The fish Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 "I did not have...sexual relations with that woman." My thought exactly. _____________________________________________________ "That George Bush is actually a pretty good guy!"
Goafer Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 "I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive."
Chris the great Posted April 13, 2009 Posted April 13, 2009 "It's morphin' time!" im picturing it in my head and its the best nthing ever.
Chris the great Posted April 14, 2009 Posted April 14, 2009 "Mr vice president, drop me a beat. i gotta lay this shit down!"
Jonnas Posted April 15, 2009 Posted April 15, 2009 "Finally, Barack has come back to Afghanistan! Apparently, there are a handful of bomb-making, freedom-hating jabronis, who think they can do whatever they want. Well, Barack will tell you this: It doesn't matter what you think! The fact of the matter, Al-Qaeda, is that once Barack finds you, Barack will lay the smacketh-down on ALL of your candyasses and proceed to wipe the floor with them! IF YOU SMELLLLLLL-UH...What Barack is cooking!"
MoogleViper Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 "These terrorists are a threat to our nation. They never stop thinking of ways to hurt our people, and neither do we."
Jimbob Posted April 16, 2009 Posted April 16, 2009 "Hehe, i'm the first black guy to be here and not be a cleaner"
weeyellowbloke Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 Ah crappola. I really shouldn't compete in these threads as I'm rubbish at remembering I'm meant to be judging. For being completely surreal I point the winners wang in Chris the Great's direction, congratulations to you sir. "It's morphin' time!" You are also right, it does conjure up some good images (Obama transforming the White House into a megazord and destroying Washington).
Chris the great Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 well hot piss! I win. ok, my submission: Unlikly people to thank in an oscar acceptence speach.
ReZourceman Posted April 19, 2009 Author Posted April 19, 2009 "I thank Heath Ledger, cos if he was still around today that'd be another man that could have stolen this award from me, hahaha...ha.....ha.....ha"
Roostophe Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 "I'd like to thank my analrapist, Dr Funke..." (If you don't get it, you suck don't worry.)
Jamba Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 Firstly I'd like to thank Louis Le Prince, eventhough he was blatantly knocked off by the American government.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 "First of all, I'd like to thank one special person ... HEIL HITLER!"
DuD Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 I would like to thank...... ME Me Me Me Me Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Oh and kobe bryant
Roostophe Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 "I have to thank Harold Shipman for killing my grandmother so I could get her money, which paid for my acting lessons..."
Chris the great Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 ok, this has apparently run its course "First of all, I'd like to thank one special person ... HEIL HITLER!" winings!
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 Ooh, me? I win? Wow, there are so many people to thank ... but I can assure you Hitler isn't one of them! :p Hm, I have no idea if this'll work, but it could prove hilarious ... or a disaster. We'll find out. Unlikely lines to find in a horror book.
MoogleViper Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 She heard a noise from behind her. She spun round and there, in the doorway, was ReZ, WITH HIS PENIS OUT!!!
weeyellowbloke Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 "I didn't think you'd show up", said the Word-Play Slayer as he sliced Helen open, "you got a lot of guts". Helen rolled her eyes, "Stop it you're killing me" she replied sarcastically. He chuckled as he stabbed directly at her ribcage "the heart of the matter is I love this bloody job, any parting words". With her last breath Helen cried out "Comb and....brush".
ReZourceman Posted April 22, 2009 Author Posted April 22, 2009 She heard a noise from behind her. She spun round and there, in the doorway, was ReZ, WITH HIS PENIS OUT!!! Dude its UNLIKELY things to find.
Roostophe Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 ^ Don't think anyone can top that, weeyellow. She ran screaming into the forest. "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU RUN INTO THE FOREST FOR, YOU SILLY BITCH!" bellowed Evan after her, "IF YOU END UP FALLING OVER AN EXPOSED ROOT AND HE CATCHES UP WITH YOU AND CUTS YOUR LEGS OFF, DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME!" Adam ran into his parent's bedroom. "MUM! DAD! I HEARD A SCARY VOICE! IT WAS TALKING TO ME!" "Adam..." yawned his dad, turning in bed, "...that was nothing, it was just the wind, now go back to sleep." "But, Dad!" cried Adam, "I know what the wind sounds like, it sounds like this-" Adam made a faint whistling noise with his mouth. "That's what it sounds like. It doesn't sound like some disembodied, demonic voice shouting "GET OUT OF THE FUCKING HOUSE!", y'know."
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 Dude its UNLIKELY things to find. I was thinking the same thing ... Ooh, we should write an N-E horror novel!
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