ReZourceman Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 I agree, sex is so rub'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Just...blow me, or don't. I don't even care. Hahaha, classy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Well it's more classy than being desperate. I can't really remember writing that post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Drunk drunk drunk. Well more buszzed really. I'm going to fgvie drinking livgefe advice though. I',m also regugfusing use of the backspace key. Step one. Always place your pinky finger beneath your drink. This helps you dto not drop your drink. If you drop your drink the bartendre will curt you off. Two, If you can't feel your lisps, yur;e ...you're drukn. If you're drunk and you can still feel you're ilips, you're doing it wrong. Three, I had a 3 but I can't rememrer, what was it. I'm yrtping this with my etes closed and rocking my head back and forth. it's rahter gun.,trying to rememeger what 3 was. Maybe I dind't have a 3 at all. Eyes still cloooosed, I wonder how I'm doing. Ah well, I know I had a 3 bu t I'll never remember it, so I'll just wuit typing now. Wiat, 3 was kf yu can't find a bottle opener, keys work well lswell. Opening a bottle with keeys gets odly easier the drinker you get, and it makes for a good party trick. Ising keys really isn't good advice though like 1 and 2. Eyes open now....huh I know enopgh not to end a sentance with too,m but still end it with weell and as well nest to each other. cvblasted no bvackspacing. I hate it. I suppose I could keep my eteyes open and type slower. That's no fun though, not at all. Mistalkes are funnier,.. Nap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Mistalkes are funnier indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Nolan's post is the embodiment of what this thread is all about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 There was a bouncy castle in the club I went to. Tried to do a backflip and landed on my head. Back and neck hurt so much, I contemplated calling an ambulance many times. It hurts to move around. It hurts to not move either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I tried getting into a club with a bouncy castle once but I couldn't - there were too many bouncers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 I tried getting into a club with a bouncy castle once but I couldn't - there were too many bouncers. Yeah I've heard those clubs can be pretty strict on who they let in. I once got refused entry for wearing trainers. It seems I misunderstood their policy of "No shoes!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Nolan's post is truly epic. Made me lol so much :P I think we have to embrace that policy now - Any drunk posts made in this thread are forbidden the use of the backspace button. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Wow, that post is much longer than I thought it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nolan Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Well I tried to get drunk again tonight, but it didn't really work. Drinkg all the alcohol in the house has barely heven got me buzzed. Twas only 3 beetrs after all. I'll have to go to the store tomorrow. I hope to pick up a good ale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 I've decided to make a post in this thread without the aid of the backspace button, after two can sbefore the bup.... PUB then a two pints tere, four cans when I get jhme. It is surely a bad thong to do. Lol. I can see the mstakes when they pear. APPERA. APPEAR. I should get credit for noticing the mistces?! MISTAKES! Anyway. people think I[m drunk all the time, and I enjoy that reputation, let -- YWT --- YET ut s... U... IT is nt NOT true. I am not continuously drunk. Sometimes I worry that such a reputation in some wa ay affects effects fuck you dictionary me, hthat i in some way behave in order to adhere to that. Bi... But it is never knowingle ... LOL... knowingly so. So reading back after... over.. through? the post so far, i feel that I must be drunker than I feel. That can't be good? Woo for being unemployed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Oh, this is going to be goo.,,d... Fuck my insensitive "d" button. And the indistinguishable commas and periosd in my keyboard. Fuck the periosd again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Periosd. My new fave word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Periosd. My new fave word. But what does it mean? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 But what does it mean? It means whatever. You decide. (Perfect grammar phrases ftw!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Periosd. Oh fuck, I was just periosd! Get the hell out of my periosd. Bitch, I don't know what you're periosding, but I'd rather you not do in my house. It's so ripe for use in any situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 I was out on the town and had tremendous fun last night (read: I was drunk). I always get so merry when I'm drunk. I just find everything funny. I so wished I had a computer with me at the time so I could post in here (I remember even trying out my typing skills on an air keyboard! :p), but by the time I got home I had sobered up. On the plus side, that meant no hangover for me today! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 2 day hangovers ugh theyre the worst! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diageo Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 I agree, only happened to me once, but wow was it terrible. Slept for about 16 hours for one day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Should be out tonight again but NO I have a fucking presentation at 10 in the morning. It's such an annoying time as well if it was 11 i'd probably have gone out and got shitfaced. UGH. Oh well wednesday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paj! Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 You CAN go out and not get shitfaced. (whilst still drinking) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bard Posted November 29, 2010 Share Posted November 29, 2010 You CAN go out and not get shitfaced. (whilst still drinking) I have tried this so many times and failed on the vast majority. Drinking begets more drinking, and because the onset of hangover and curmudgeonly rage occurs early on in the drinking hours for me, I tend to drink until I sedate myself into oblivion. This results in my doing heinously embarrassing things, such as on last friday, when I unashamedly hit on two girls I've been good friends with for more than two years, and bitched at my best friend about how pathetic my life is, while making him listen to really awful death metal. I don't know why I do and say things that have no basis in actual feelings when I'm drunk, but it happens. Then I spend at least the next three days walking around internally beating myself up for being an unabashed asshole. Its a very strange cycle. How do I stop? This shit should be in the confess your sins thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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