Magnus Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 He could ask her to come over for Teletubbies and chill?
Shorty Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Magnus! Don't pick on the new guy :p I remember when N-E's average age was about 13.
Magnus Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Ah, back when the standard advice in the dating thread was "punch her in the arm and pull on her pigtails."
bob Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Actually, back then we didn't have a dating thread, we had the 'Hot Girlz (50k warning)' thread, which was presided over by Offerman (remember him?).
MoogleViper Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 But I just can't ask girls out. This one girl that I sit next to in my physics (going to sound like I'm in Key Stage 1 now) is not only attractive, but we have a lot in common: such as a love for great films (Star Wars, the MCU), great literature (comics...okay admittedly I'm the bigger reader here, I love books), and a great love for American sitcoms (aka Friends and HIMYM, come on kids, cult classics). Any tips here? I know, practice makes perfect... What do kids your age do for fun? (/old man) Just ask her if she wants to go to a gig, for a meal, bowling, cinema whatever. Ask her over social media or via text, that way you can take time formulating your words, and it's much less nerve wracking than face to face. I know it seems hard to do, but what you need to tell yourself is that it's always better to ask than not. If she says yes then great, if not then at least you know, and don't spend your evening worrying about if she likes you and masturbating over her profile picture (well you might keep up the last one, but won't hate yourself as much afterwards). Wasn't he on Parks and Recreation? You're too new to remember Offer? You've missed out. N.B. you would have hated him.
Magnus Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 You're too new to remember Offer? You've missed out. N.B. you would have hated him. True, spelling 'girls' with a Z is pretty obnoxious, but at least he didn't refer to them as 'females'.
MoogleViper Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 but at least he didn't refer to them as 'females'. That was a different thread. It wasn't limited to humans.
Agent Gibbs Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 He's 17 his opinion is surely invalid? i stopped reading there anyway 1
bob Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Wasn't he on Parks and Recreation? Offerman was the horniest person I've ever seen, and eventually got banned for making inappropriate comments towards the two or three female members that we had at the time. He was also really good with computers if I remember correctly. Wonder what happened to him...
Shorty Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Actually, back then we didn't have a dating thread, we had the 'Hot Girlz (50k warning)' thread, which was presided over by Offerman (remember him?). 1. We still get people landing on our forum with search terms that lead them to that thread 2. Had to manually disable advertising in that thread because it was against terms and conditions #mildlyinteresting
Magnus Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Offerman was the horniest person I've ever seen, and eventually got banned for making inappropriate comments towards the two or three female members that we had at the time. Well, I mean, you were all thirteen years old at the time...
Goafer Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 This one girl that I sit next to in my physics (going to sound like I'm in Key Stage 1 now) is not only attractive, but we have a lot in common: such as a love for great films (Star Wars, the MCU), great literature (comics...okay admittedly I'm the bigger reader here, I love books), and a great love for American sitcoms (aka Friends and HIMYM, come on kids, cult classics). Physics you say? Sounds more like... ...chemistry 1
MoogleViper Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Offerman was the horniest person I've ever seen, and eventually got banned for making inappropriate comments towards the two or three female members that we had at the time. He was also really good with computers if I remember correctly. Wonder what happened to him... He didn't get banned. He left for a while, came back to tell everyone how he'd finally had sex, it was disappointing, and had completely shattered his world view. He was a shell of a man. Here's the thread. EDIT: Haha I never noticed that he posted that a mere 2 hours after having sex.
bob Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 Oh, I apologise then, I thought he'd got banned. I do remember a hoo-haa regarding him coming on a bit strong towards female members...? Maybe I imagined that.
Happenstance Posted February 24, 2016 Posted February 24, 2016 I do remember a hoo-haa regarding him coming on a bit strong towards female members...? Maybe I imagined that. That was ReZ and his advances towards Goafer
Julius Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Physics you say? Sounds more like... ...chemistry I hate to admit that that made me chuckle. And wow guys. WOW. Thanks for the strange cocktail of support and jokes (I guess?)? I now feel initiated.
DriftKaiser Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Hope it can process from chemistry to biology soon or later with our help. 1
MoogleViper Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 I now feel initiated. HE SURVIVED!!! Welcome to knee; you'll never leave.
Rummy Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 I hate to admit that that made me chuckle. And wow guys. WOW. Thanks for the strange cocktail of support and jokes (I guess?)? I now feel initiated. Late to the party but yeah, just ask her out. It's never really as bad as you think it'll be if they say no.
Agent Gibbs Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 I hate to admit that that made me chuckle. And wow guys. WOW. Thanks for the strange cocktail of support and jokes (I guess?)? I now feel initiated. With a name like that you've got to expect a load of nasty gibes and backstabbing at a forum 1
bob Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 I don't think we were that brute. He should try roman around other forums and see how mean they can be. 1
Ashley Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 You mock now, but he'll be fiddling while we all burn. 1
MoogleViper Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Be forward with her, Julius, seize her. 1
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