Posted August 5, 2010 Recently I've come to realise that I'd been saying "let's rock and roll" whenever me and my mates set off somewhere - if I ever do it now I ask them to punch me, it's working well. I also say "How rude" quite a lot. I used to say "let's get the rock out of here" when finishing work at Game, although I picked that up from the guy who trained me. Or sometimes "lets get the cock out of here". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 Friend: "Do you usually see [insert show here]?" Me: "Only when it's on" Basically meaning I don't follow it, I just watch it if I stumble upon it while zapping. While posting on the internet, I usually come up with the term "crap" or "shit"whenever I just want to say "things" or "stuff" (I usually control myself before posting). It's a terrible habit and I blame it on the countless foul-mouthed english-speakers I hear on TV and the internet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 Friend: "Do you usually see [insert show here]?"Me: "Only when it's on" Basically meaning I don't follow it, I just watch it if I stumble upon it while zapping. While posting on the internet, I usually come up with the term "crap" or "shit"whenever I just want to say "things" or "stuff" (I usually control myself before posting). It's a terrible habit and I blame it on the countless foul-mouthed english-speakers I hear on TV and the internet. What the fuck are you on about? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 I've had many throughout the years, here is a selection that I say or type online during my lifetime: Coolness Bears. I'm a wicked. I like ones. Well done have a cookie. OH MARY JANE. Back to the miller's wife. bumsnakes. Leave me alone. So's your face. Spicy. Peins. Apple's whales of the sea. let's see which one is it? IT'S A DINOSAUR. I Lim'd. There is more but my brain can't think at the moment. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 I hate people who say that! Well at the end of the day, I go to bed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 I have certain things which I have been told are "things that Jim says a lot." I ask "Are you ok/you alright?" quite a lot. At home or at work, "Do you need a hand?" My old housemates used to laugh at me for these ones. Whenever I make a mistake, I declare "Ohh noooo." Or, "nuuuuuuuu." When something impresses me: "Impressive, Starfox!" If somebody says something that I agree with, "Yeees." I've noticed that my eyes go wider and my voice sounds different when I say this. It sounds like a character off futurama. Zoidberg maybe. "Jammy dodgers are amazing." "Yesssss." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 "As Jesus would say, lets go fuck some shit up!" This is one of my many sayings. Needless to say, most involve an unnecessary amount of swearing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 unnecessary swearing. Does not fucking compute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 Being unnecessary is what makes swearing fun. "Fuck-sticks." That's another one I mutter under my breath when "Bollocks" doesn't quite cut it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 "I swear when it's appropriate" "the whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate" Firefly, in case anyone wants to know. When I die on Xbox Live I generally shout out a long, quiet NOOOOOOOOOO! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 You guys just love taking the fucking piss, don't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 (edited) Sure. Yeah, Not so much. How rude! Edited August 6, 2010 by Retro_Link Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 6, 2010 When something impresses me: "Impressive, Starfox!" YES! I do exactly the same! Whenever I say "impressive", it's an internal struggle for me not to add "Star Fox". When I'm genuinely thrilled or happy about something that just happened, I'll often shout out a short, but heartfelt "Yes!" that sounds both surprised and relieved. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 7, 2010 OH MARY JANE. "I swear when it's appropriate""the whole point of swearin' is that it ain't appropriate" Firefly, in case anyone wants to know. When I die on Xbox Live I generally shout out a long, quiet NOOOOOOOOOO! I like to go against expectations and when playing multiplayer games shout stuff like "OH DARN!" when I die. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2010 When something impresses me: "Impressive, Starfox!" I find myself going for the Wolf angle: "You're good, but I'm better!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2010 When something impresses me: "Impressive, Starfox!" ." Ha I say impressive snake Audio I can't believe I actually found that on youtube Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2010 I like referring to myself in third person. Actually, Scoop will do that more from now on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2010 I like referring to myself in third person. Actually, Scoop will do that more from now on. No ... it's Brian Mcoy II! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2010 Nano-sheath (a small quantity - (undisclosed amount)) Coined by me but had origins in a particular comedy scene, where it's use was different. Also, I find it highly amusing to mismatch measurements e.g. I drank 40 ferlongs of beer last night. Try it out for amazing results! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2010 Nano-sheath (a small quantity - (undisclosed amount)) Coined by me but had origins in a particular comedy scene, where it's use was different. Also, I find it highly amusing to mismatch measurements e.g. I drank 40 ferlongs of beer last night. Try it out for amazing results! Ah brilliant. "Theres a guy two nano metres away from my rear." "The HAMMER is sixteen hours from my dead body." Amazing. We've had many discussions that if anyone joined our conversations on Unch they'd genuinely think we were mental. A favourite is quoting David Bowie in Extras at the moment. Oh and by the way, I say "terrid" constantly IRLreal life now. Like literally. Its genuinely replaced all negative words for me. I've said it so much even Claire is starting to pick it up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2010 (edited) Ah brilliant. "Theres a guy two nano metres away from my rear." "The HAMMER is sixteen hours from my dead body." Amazing. We've had many discussions that if anyone joined our conversations on Unch they'd genuinely think we were mental. A favourite is quoting David Bowie in Extras at the moment. Oh and by the way, I say "terrid" constantly IRLreal life now. Like literally. Its genuinely replaced all negative words for me. I've said it so much even Claire is starting to pick it up. Terrid is a terrid word! Don't use it! You're such a pathetic little fat man. Btw I thought your examples were less than exemplar. But yes, the idea is brilliant. I'm incredible. Oh yeah and I can't even believe that we finally found Maddy! Nothing was made of it at the time, BUT WE FUCKING FOUND HER! Edited August 8, 2010 by dwarf Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 8, 2010 Thee, Thar and Thy. As in "Where's thar guin thee?" or "What's thy on abart?" Proper Yorkshire like. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2010 i tend to call my girlfriend... A Bean. Your a bean A Towel. Your a towel i also say Douche alot. and... "So's your face!" example.. Girlfriend - You can be such a dick sometimes... Me - So's your face! it makes no sense.... but never mind Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted August 9, 2010 I use the word "awesome" a lot. I also say "it's been emotional" whenever I'm leaving from somewhere or someone... especially if it's not been emotional! If someone asks me if I can do something for them I tend to reply "I can" but then I ignore their request as I said "I can" meaning 'I am able to'. Then they realise and ask me if I will do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites