Posted May 13, 2009 Now I've said that, I'm not sure I've ever really lived either. Dat shit be deep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I've never read a book. .... .. ..... ... the fuck? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 ^ Remember, he IS a Geordie! Geordie filth. Hence... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 To list all the things I've never done that you supposedly need to have done to have a life will take an eternity, so I'll just mention a few of them: I've never gone skiing or snowboarding or surfboarding or anything like that. I've never seen The Godfather films (plus a shitload of other films that you "have" to see). I've never been drunk. I've never done drugs. I've never owned a dog. I've never had done anything remotely sexual with a girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Drugs, sex, and reading books! That's basically life ftw. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I think seeing Shakespeare on stage should be some kind of legal requirement. In good hands, the experience can be little short of transcendent. It's one of the tragedies of our education system that so many people are put off his work because all they ever experience is a stilted class reading of plays from the text books. That's just not how it was ever intended to be, and I genuinely don't think you can appreciate The Bard untill you see it live, performed by the best. of course; Bad Shakespeare on stage is a bit like being stabbed in the brain. Avoid that, yeah? A lovely post all should take heed of. --- I've never been to any UK Theme park. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Drugs, sex, and reading books! That's basically life ftw. Seems like I've only ever lived a third. :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 you should totally get in to smack, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I've never been to any UK Theme park. I used to love going to Loudon Castle Theme Park back in the day, but went again a few years ago, and was distinctly unimpressed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I've never read a book. Why do you insist on me liking you less and less as time goes on! :p Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Why do you insist on me liking you less and less as time goes on! :p That's a nice thing to say. Anyway to people shocked about the book thing i have read books, such as the highway code etc. but a novel like Harry Potter or something? Nah, i just find reading really boring, i can't get past a few pages. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 It was in jest, don't worry. I dislike Villan, I have no idea what you're actually like as a person, but some of the things you;ve said have been ridiculous (annoying to me) and that is one of them. Dude, that's not me. I assumed you've read a book, so it's all good. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 you should totally get in to smack, then. Never will, I believe. I just don't roll that way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Actually i take that book quote back, i read a few in high school like Of Mice and Men. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Sex and drugs... Sex and drugs... SUMMER HEIGHTS HIGH Sex and drugs... Sex and drugs... Actually i take that book quote back, i read a few in high school like Of Mice and Men. That doesn't count. That's not enough to count as you having read it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Eh? I don't get what you just said. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 You haven't read a book if you've only read a few lines from it. Technically I suppose you've read words within a book. I take reading a book to be finishing it, either fully, or so you have an understanding of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 That reminds me I have not read a book for an age. @___@ Also: I've never been drunk. I've never had sex I've never ridden on a Rollercoaster. I've never sat on a melon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 I've never ridden on a Rollercoaster. No. :mad::mad::mad: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 You haven't read a book if you've only read a few lines from it. Technically I suppose you've read words within a book. I take reading a book to be finishing it, either fully, or so you have an understanding of it. Er, yeah read my post i said i read a few books in high school including Of Mice and Men. I'll change this for confusion. "I've never read a book for pleasure". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Oh, I read your post as "I read a few lines of Mice & Men in high school". My mistake. Still. Books are brilliant. I'm a slow/lazy reader, and all my favourite books I've done through school. So they've been given to me/I've been forced to do them, but have been really affected by them. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 That reminds me I have not read a book for an age. @___@ Also: I've never been drunk. I've never had sex I've never ridden on a Rollercoaster. I've never sat on a melon. Do em all at once for extra points! I have also never done drugs. I suppose seeing my now-disowned Uncle's plights did it. Never really appealed. Nor have I smoked. That shit stinks yo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Haha Ashely! Crazy mental image! No. :mad::mad::mad: Sorry ReZ! I'm just scared of them! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted May 13, 2009 Oh fair enough. Nothing wrong with little ones though. I think you'd like Expedition Everest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
