DomJcg Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 The ultimate question is, do you go with the guy that caused your mum to have a mental breakdown, or a pissed off cop who can regenerate (whose also trying to kill you :P) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 I'll be in the background humming/singing the background music from the first film. "Bada bada bada Boo Burrr! Bada bada bada Boo Burr!" So by 'guy in the background' you mean the Terminator, yeah? Because we all know he's humming that to humself. That's right - HUMSELF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ganepark32 Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 ^ you're on fire tonight. Must be that epic staying awake that's doing it. Should do it more often. Anyways, another HIMYM pickup line that's not only cheesy but so bad it's unbelieveable: 'Daddy's home.' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Yeah I think staying up this long shorts out the vital part of my brain that says "nooo don't say it! Don't do that! Pick the blue pill! Wash your hands first! Say hello to strangers! Give candy to small children! Eat toxic waste: THE MOVIE! Fight like a brave! Ficking linger good." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 "Extra mozzerella" when having pizza in a restaurant I usually order this. I was in a bar on a little fijian island playing drinking games and generally having fun. Random man comes over and simply says in a deep south african accent ''Will you come to the beach with me?'' and licks his lips ferociously. I guess that's more perv than cheesy, I'll think on it. Hey! It usually works! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted January 5, 2009 Share Posted January 5, 2009 Taken from the linesthataregood.com collective: http://www.linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html Enjoy. EDIT: If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning" Genius. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raining_again Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Taken from the linesthataregood.com collective: http://www.linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html Enjoy. EDIT: If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning" Genius. *facepalm* I hope no-body ever lets you loose on women sir Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Oh oh... Girl: Have you got the time? Boy: I've got the time if you've got the energy. I bloody love that, makes me chuckle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rummy Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 "If I told you you had a beautiful body, would you let me buy you a drink?" Ahh genius, I love the ones that are like...other ones but not, if that makes sense. I rarely cheese out, though sometimes if I see a girl I know in a drinking establishment I'll randomly bust one out next to her instead of saying hello, hello is boring. There's this brilliant moment of 'ugh, some guy hitting on me' too, tis fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jav_NE Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Never used a cheesy pick up line, but i do say cheesy things to my g/f. Its usually her fault though. Like we'll be watching TV or a film and someone will say something lovey, then she'll look at me with her puppy eyes and i end up saying something similar or even more cheesy. I would say its just girls that like it, but it does work on me too when she says something nice. We're only human afterall! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Hold on, stop right there. Can this be true? Is it even possible? I do wonder why the universe has not started falling apart - why gravity still works like it always has, why the planets keep on turning like usual; why the sun still sets in the west and rises in the east, and why life simply moves on - for I believed that perfection could not be reached without interrupting the order of the universe. Apparently, I was wrong. Indeed, I was wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 Hold on, stop right there. Can this be true? Is it even possible? I do wonder why the universe has not started falling apart - why gravity still works like it always has, why the planets keep on turning like usual; why the sun still sets in the west and rises in the east, and why life simply moves on - for I believed that perfection could not be reached without interrupting the order of the universe. Apparently, I was wrong. Indeed, I was wrong. I just vomited into my own eyeballs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 A delightful twist on a classic ; "Babe are your wrists sore? Cos' I've restrained you and been raping you in my head all day." Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 A delightful twist on a classic ; "Babe are your wrists sore? Cos' I've restrained you and been raping you in my head all day." Sorry. I used that one once. Except I missed out "in my head". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 6, 2009 Share Posted January 6, 2009 I just vomited into my own eyeballs. Mission accomplished. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
arab_freak Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 "You give me extreme feelings of inadequacy and ugliness." "You're a pretty pleasurable experience to all five senses." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted January 8, 2009 Share Posted January 8, 2009 Taken from the linesthataregood.com collective: http://www.linesthataregood.com/cheesy.html Enjoy. EDIT: If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning" Genius. This has to be the funniest one: "(Use index finger to call someone over then say) I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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