Coolness Bears Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 +1 to the oldman penis I have seen. Oh, I went swimming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drahkon Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 The end. So, she showed you a picture of her belly? I have made 60$ out of nothing at FullTilt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Apparently in Germany "kicked it" doesn't translate to it's actual meaning of "had freaky sex with." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Apparently in Germany "kicked it" doesn't translate to it's actual meaning of "had freaky sex with." Where does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Where does it? In my head, and that's definitely all that counts for fact right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 In my head, and that's definitely all that counts for fact right now. Is that also where you "kicked it"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drahkon Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Apparently in Germany "kicked it" doesn't translate to it's actual meaning of "had freaky sex with." Ohhh, you had sex with her? I thought you kicked her in the head after she'd shown you the tattoo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Great stuff guys Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 (edited) Can you two stop with your flirting that makes no sense to anyone else who wasn't 'there' and just talk normally! Paj! and Chair aren't around much any more, thought it would fill a gap. But the short version: Bard once crashed at mine and was playing with all the knick-knacks in my room, I went to his last weekend and he had toilet roll for painting. Move Bitch also became the official song of the weekend and amongst these encounters much alcohol was had by all. Edited February 26, 2013 by Ashley Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 And then Bard kicked Ashley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 In fairness, he did forewarn me by shouting "move bitch, get out the way!" and I did not move. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 This conversation is making me queasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 This conversation is making me queasy. You're not really queasy, it's all in your head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Probs not going to call her/ add her on Facebook. I have been feeling less sociopathic today though. Kudos for hooking up with a chick and then not calling her again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drahkon Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 (edited) Kudos for hooking up with a chick and then not calling her again. Totally missed that. @The Bard Edit: Look what arrived just now: Edited February 27, 2013 by drahkon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charlie Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Harry from One Direction gets hit in the baws with a shoe in Glasgow last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramar Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Harry from One Direction gets hit in the baws with a shoe in Glasgow last night. Could this be evidence that god does in fact exist. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Look, a band whose music I don't like, but whose concert I still went to! Let's throw a fucking shoe at them! Cunts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Well, it'd be hard to throw a shoe at them if they didn't go to their concert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Surely it would be pretty easy to work out who did it and arrest them. Unless someone took an extra... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 She has apologised: http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a462058/harry-styles-shoe-thrower-apologises-warned-she-committed-assault.html Apparently she didn't mean to hurt him. Guess it's like when people used to throw knickers at Tom Cruise...except more extreme. Let's face it, 1D will be all "oh it's fine, she just got excited hehe" about it and from a PR point of view it works out fine for them. Worth a knock to the balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Ah, all right, then. Now I almost feel bad for her. Though I'm left wondering why she chose to throw her shoes at them. "I love you guys!" *smack* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Guess it's like when people used to throw knickers at Tom Cruise...except more extreme. Though I'm left wondering why she chose to throw her shoes at them. Because she has has 1 pair of knickers, and two shoes. It's just basic maths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magnus Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Maybe she thought they wouldn't appreciate her underpants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted February 27, 2013 Share Posted February 27, 2013 Maybe her shoes were cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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