Posted November 19, 2011 Finally met your mum's new boyfriend? Nice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 19, 2011 Try that and see what happens. A camera probably saw you leave it there. Checked account and it was taken out - never thought about phoning RBS - would they really refund it? I may as well ask I guess. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 19, 2011 ...grumble...tried...grumble..sleep...grumble. Working some pretty crazy shifts the last few days, my body is completely out of whack. The things you do... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2011 Finally met your mum's new boyfriend? Nice. Get it right, her new boytoy. I do love me a cougar! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2011 Now I feel I can't buy Rihanna/Kate Bush/Drake's new album in a few days because I need to save my monies. I hate. UGH. No, I think you should be feeling stupid. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2011 Once I was too busy fumbling with my wallet that the ATM took the money back, I didn't know that they wouldn't refund you, lost like 40 euro then? Poops. It was ages ago so I don't even remember when or where it happened. Anyway, I'm annoyed because I want a gay friend that I can go to gay nightclubs with but two of the ones I have fancy me and make things awkward, another leaves the city on weekends. I don't have any gay friends left. *sigh* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2011 Anyway, I'm annoyed because I want a gay friend that I can go to gay nightclubs with but two of the ones I have fancy me and make things awkward, another leaves the city on weekends. I don't have any gay friends left. *sigh* I don't have any friends left, period. Sorry, sometimes I forget this thread isn't a competition. You could always go with your straight friends. That has the potential to be entertaining. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2011 My straight friends won't go with me. I've asked them before. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2011 Get your straight friends drunk, then take them out with you. Once drunk they can hardly say no. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2011 It kiiind of sounds like you're trying to get his friends date raped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2011 What a weird ass proposed solution. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 20, 2011 I can hardly be held accountable for the interpretation of my words.....right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 Failed my driver theory test... FAT BOLLOCKS CUNT. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 I used the wrong toothbrush this morning. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 Failed my driver theory test... FAT BOLLOCKS CUNT. It could be worse. You could pass your theory in one go, then fail your driving test 4 times, at which point your theory certificate has expired, so you have to get a new one, and then fail your theory. That was me almost 10 years ago. Never touched a steering wheel after I did finally pass my driving test. I hate driving . I used the wrong toothbrush this morning. Dare I ask what that particular toothbrush normally is used for? Anyway, got a call this morning, didn’t get the job in the porn industry which I had an interview for last week. It was the first interview in a long time, and the job certainly sounded.. Interesting (the porn industrial equivalent of an office job, for those whose curiosities were peaked ). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 Dare I ask what that particular toothbrush normally is used for? It was my butt toothbrush. It was my mom's toothbrush. But it might as well have been for my butt! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 It was my butt toothbrush. It was my mom's toothbrush. But it might as well have been for my butt! So you're equating your mum's mouth with your butt? What kind of family are you from?!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 Hey, watch it... she's very sensitive about her butt-mouth. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 *resists urge for very offensive joke* I kind of blew my lid a little today during a meeting. Didn't really mean to. Just that the person was being crazy and saying crazy things. "You can model it without worrying about the style." "The style doesn't change the modelling." Motherfucking crazy talk, yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 I feel like I'm a little cursed. I have this problem, or at least I think it's a problem, where I can't stop looking for more. Recently, I'm really flustered & annoyed at myself. I feel this need to read all the classics, watch all the classic films, listen to all the classic hits&music. I feel disgusted at myself when someone says to me, "Wait...you haven't read "The Great Gasby"?" or "I can't fucking believe you haven't seen Star Wars!". I've been on a mad hunt in the past weeks trying to read all I can, watch everything, listen to everything. I feel somehow inferior to others because I don't know about this or that. This is curiosity & inquisitiveness to the extreme. Last week I borrowed a 500 page book on Film Studies and this week I've borrowed a book on Modern Middle-Eastern History. I end up going to about 6/7+ extra hours of lectures at college per week..such as Psychology, Philosophy, Sociology, Maths..I'm thirsty to know everything and it seems that I can not ever be satisfied. Does anyone have any experience in this? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 If you're reading books to impress others then you're not reading the books at all. You can't find your own identity in what others tell you is cool, ok? Know what you like first, then explore. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 (edited) I feel like I'm a little cursed. I have this problem, or at least I think it's a problem, where I can't stop looking for more. Recently, I'm really flustered & annoyed at myself. I feel this need to read all the classics, watch all the classic films, listen to all the classic hits&music. I feel disgusted at myself when someone says to me, "Wait...you haven't read "The Great Gasby"?" or "I can't fucking believe you haven't seen Star Wars!". I've been on a mad hunt in the past weeks trying to read all I can, watch everything, listen to everything. I feel somehow inferior to others because I don't know about this or that. This is curiosity & inquisitiveness to the extreme. Last week I borrowed a 500 page book on Film Studies and this week I've borrowed a book on Modern Middle-Eastern History. I end up going to about 6/7+ extra hours of lectures at college per week..such as Psychology, Philosophy, Sociology, Maths..I'm thirsty to know everything and it seems that I can not ever be satisfied. Does anyone have any experience in this? I feel the same way but for a different reason (information overload/wanting to know EVERYTHING EVER out of sheer curiosity), therefore the following link may not be as relevant but it helps. The Sad, Beautiful Fact That We're All Going To Miss Almost Everything The people who put you down about not having seen/read/done something...ignore them. In primary school, I was constantly being teased about not knowing what Father Ted and Neighbours were, because we watched the Chinese Channel at home, so I get how you feel. Everyone is different. There isn't a universal checklist of Things You Need To Have Read/Watched/Listened To to be Adequate. I have a friend who still criticises me for not being "pop-cultured" enough (because I don't watch the same shows he watches). I don't care. I don't have to enjoy the same culture as anyone else, and I don't expect everyone else to know everything I mention. But I also have friends who accept that, and don't pressurise me about it. They go "what! You don't know what x is?" and explain it to me, and I'm like "oh! That sounds cool/I don't care. Thanks for telling me about it." I think it generally stems from insecurity - if someone mentions something you don't know, it makes them feel awkward, perhaps, and so they turn it on you (the former category of friend I described). Eleanor Roosevelt said, "No one can make you feel inferior without your consent." - believe it. The people who go "WHAT? You haven't watched x?" - I bet there are a lot of other ~classic~ things apart from x that they haven't watched. Do things because you enjoy them, not because you feel that it will put you on the same level as someone else. Because if they make you feel bad about yourself, it doesn't matter how cultured they are. They're a douchebag. /ineloquent wall Edited November 21, 2011 by EddieColeslaw Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 21, 2011 Great article Eddie. Though I didn’t need to explicitly realise that.. I always was selective. There’s plenty things I want to try, but I can’t try everything. Frank, you need to be open to everything, but also be efficient in determining what is and what isn’t your cup of tea. Quickly discard anything that isn't to your liking, so you can try something else that may be worth your time. It may be beneficial to prioritise stuff that relates to what you’re doing / would like to do profesionally, it’s important to do stuff for a living you actually like. Don’t try stuff because others say you’re missing out, but because you think you’re missing out. And it may be a while, but remember you have plenty of time to catch up on stuff when you retire. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted November 24, 2011 Blehhh, was supposed to go and see two friends tonight, but I had to cancel cause I don't feel well. =( I don't want to risk going either cause one of them is pregnant, actually due somewhere this week I think. Don't want to make anyone else ill. Hope I feel better soon as I'm meant to go see some other friends on Saturday, haven't seen them in months! Go away illness, leave me alone! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
