Cube Posted June 6, 2011 Share Posted June 6, 2011 Terry And Rooney Copulate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 10, 2011 Author Share Posted June 10, 2011 Tick's are Rooney's crack. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Wayne Rooney.. the poster child for Darwin's Theory Of Evolution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Wayne Rooney.. the poster child for Darwin's Theory Of Evolution You haven't watched the show, have you? You need to make a headline from words beginning with the letters underneath the picture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcj metroid Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 You haven't watched the show, have you? You need to make a headline from words beginning with the letters underneath the picture. Ah I see. I didn't think ye'd have changed it around sorry I just looked at the Pic. Thread mixup doesn't matter, wasn't happy with my effort anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 No more entries? I would have gone for Two Apes Rutting....Cocks, but that's just me. Props to MCJ, Cube and ReZ, I reckon I'm going to go for ReZ as Winnaaaaaaar! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 17, 2011 Author Share Posted June 17, 2011 Sweeeeeet. SPECIAL OFFERS YOU WOULDN'T SEE AT A SUPERMARKET Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Special Offer: Free Bacon with every purchase of Halal Meat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted June 17, 2011 Share Posted June 17, 2011 Free razor blades with every picnmix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 Free pregnancy test with every pack of ASDA own brand condoms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted June 20, 2011 Share Posted June 20, 2011 30% off of penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heroicjanitor Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 "Little bit of coffee for 10 cent. Only a little bit though. And no water. You may have some salt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 Free pregnancy test with every pack of ASDA own brand condoms! WINRAR FTW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvonne Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 20% off crap you don't need... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 My turn; Things you shouldn't hear in your local Chinese takeaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yvonne Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 "konnichiwa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 (In before cream of sumyungai) ------------- Errrmmm...number 44, sweet and sour please. Chicken or dog meat? Pork plea....wait, dog meat? .......I said pork meat.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Peeps Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 lol I can't think of one but I'm reminded of when my brother and my dad went to a chinese-owned chip shop... At the time my brother had a big bandage around his finger because he sliced a bit of it off in an accident... When the man at the counter passed over the chips he asked if they wanted salt & vinegar but obviously with a heavy chinese accent so it just sounded like 'sol vinger?' to which my brother muttered to my dad 'oh how did he know about my finger' (sore finger?) End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 "That'll be £5 for one bag of prawn crackers" *shudders* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted June 24, 2011 Author Share Posted June 24, 2011 lol I can't think of one but I'm reminded of when my brother and my dad went to a chinese-owned chip shop... At the time my brother had a big bandage around his finger because he sliced a bit of it off in an accident... When the man at the counter passed over the chips he asked if they wanted salt & vinegar but obviously with a heavy chinese accent so it just sounded like 'sol vinger?' to which my brother muttered to my dad 'oh how did he know about my finger' (sore finger?) End. Lulz! There was a Chinese-owned chip shop in my old town. When they asked that it really was rather amusing. "Jywa sal an vinger widdat?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fused King Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 "Wuda yuu lika de Pekin Dak, or de Ai PeiPeikin Dak?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Esequiel Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Ells is the only one I can understand so wins by default. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 Sweet! Erm, not sure how well this one will go but considering I'm leaving uni and going home how about: Things you shouldn't say to your landlord the day you are leaving Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cube Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 ...and be careful with the downstairs toilet, some nasty shit happened in there about six months ago and nobody has dared to go near it since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted June 24, 2011 Share Posted June 24, 2011 ...and be careful with the downstairs toilet, some nasty shit happened in there about six months ago and nobody has dared to go near it since. It's funny because it was true for the downstairs toilet in the first year we had our house! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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