, someone was interested to see what happens when u mix semen and something else, and the solution was produced in a jar.

[Meik]

I collected lots of dead flies and mixed them up with water, then put them on my arms

She's a classy girl, this one.

[bigced]

i got bit by a tortoise when i was a child and i kicked it over the fence in a rage

[Marshmellow]

thats not sick thats sad that a tortoise caught up to you and bit you