Chris the great Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 what would vannesa feltz look like if she had a trunk?
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 19, 2008 Posted December 19, 2008 What is the most popular target for feminists in India when it comes to obvious phallic symbols? Crap, I know.
Beast Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 What would Kerry Katona look like if she ate every item from her local Iceland?
Jimbob Posted December 26, 2008 Posted December 26, 2008 Name the one thing that can be compared to George Bush's ego?
MoogleViper Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 I picked a shit one, but Dannyboy is teh winrar.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 Really? I found it a weak attempt. Anyway, let's see what I can think of ... Unlikely lines of wisdom to find in a fortune cookie. I have no idea if this'll work, but let's give it a go!
Roostophe Posted December 27, 2008 Posted December 27, 2008 I can't remember what sort of things a fortune cookie would say, but I've given it a go: "Your path to true happiness is through the music of James Blunt."
Zell Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 Shagging your best mate's sister is well worth it.
ReZourceman Posted December 28, 2008 Author Posted December 28, 2008 This message was bought to you by underpaid workers in a cramped factory in San Francisco.
Nintendohnut Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 Horny Grannies are waiting for you! Call 090-4550-22 now!
ReZourceman Posted December 28, 2008 Author Posted December 28, 2008 0208 9904544, the local hospital. You ordered the satay chicken, right?
Beast Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 "Look behind you!!!" "You're going to die in seven days" "Tag! you're it!" "Bad luck, your girlfriend is pregnant. On the plus side, it's not yours!"
MoogleViper Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 "Don't drive home, take a taxi or a bus. Just trust me on this." "Don't get on flight 180."
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 "Don't drive home, take a taxi or a bus. Just trust me on this." "Don't get on flight 180." Probably stems from me watching too much X-Files lately, thus being in conspiracy mode, but I really liked those two, so Moogle is the winner this round.
MoogleViper Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 Unlikely health warnings. e.g. Smoking causes cancer etc.
Molly Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 Can I rip off Mean Girls?... Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die. No? ok I'll think of a Molly original.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 Warning: Being alive places you in risk of dying.
Nintendohnut Posted December 28, 2008 Posted December 28, 2008 "WARNING: THIS CAPTION MAY NOT CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH" "87% of all percentages are fatal. Don't use percentages. Think."
ReZourceman Posted December 29, 2008 Author Posted December 29, 2008 Warning: Being alive places you in risk of dying. LEGENDARY! Absolutely legendary. "Caution, this sign has sharp edges" (Although I think thats a real one) "Warning do not enter, you may not escape" (This warning appears just above Kerry Katonas mouth) I'll think of some original material also.
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 LEGENDARY! Absolutely legendary. Though I can't take credit for its invention. I'm sure I got the joke from somewhere else, though I can't remember where. It still works, though. I just said "though" in three consecutive sentences, though I'm not trying to brag. ... though.
ReZourceman Posted December 29, 2008 Author Posted December 29, 2008 Though-raly (sp) enjoyed that post. Also realised my entries not really...health warning as such. Well not not as such aswell. God this coldnress is going to my suction brain.
The fish Posted December 29, 2008 Posted December 29, 2008 "WARNING: if you have been stabbed, shot or ejected into space, breathing may not help prolong your life. In all other circumstances, breathing is advised."
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