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So this thread has probably been done before, about a zillion times. However, if pokemon were real, and you could only have one and hang out with it, ash and pikachu styleé, which would it be?

 

I'd pick this absolute monster myself. Always been my fave.

 

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inspired by keryute pokemon thread

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Certain choices could give you the ability to fly, or teleport. Potentially take over the world.

 

And you go for Arcanine?

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As mentioned in the other Poke Thread...

 

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But Arcanine is also very awesome, He's in my Soul Silver team at present kicking ass and taking names.

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Certain choices could give you the ability to fly, or teleport. Potentially take over the world.

 

And you go for Arcanine?

 

I think he can learn cut, so gardening would be a total non-issue. Also:

 

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Snorlax. Awesome Pokemon who could double as one of those Sumo Beanbags.

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I'd stick with Oddish. All you'd need is a decent sized pot on a sunny table and a steady supply of Baby-Bio & fresh compost. You could let it run around the garden in the day and get buzzed or sedated off it's spores whenever you want. It's a walking recreational drugs cabinet.

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I'd probably go with Fearow. It's both pretty majestic and badass, and YOU CAN FRIGGING FLY ON ITS BACK! The ability to fly plus free long-distance transport equals a win in my book.

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I think he can learn cut, so gardening would be a total non-issue.

 

Your response to flying and teleportation is that he will help with the gardening?

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I don't see how Fearow can be majestic, to me it's always looked like a ragged scavenger that barely gets through the day alive.

 

Anyway, I would most certainly choose Mr. Fish.

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Your response to flying and teleportation is that he will help with the gardening?

 

That was the joke yep!! Tough croowwwd..

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Totally Charizard!

 

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That'd be one great way to fly! :D

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Totally Charizard!

 

That'd be one great way to fly!

 

You stole my pokemanz!

 

Charizard definitely, also, you'd never have to pay for central heating.

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To be completely UNCLICHE and so no one would have the same as me. [/hip]

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[i love how all the newer cards are stunningly brokenly powerful. To such an extent it all balances out.]

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Gengar, just so i can screw with people.

And because Inception made dream robbery look cool.

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To throw at people.

 

Pokemon abuse!!

 

As for me, I can't pick! So many choices...a cute, cuddly one, something that can fly (free air travel)/breathe fire (free heating)/teleport (free transportation) or a ghost...or one to go swimming with me...is there a Pokemon that combines everything I've mentioned?

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Realistically, the majority of flying pokemon would be extremely dangerous to fly on. Same for surfing. There's a reason he had a Lapras in the cartoon. Actually massive and rideable.

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Maybe saddles could be fitted for them, and they would have to be trained to transport humans safely! (Party pooper :p)

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