Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 (edited) I can honestly say that that's not the case. I've become familiar enough with my patheticness with women to admit that kind of stuff to myself. Sure, I am nervous about asking her out, but I also really would like to keep my beard. No relation there, it's just a minor annoyance. I probably should have highlighted the tongue-in-cheekness of it more, perhaps not have posted it in the bad stuff thread. Edited February 28, 2012 by Dannyboy-the-Dane
Cube Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Just ask her out. You're charming enough that she shouldn't mind the beard and, over time, she could get used to it.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Well, thanks. If my interest in her sticks, I will.
Ellmeister Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Just ask her out. You're charming enough that she shouldn't mind the beard and, over time, she could get used to it. And if you aren't lucky with the girl I know a certain six sided shape that sounds interested in you at least!
Raining_again Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 phwoarrrrr :p but seriously don't change who you are for someone, even if it seems minor.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 but seriously don't change who you are for someone, even if it seems minor. This is what I was thinking. It might be minor, but I really like my beard, it's a part of my look. Should I really change that for some girl? She really has to be something special. I guess I'll have to find out if she is first.
Fierce_LiNk Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Dude, you should totally lose the beard. Change is good.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Yeah, not all change. Me losing the beard - definitely not good.
Magnus Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Someone please hold him down and shave off his beard at the next meet. I'll pay you if you film it.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 There's a reason we Danes hate you Swedes! :p
Fierce_LiNk Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 I'll have it. At N-E Meet 2012, Beard is coming off. DANNYBOY'S BEARD, WE COMIN' FOR YOU, NIGGAAA.
MoogleViper Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 There's a reason we Danes hate you Swedes! :p Because they're the cooler Scandinavians? Magnus excluded obviously.
Fierce_LiNk Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Cmaaan. Lose the beard. Do you know what will happen if you shave? Will Satan come from beneath the ground and pull you down to the Underworld? Will Chickens start to lay eggs inside your testicular bag? Will a million little spiders burst out from your nipples and prepare to engage in an act which can only be described as "milking a Dane"? No. You know what'll happen? It'll grow back within a week.
MoogleViper Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 No. You know what'll happen? It'll grow back within a week. Called it. But what has he got to lose? Except a week of looking younger before his beard grows back again.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Cmaaan. Lose the beard. Do you know what will happen if you shave? Will Satan come from beneath the ground and pull you down to the Underworld? Will Chickens start to lay eggs inside your testicular bag? Will a million little spiders burst out from your nipples and prepare to engage in an act which can only be described as "milking a Dane"? No. You know what'll happen? It'll grow back within a week. I'll look ridiculous for a week, plus the week it takes until it's no longer a poor excuse for a beard. Why do you wish for me to look ridiculous for two weeks, Jim? Why?
Fierce_LiNk Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Called it. Ah, there we are then. Majority wins. Lose the beard, Danny. I'll look ridiculous for a week, plus the week it takes until it's no longer a poor excuse for a beard. Why do you wish for me to look ridiculous for two weeks, Jim? Why? Clearly your beardface method is failing as right now you are talking to a man with an ageing Resident Evil sig, rather than swimming in a sea of breasts. Just try it. I guarantee somebody will notice and will have something positive to say, and maybe this woman will like it. It's a beard, you are not defined by a beard.
MoogleViper Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Just try it. I guarantee somebody will notice and will have something positive to say, and maybe this woman will like it. It's a beard, you are not defined by a beard. And if not it'll show her why beards are awesome. Win-win.
EddieColeslaw Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 I don't think 7am starts agree with me. I am just not tuned to these waking, activity, and sleeping times, I really believe that. Have to find a tenant for the room my sister vacated soon, which means posting an ad and arranging house viewings and ughhhhhhhh. Also my parents haven't contacted me in a week, coinciding with the time that my sister moved out. I shouldn't be frustrated but I am, slightly. Also my dad promised me a smartphone (he has an upgrade, but he doesn't want it/has no use for it/can't use smartphones), but I bet that'll never happen. I had a "hilarious" discussion with him, though. He tried to tell me that the 4S is the best smartphone right now, only to be obliterated when I found out that he doesn't know what Android is. Or Nexus. I would love a week's break from my laptop, and possibly my phone, which is unfortunately impossible. /whinge whine moan! =_=
Magnus Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 I'll look ridiculous for a week Erm... This is awkward.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 Of course I'm not defined by it, I just look ridiculous without it! :p If you'd seen me without a beard, you wouldn't recommend me getting rid of it. Something positive to say? How about: "Wow, you mustered up the courage to go outside looking like that! Good for you!" :p And if not it'll show her why beards are awesome. Win-win. No need to traumatise the poor girl. Erm... This is awkward. All right, more ridiculous. :p
heroicjanitor Posted February 28, 2012 Posted February 28, 2012 I would love a week's break from my laptop, and possibly my phone, which is unfortunately impossible. But we're off next week!
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