demonmike04 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Ya know, it annoys me. I dont have a problem with any one of this forum, every ones really nice and they all seem innocent (seem, i said). So guys n gals, heres a confession box. Confess your sins, tell a little dirty secret for the forum to here. No ones innocent, and i think its about time to prove that. One of my sins? Not really that bad but off the top of my head. I lied to a friend of mine, saying my birthday was earlier than it actually was. They bought me a present on that day only to find out that it wasnt my birthday and got into an extremely bad mood. Oh well, my bad really. Now its your turn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 once I scratched my brothers Busted CD with scissors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted April 29, 2006 Author Share Posted April 29, 2006 once I scratched my brothers Busted CD with scissors Thats kinda neutral... you wasted a bit of his money but saved him from listening to crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 once I scratched my brothers Busted CD with scissors Well done Does he know you did it? I once went to a '15' rated film when I was only 14 :shock: Also, I'm skiving off church tomorrow for the second week running to play tennis with the rest of the men's team Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I accidently snapped the arm off my guitar, so i told my mum that i dont know how it happened and she rang the shop blaming them they sold us a broken guitar....after a few phone calls they ended up giving me a new guitar. My mum still doesnt know to this day that i broke it mwwwohahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonmike04 Posted April 29, 2006 Author Share Posted April 29, 2006 I once went to a '15' rated film when I was only 14 :shock: Also, I'm skiving off church tomorrow for the second week running to play tennis with the rest of the men's team Absolutely legendary, you are a true rebel! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackfox Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The3rdChildren Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I fucked a squirrel. Twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodleman Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. American Psycho \o/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarka Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Err, I once broke th couch and blamed it on my brothers... that is pretty much all. Oh, and I broke the scales and blamed it on someone else aswell... I'm quite dull - and clumbsy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Well done Does he know you did it? no Its beeing eating me inside for a long time though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
link64uk Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 i had a go at my best friend for smoking now she aint talkin to me i broke my brothers leg (by accident) and we made out that he did it playin tennis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eenuh Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I once went to a '15' rated film when I was only 14 :shock: Did something similar. Went to a (crap) 16 rated film with a friend when I was 13. Don't know why they didn't check our age really, cause now they seem to do that more I think. Oh well. Also, I feel a bit guilty because I know one of my sisters sometimes steals small stuff (like some cheap earrings or a keychain) from stores and I don't really tell her not to do it. Well I kinda did but of course she doesn't listen/doesn't care. It's kinda annoying to have it happen in front of you though; she steals one pair of earrings, then just goes to buy another set in that same store. Yeah... Other than that, I can't really think of anything sinful I've done really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Hopefully, on Monday morning I'll have some more confessions to make. Big party tomorrow night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tellyn Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Not really sinful, but within three minutes of being in school on Monday, I managed to accidentally set off a car alarm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomic Boo Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 Me and my friend smashed up my older sisters doll house and all the little furnishings.... :C i felt so pleased at the time but was really pissed off with myself afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I punched a guy with glasses on once. I heard a rumour he wears an eyepatch now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old faggot with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. you legend. you know, that's the only book I've ever nearly put down out of pure revulsion. It's so horrible. Great, but funked in the head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dabookerman Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I curse god and his minions all the time I looked up a girls skirt when i was 12 (it was worth it tho) more will come. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendork Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I caused several children at the orphanage next door to go deaf because my balls were bouncing too loudly on your mother's chin.[/lol] I steal and commit fraud quite a lot.. only from people who deserve it though. Corporations, the council.. shit like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshMat Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I have very sexual fantasies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monopolyman Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I once gave a bad report on a moderately well serviced hotel questionnaire for the sake of my own pleasure. I'm also the leader of an organized crime ring. A coke protection racket to be precise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arragaun Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I got drunk at someone's house and vomitted on their armchair. That house broke my toe as well though, so it's even. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kopo Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I killed a rich man, took his identity and slept with his wife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted April 29, 2006 Share Posted April 29, 2006 I got drunk at someone's house and vomitted on their armchair. That house broke my toe as well though, so it's even. my brother almost broke his toe during a fit of wave race induced super rage once. true story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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