Posted May 13, 2009 Not true, as it happens, but I digress. It's new thread time! Some of you may have seen the tv show or heard the radio version of this- basically: what really obvious life experiences have you never had and wish could. Never seen Shakespeare on stage? Been Whale watching? Taken mind expanding drugs and had an epiphany? Post away, forum. The rest of us can become increasingly incredulous and throw disparaging insults at you like Victorian visitors to some cruel and exploitative freak show Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I actually have never seen Star Wars.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I actually have never seen Star Wars.. Me neither. I hear theyre pretty bad. Jokes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Oh, they are. Hardly the point, though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 er depends which star wars your talking about... the 70's-80's ones or the prelude ones made in the 2000's about what happened before the ones in the 70's personally , I think the idea of the newer ones is pretty clever...besides that its just kinda a boring action flick(s). Okay so the old ones are amazing -of course- they didn't need special effects to make a totally bad ass film um yeah anyway i guess i'm a star wars nerd , whatev lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Yknow I don't think this thread was supposed to be about Star Wars, guyz. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I've never killed anyone yet, or anal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Wait...is this like I Never the slightly more cultured version? I've never seen Shakespear on stage, to steal your idea. Nor have I ever had a KFC. Not that its cultured (quite the opposite) but the first thing that sprang to mind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 That's pretty vague, for a nerd. Dan; erm... I've never been to a funeral? Does that count? Never been skiing or snowboarding. Never been in a hot air balloon. Never (really) driven a car. Never been to scotland. Never read any Dan Brown, never seen Sound of Music... Never jumped off the high diving board. That sorta stuff? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Yeah basically. And shorty is right Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Sometimes i wish i did talk to someone back in school when i had the chance to. Just to see if my life would have carried on as it is now just with differences or be completly different from the outcome of said conversation. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I've never been to funeral or seen Shakespear! I've never smoked a cigarette, even a drag. I've never watched The Great Escape or The Sound of Music. I've never rode a motorbike or ped. I've never bought a lads mag (Zoo, Nuts, Car magazine X, etc.) I've never been in any sort of complex relationship. I've never spent over £30 on an item of clothing (apart from coats... those things can be expensive). I've never... I've run out of ideas. And my download is complete, bye! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I've never posted in this thread... ... wait... dammit! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I think seeing Shakespeare on stage should be some kind of legal requirement. In good hands, the experience can be little short of transcendent. It's one of the tragedies of our education system that so many people are put off his work because all they ever experience is a stilted class reading of plays from the text books. That's just not how it was ever intended to be, and I genuinely don't think you can appreciate The Bard untill you see it live, performed by the best. of course; Bad Shakespeare on stage is a bit like being stabbed in the brain. Avoid that, yeah? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I´ve never finished watching the Godfather seeing as I have fallen asleep 3 times watching it (always at the same part) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I´ve never finished watching the Godfather seeing as I have fallen asleep 3 times watching it (always at the same part) I've never seen the Godfather Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I've never seen the Godfather Me neither. Amongst many other "classic" film series. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I think seeing Shakespeare on stage should be some kind of legal requirement. In good hands, the experience can be little short of transcendent. It's one of the tragedies of our education system that so many people are put off his work because all they ever experience is a stilted class reading of plays from the text books. That's just not how it was ever intended to be, and I genuinely don't think you can appreciate The Bard untill you see it live, performed by the best. of course; Bad Shakespeare on stage is a bit like being stabbed in the brain. Avoid that, yeah? It is indeed. Saw a version of Macbeth last October that was painfully acted in parts. I've never taken illegal drugs. I've never acted in a play before. I've never voted before (as I'm not old enough =P) I've never been to South America. I mean obviously there is loads, just thought I'd list the ones that I haven't done but would like to. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 You've never seen Star Wars?! d00d WTF. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 (edited) You've never seen Star Wars?! d00d WTF. ive never been in a proper fight ive never been in a proper relationship ive never had a serious job ive never watched a full episode of dr who ive never watched a full episode of star trek ive never watched gossip girl, desperate house wives or any of that outher womens tv stuff, and i dont intend too. ive never seen highschool mucial ive never been told "i love you" in a relationship context ive never owned my own pet, outher then goldfish ive never borken a bone. ive never had a filling. oh, and ive never seen whats so funny about the breakfast sketch by morcomb and wise Edited May 13, 2009 by Chris the great Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I'm kinda ashamed to admit this... but I've never actually gotten to the choppa. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 As much as I've wanted to, I've never been in a proper band or a football team. Two of my greatest loves are music (making and listening to) and football (playing and watching) yet I've never done both in the way that I want to. The most I have ever managed is strumming along to some Jose Gonzalez whilst watching Manchester United play, or watching classic matches on youtube. I've never been to many places, or seen much. I've never been to places like Rome, for example. But, I did go to Paris last year, and in the past I have been to Saudi Arabia, which is a place where I doubt I'll meet that many people who have been there, too. I've never been in a serious accident or broken anything or hurt myself in a serious way. I've never read The Da Vinci Code. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I've never been kissed. Bring those sweets to the meet (haha, it rhymed...kinda) and you may be lucky. I could always loan you Ine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
