Jonnas Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Name one item MacGyver could use to escape from Fox River Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What's left when Forrest Gump eats all the chocolates? What do you call a container with nothing in it? What do you get when you pour acid on a box of kittens? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 MC squared equals what? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 MC squared equals what? How does that one work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 How does that one work? Einstein's special theory of relativity. E equals MC squared. But here, MC squared equals not E, but "empty container". I know it's not genious, but it's what came to mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 10, 2008 Author Share Posted October 10, 2008 Winner gotta be Oxigen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Which one? Edit (unrelated): The length of Pinocchio's nose after saying cake. I dont get it... The cake is a lie. Wait, so if the cake is a lie, then it's not cake. So then: The size of pinocchio's nose after saying not cake? Nope, Pinocchio's nose wouldn't grow if he said "not cake". "Cake" is not true, ergo "not cake" is true. Simple true/false logic. How far Dannyboy's joke flew over Diageo's head. Seriously, I've never laughed so hard at anything on this forum. Dannyboy, you're god, and so are you ReZ. :D:D:D:D:D :bowdown: :bowdown: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Seriously, I've never laughed so hard at anything on this forum. Dannyboy, you're god, and so are you ReZ. :D:D:D:D:D :bowdown: :bowdown: Enough with the flattery already. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 Anywho, here's the answer: An erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnas Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What kind of answer would Oxigen_Waste pick for this game if he got the chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted October 10, 2008 Share Posted October 10, 2008 What kind of answer would Oxigen_Waste pick for this game if he got the chance? Ah-ah!! Damn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Molly Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 What is Rez guaranteed to get whilst viewing roller coaster construction online? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 What does a Nazi get when looking at Sarah Palin? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Einstein's special theory of relativity. E equals MC squared. But here, MC squared equals not E, but "empty container". I know it's not genious, but it's what came to mind. Er well yes, yes E does equal Mc^2. (it's slightly more complex than that when you delve more into special relativity, but anyhoo) Still don't really get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 11, 2008 Author Share Posted October 11, 2008 What is Rez guaranteed to get whilst viewing roller coaster construction online? ....Well not guaranteed. Depends which coaster. ----- When asked in a survey the top five things you've never experienced, but want to, what did Moogle chose as his top answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 More like: "What has Moogle experienced many of, but none of them have been satisfied?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted October 11, 2008 Share Posted October 11, 2008 Er well yes, yes E does equal Mc^2. (it's slightly more complex than that when you delve more into special relativity, but anyhoo) Still don't really get it. It's not meant to make sense, that's the (attempted) funny part. Of course the theory of special relativity is more complex than that, but "E=mc^2" is so famous that most people have heard/seen it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dwarf Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 What does every child in Africa want for Christmas? Im so sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 12, 2008 Author Share Posted October 12, 2008 When in dark alleys, what do rape victims fear the most? (Yeah I went there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 What has ReZ exposed numerous times in order to get him on the sex offenders register? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforcemario Posted October 12, 2008 Share Posted October 12, 2008 What you will never get while looking at Margaret Thatcher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zell Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mundi Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 What the guy in O_W avatar is having and is looking mighty proud of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted October 13, 2008 Share Posted October 13, 2008 What has Dannyboy-the-Dane got that is causing him to smile in his avatar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted October 13, 2008 Author Share Posted October 13, 2008 What is the punch line to the most common innuendo used when a new block of flats is built. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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