MoogleViper Posted January 10, 2009 Posted January 10, 2009 Can I check his teeth first? Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
MoogleViper Posted January 10, 2009 Posted January 10, 2009 It's not a gift if he's trading for it. Yeah I know I just wanted to use the saying.
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 No better offers? This item comes with a lot of good options, just so you know. For example, when set to the entertainment mode, he will tell bad jokes, or even play a videogame with you. Yes, he can play games, and he will even let you win! He is also programmed so he can cook certain things, such as brownies, pizza and lasagne. More programming is needed for him to learn more recipes though, but he's a quick learner! Honestly people, I need a decent price before I can let this item go. If not, I'm afraid I will have to keep it for a while longer, sadly. Oh no, what will you do if you have to hold on to me for longer? Also, good selling! I particularly like the entertainment mode feature. I'd buy me!
Ten10 Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 I do have a question about the slave(Well many really). What operating system does he run on, and what level of processing power does he have? Does he multi-task well? Is he prone to crashes, and viruses, flu, colds etc? Do you offer any upgrade program? Being a slave I suppose it supports IDE/ATA only which is a bit of a downer. What is his power/food consumption levels like? How long does he run for on a single charge? If I find his spec satisfactory I may be inclined to increase my bid. Regards, Lord -T
Shino Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Didn't know that saying existed in English.
Gentleben Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 I'II offer a copy of the Mario Galaxy soundtrack CD (Platinum Version). Can you let me know ASAP I want to put said slave to work in my salt mine for say.......5 years. Highlights include: Whipping, limited food & Water, endless hours of back breaking labour.
MoogleViper Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Ok I'll increase my bid. Two Mars bars and half a bottle of Buxton mineral water. Didn't know that saying existed in English. Sure does. I'm guessing it exists in Portuguese as well?
Tellyn Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Whipping Aha! The tide has turned you, you slavedriving cretin!
ReZourceman Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Some Malteasers. EDIT;/ An empty Malteasers packet.
Eenuh Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Didn't know that saying existed in English. We have the same saying in Dutch as well, heh. I'II offer a copy of the Mario Galaxy soundtrack CD (Platinum Version). Can you let me know ASAP I want to put said slave to work in my salt mine for say.......5 years. Highlights include: Whipping, limited food & Water, endless hours of back breaking labour. Ok I'll increase my bid. Two Mars bars and half a bottle of Buxton mineral water. Ah, these two are quite tempting so far. Any better offers are still welcome though!
Coolness Bears Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 I'll give you 50 pesos! Also I'm willing to trade myself Slave for Slave?
Nolan Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 All I have to offer is beating the speech impediment out of it. At which point I'll send it back, so really it's win-win. I get a free slave, then you'll get the slave back better than before. At which point you can even sell it at a higher price.
Gizmo Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 I'll give you 50 pesos! Also I'm willing to trade myself Slave for Slave? Now this is a tough decision. Who would you rather have as a slave, a Flink or a Coolness Bear?
MoogleViper Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Now this is a tough decision. Who would you rather have as a slave, a Flink or a Coolness Bear? I'm pretty sure Eenuh will choose Coolness.
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 All I have to offer is beating the speech impediment out of it. At which point I'll send it back, so really it's win-win. I get a free slave, then you'll get the slave back better than before. At which point you can even sell it at a higher price. How about I beat the life out of you and send you back?! I'm pretty sure Eenuh will choose Coolness. Now I'm upsettings. Also, whipping? Whipping?! Hahahaha. Oh, Tellyn still cries at night when he hears that word!
Nolan Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 How about I beat the life out of you and send you back?! Hey, I'm not the one for sale now am I?
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Hey, I'm not the one for sale now am I? It can be arranged. *looks shifty*
Nolan Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Bah, I've got at least a weeks head start on you.
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Bah, I've got at least a weeks head start on you. Eat shit. Anyway, I'm not seeing any favourable bids. Am I worth so little?
Nolan Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 Eat shit. Anyway, I'm not seeing any favourable bids. Am I worth so little? You've got to catch me first! How about this, I challenge the owner to a race around the world! The winner keeps Flink, the loser becomes Flink's slave. You guys should add that smiley.
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 11, 2009 Posted January 11, 2009 You've got to catch me first! How about this, I challenge the owner to a race around the world! The winner keeps Flink, the loser becomes Flink's slave. You guys should add that smiley. That works out being a win-win for me. As my owner is Ine, haha. So, I either become her master, or her slave. Right, I'm just gonna go...think about that for a bit.
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