navarre Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 A penis. It's the obvious answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluey Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 yeah, nav, we know... we know..... >___> i'd get another hand. made entirely from chocolate!! O_O how the hell did i lose my left hand anyhoo? i hardly ever use the damn thing. should never have bought it. one of jamba's friends once randomly told me that his left arm was fake and that i just hadnt noticed... then proceeded to tell all his friends (and jamba!! >_<) to keep up the story if i asked... which they did. i really started to believe that even though i'd seen this guy playing 360 a week before that it was just a great prosthetic and i hadn't noticed... ....bastards. then one day the guy got attcked by his conscience and told me the truth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 You wank with both hands? It depends on what I'm doing at the time. honestly, its not going to ahppen, just have a little fun, or just say a hose pipe. I'll tell you what, giving it a thought. There might be something I'll have instead, just for fun. I'm not losing my left hand. So right hand it is. I would have my right hand replaced with a couple of guitar picks. I'm not going to let my guitar-playing days end because I've lost a hand; A large, thin guitar pick, with a smaller pick in place of the thumb will do. Are we happy now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 It depends on what I'm doing at the time. I'll tell you what, giving it a thought. There might be something I'll have instead, just for fun. I'm not losing my left hand. So right hand it is. I would have my right hand replaced with a couple of guitar picks. I'm not going to let my guitar-playing days end because I've lost a hand; A large, thin guitar pick, with a smaller pick in place of the thumb will do. Are we happy now? YES! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 It depends on what I'm doing at the time. So what do you have to be doing that makes you have a two handed wank? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 So what do you have to be doing that makes you have a two handed wank? You've got the wrong idea. Sometimes I'll have a left-handed shakeabout, other times it'll be a right-handed snake strangle. It sorta makes me wish I had diphallus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted July 22, 2008 Author Share Posted July 22, 2008 So what do you have to be doing that makes you have a two handed wank? probebly looking through binoculars into a childrens play park. thats right, peadophilia ftw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The fish Posted July 22, 2008 Share Posted July 22, 2008 Other than the obvious answer of "another hand", I'd say one of these, from Painkiller: It fires shurikens AND lightning. How awesome is that? :awesome: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jayseven Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 what so getting a star destroyer is acceptable? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted July 23, 2008 Author Share Posted July 23, 2008 what so getting a star destroyer is acceptable? yes. though impractical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 what so getting a star destroyer is acceptable? Dude, I've got Jordan for a hand. Jordan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conzer16 Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 i think i'd get a fork. It would mean I could eat my dinner no problem every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 Buster Sword! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris the great Posted July 23, 2008 Author Share Posted July 23, 2008 u need the pivot of the wrist with a sword. and buster sword is unimaginably heavy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wesley Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 My stump is so huge with muscles. The point of pivot will be my shoulder. Not great. But I have a frickin' buster sword for an arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted July 23, 2008 Share Posted July 23, 2008 I reckon it would be cool to somehow genetically engineer the stump to grow a tentacle. You could reenact hent.......*cough* I mean you could still pick things up and stuff plus it would scare people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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