Ellmeister Posted April 17, 2011 Share Posted April 17, 2011 Why does everyone hate Stoke? I want them to win it. Thread won by Moogle :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted April 28, 2011 Share Posted April 28, 2011 I really can't be arsed with this bloody wedding on Friday, so I'll be having fuck all to do with it. Though I imagine my fiancee will be devastated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog Posted May 3, 2011 Share Posted May 3, 2011 President Bush tried and failed. President Clinton tried and failed. President Obama tried and succeeded. The moral of this is... If you want someone dead, hire a black man. ---------- Apparently, Bin Laden had a 25 million dollar price tag on his head. What kind of ridiculous, designer turban was he wearing? ---------- I don't think I could ever fist someone. I'm pretty sure my hand would instinctively grope around for a Pringle while it was in there. ---------- My girlfriend and I went out to a restaurant last night, and some of the other diners started calling me a 'paedo' and a 'cradle snatcher.' All because I'm a 52 year old man with a 21 year old girlfriend. It totally ruined our 10 year anniversary meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I just watched Kill Bill: Volume 1. I could barely fucking hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Hmmm. I don't get it/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sméagol Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Hmmm. I don't get it/ *sigh* Kill Bill: VOLUME 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Hmmm. I don't get it/ VOLUME! as in sound... he had it set to 1 and couldnt hear it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 I think he's just being a knob guys. Also it would have been funnier without the completely unnecessary expletive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Ohhhhh LAWL. I guess Volume 2 wasn't much better? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 (I like how smeagol's got a Spinal Tap reference, though :P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog-amoto Posted May 17, 2011 Share Posted May 17, 2011 Also it would have been funnier without the completely unnecessary expletive. Expletives are always necessary. Makes me sound like a big man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadDog Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 A new device has been invented to reduce the noise made inside your car by 95%... ...It fits right over her mouth. ---------- Ryan Giggs today admitted to suffering from homesickness, saying that, even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally. ---------- I was stuck on a question in my Maths GCSE exam, so I asked the guy in front of me. "Oi, mate, tell me the answer to question three and I'll let you have a go on my older sister." He said, "Fuck off, I don't fancy your older sister." I said, "Alright, my younger sister." "Pi r squared, now give me her number." Teachers are so easily bribed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goafer Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Arnold Schawarzenegger woke up on Easter morning and turned to Maria and said "Easter is fucking great. Where are my Easter eggs baby?" "Shit, I totally forgot to buy them. I'm afraid there aren't any this year" "It's ok, I still love easter, baby" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted June 25, 2011 Share Posted June 25, 2011 dickfarm so many dickfarms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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