Chris the great Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 what would vannesa feltz look like if she had a trunk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 19, 2008 Share Posted December 19, 2008 What is the most popular target for feminists in India when it comes to obvious phallic symbols? Crap, I know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 What would Kerry Katona look like if she ate every item from her local Iceland? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbob Posted December 26, 2008 Share Posted December 26, 2008 Name the one thing that can be compared to George Bush's ego? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 I picked a shit one, but Dannyboy is teh winrar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 Really? I found it a weak attempt. Anyway, let's see what I can think of ... Unlikely lines of wisdom to find in a fortune cookie. I have no idea if this'll work, but let's give it a go! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted December 27, 2008 Share Posted December 27, 2008 I can't remember what sort of things a fortune cookie would say, but I've given it a go: "Your path to true happiness is through the music of James Blunt." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zell Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Shagging your best mate's sister is well worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 28, 2008 Author Share Posted December 28, 2008 This message was bought to you by underpaid workers in a cramped factory in San Francisco. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Don't eat yellow snow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendohnut Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Horny Grannies are waiting for you! Call 090-4550-22 now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Dump the bitch! She's cheating on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 28, 2008 Author Share Posted December 28, 2008 0208 9904544, the local hospital. You ordered the satay chicken, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 "Look behind you!!!" "You're going to die in seven days" "Tag! you're it!" "Bad luck, your girlfriend is pregnant. On the plus side, it's not yours!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daft Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Lose weight fatty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 "Don't drive home, take a taxi or a bus. Just trust me on this." "Don't get on flight 180." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 "Don't drive home, take a taxi or a bus. Just trust me on this." "Don't get on flight 180." Probably stems from me watching too much X-Files lately, thus being in conspiracy mode, but I really liked those two, so Moogle is the winner this round. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Unlikely health warnings. e.g. Smoking causes cancer etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Can I rip off Mean Girls?... Don't have sex because you will get pregnant and die. No? ok I'll think of a Molly original. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 Warning: Being alive places you in risk of dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nintendohnut Posted December 28, 2008 Share Posted December 28, 2008 "WARNING: THIS CAPTION MAY NOT CAUSE YOU TO LAUGH" "87% of all percentages are fatal. Don't use percentages. Think." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 Warning: Being alive places you in risk of dying. LEGENDARY! Absolutely legendary. "Caution, this sign has sharp edges" (Although I think thats a real one) "Warning do not enter, you may not escape" (This warning appears just above Kerry Katonas mouth) I'll think of some original material also. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 LEGENDARY! Absolutely legendary. Though I can't take credit for its invention. I'm sure I got the joke from somewhere else, though I can't remember where. It still works, though. I just said "though" in three consecutive sentences, though I'm not trying to brag. ... though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 29, 2008 Author Share Posted December 29, 2008 Though-raly (sp) enjoyed that post. Also realised my entries not really...health warning as such. Well not not as such aswell. God this coldnress is going to my suction brain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted December 29, 2008 Share Posted December 29, 2008 "WARNING: if you have been stabbed, shot or ejected into space, breathing may not help prolong your life. In all other circumstances, breathing is advised." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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