mcj metroid Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Wayne Rooney.. the poster child for Darwin's Theory Of Evolution
Cube Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 Wayne Rooney.. the poster child for Darwin's Theory Of Evolution You haven't watched the show, have you? You need to make a headline from words beginning with the letters underneath the picture.
mcj metroid Posted June 10, 2011 Posted June 10, 2011 You haven't watched the show, have you? You need to make a headline from words beginning with the letters underneath the picture. Ah I see. I didn't think ye'd have changed it around sorry I just looked at the Pic. Thread mixup doesn't matter, wasn't happy with my effort anyway.
weeyellowbloke Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 No more entries? I would have gone for Two Apes Rutting....Cocks, but that's just me. Props to MCJ, Cube and ReZ, I reckon I'm going to go for ReZ as Winnaaaaaaar!
ReZourceman Posted June 17, 2011 Author Posted June 17, 2011 Sweeeeeet. SPECIAL OFFERS YOU WOULDN'T SEE AT A SUPERMARKET
Cube Posted June 17, 2011 Posted June 17, 2011 Special Offer: Free Bacon with every purchase of Halal Meat.
Esequiel Posted June 20, 2011 Posted June 20, 2011 Free pregnancy test with every pack of ASDA own brand condoms!
heroicjanitor Posted June 22, 2011 Posted June 22, 2011 "Little bit of coffee for 10 cent. Only a little bit though. And no water. You may have some salt."
ReZourceman Posted June 22, 2011 Author Posted June 22, 2011 Free pregnancy test with every pack of ASDA own brand condoms! WINRAR FTW.
Esequiel Posted June 23, 2011 Posted June 23, 2011 My turn; Things you shouldn't hear in your local Chinese takeaway.
ReZourceman Posted June 23, 2011 Author Posted June 23, 2011 (In before cream of sumyungai) ------------- Errrmmm...number 44, sweet and sour please. Chicken or dog meat? Pork plea....wait, dog meat? .......I said pork meat....
The Peeps Posted June 23, 2011 Posted June 23, 2011 lol I can't think of one but I'm reminded of when my brother and my dad went to a chinese-owned chip shop... At the time my brother had a big bandage around his finger because he sliced a bit of it off in an accident... When the man at the counter passed over the chips he asked if they wanted salt & vinegar but obviously with a heavy chinese accent so it just sounded like 'sol vinger?' to which my brother muttered to my dad 'oh how did he know about my finger' (sore finger?) End.
Ellmeister Posted June 23, 2011 Posted June 23, 2011 "That'll be £5 for one bag of prawn crackers" *shudders*
ReZourceman Posted June 24, 2011 Author Posted June 24, 2011 lol I can't think of one but I'm reminded of when my brother and my dad went to a chinese-owned chip shop... At the time my brother had a big bandage around his finger because he sliced a bit of it off in an accident... When the man at the counter passed over the chips he asked if they wanted salt & vinegar but obviously with a heavy chinese accent so it just sounded like 'sol vinger?' to which my brother muttered to my dad 'oh how did he know about my finger' (sore finger?) End. Lulz! There was a Chinese-owned chip shop in my old town. When they asked that it really was rather amusing. "Jywa sal an vinger widdat?"
Fused King Posted June 24, 2011 Posted June 24, 2011 "Wuda yuu lika de Pekin Dak, or de Ai PeiPeikin Dak?"
Esequiel Posted June 24, 2011 Posted June 24, 2011 Ells is the only one I can understand so wins by default.
Ellmeister Posted June 24, 2011 Posted June 24, 2011 Sweet! Erm, not sure how well this one will go but considering I'm leaving uni and going home how about: Things you shouldn't say to your landlord the day you are leaving
Cube Posted June 24, 2011 Posted June 24, 2011 ...and be careful with the downstairs toilet, some nasty shit happened in there about six months ago and nobody has dared to go near it since.
Ellmeister Posted June 24, 2011 Posted June 24, 2011 ...and be careful with the downstairs toilet, some nasty shit happened in there about six months ago and nobody has dared to go near it since. It's funny because it was true for the downstairs toilet in the first year we had our house!
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