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I can honestly say that that's not the case. I've become familiar enough with my patheticness with women to admit that kind of stuff to myself. Sure, I am nervous about asking her out, but I also really would like to keep my beard. No relation there, it's just a minor annoyance. I probably should have highlighted the tongue-in-cheekness of it more, perhaps not have posted it in the bad stuff thread.

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Cmaaan. Lose the beard.

 

Do you know what will happen if you shave?

 

Will Satan come from beneath the ground and pull you down to the Underworld?

Will Chickens start to lay eggs inside your testicular bag?

Will a million little spiders burst out from your nipples and prepare to engage in an act which can only be described as "milking a Dane"?

 

No. You know what'll happen? It'll grow back within a week.

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Cmaaan. Lose the beard.

 

Do you know what will happen if you shave?

 

Will Satan come from beneath the ground and pull you down to the Underworld?

Will Chickens start to lay eggs inside your testicular bag?

Will a million little spiders burst out from your nipples and prepare to engage in an act which can only be described as "milking a Dane"?

 

No. You know what'll happen? It'll grow back within a week.

 

I'll look ridiculous for a week, plus the week it takes until it's no longer a poor excuse for a beard. :heh:

 

Why do you wish for me to look ridiculous for two weeks, Jim? Why?

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Called it.

 

Ah, there we are then. Majority wins. Lose the beard, Danny.

 

I'll look ridiculous for a week, plus the week it takes until it's no longer a poor excuse for a beard. :heh:

 

Why do you wish for me to look ridiculous for two weeks, Jim? Why?

 

Clearly your beardface method is failing as right now you are talking to a man with an ageing Resident Evil sig, rather than swimming in a sea of breasts.

 

Just try it. I guarantee somebody will notice and will have something positive to say, and maybe this woman will like it. It's a beard, you are not defined by a beard.

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I don't think 7am starts agree with me. I am just not tuned to these waking, activity, and sleeping times, I really believe that.

 

Have to find a tenant for the room my sister vacated soon, which means posting an ad and arranging house viewings and ughhhhhhhh. Also my parents haven't contacted me in a week, coinciding with the time that my sister moved out. I shouldn't be frustrated but I am, slightly. Also my dad promised me a smartphone (he has an upgrade, but he doesn't want it/has no use for it/can't use smartphones), but I bet that'll never happen. I had a "hilarious" discussion with him, though. He tried to tell me that the 4S is the best smartphone right now, only to be obliterated when I found out that he doesn't know what Android is. Or Nexus.

 

I would love a week's break from my laptop, and possibly my phone, which is unfortunately impossible.

 

/whinge whine moan! =_=

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Of course I'm not defined by it, I just look ridiculous without it! :p If you'd seen me without a beard, you wouldn't recommend me getting rid of it. :heh: Something positive to say? How about: "Wow, you mustered up the courage to go outside looking like that! Good for you!" :p

 

And if not it'll show her why beards are awesome.

 

Win-win.

 

No need to traumatise the poor girl. :heh:

 

Erm...

 

This is awkward.

 

All right, more ridiculous. :p

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