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Have you seen this man?

 

He is wanted on charges of being ILLEGALLY dangerously sexy.

 

Eyewitness testimonies have placed him in several stores attempting to buy real velure bathrobes. Worringly, all the witnesses are male, as it seems any female who actually comes in contact with him will faint immediately, and any women who catch a glimpse of him go positively weak at the knees.

 

We recommend people do not try to intercept this man. His overwhelming sexyness has been known to positively take peoples breath away. His effect is mainly on the female population but when you come to people like this...well you never know, effects on males can range from attraction and sheer confusion to extreme feelings of inadequancy and uglyness.

 

ONCE AGAIN, if you see this man DO NOT try to stop him.

We have set up a hotline for this case alone, so if you see him please call:

1-800-TOO-SEXY.

 

Thanks for your time citizens!

 

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Don't take this warning lightly people! A policewoman recognised and attempted to arrest the suspect... currently she's in rehab, but they say she may never recover from the extreme emotional and psychological damage.

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Only posting it because I like how the photo itself turned out, the lighting and stuff. Not bad for a self-portrait.

 

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