ReZourceman Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Cowgirl is deeper, i like the reverse cowgirl. Sit with legs off the bed, lie back, she sits facing away. Thats the deepest iv ever had anyway. Missionary would be the best "starter" position. You have have trouble "getting it in" to start with. You could try doggy, thats pretty easy. Quoted for truth. Reverse Cowgirl is the sex of the gods. That and "doin' her from behind on the windowsill" are both amazing.
DCK Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 This is a really, really awkward thread. I mean, dude, it's just sex. Don't make such a big deal out of this. I'm sure we all support you and your cock, but you know, at least I support that you keep it private... The most important tip I can give you is to never under any circumstances say anything like "the guys on the internet said this would be good". That would certainly classify as killing the atmosphere. Also, cow girl for the win. But yeah.
soag Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 The most important tip I can give you is to never under any circumstances say anything like "the guys on the internet said this would be good". That would certainly classify as killing the atmosphere. Please do say that as it would be EPIC and you will die a legend
Esequiel Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 She lost all interest in sex after the first 4-5 months. She was massive though.
ReZourceman Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 This is a really, really awkward thread. I mean, dude, it's just sex. Don't make such a big deal out of this. I'm sure we all support you and your cock, but you know, at least I support that you keep it private... To be fair its always a bigger deal before you've done it, than after.
MATtheHAT Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Don't forget Tea-Bagging, chicks really dig that. And just have a word with her before hand about the 'fingers in ass'. You don't want any surprises mid fuck.
Caris Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Make sure you aim for the right hole. It's a common mistake.
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 She lost all interest in sex after the first 4-5 months. She was massive though. And then, she got pregnant? Har har. King, you can only claim your King status if you say something ridiculous. Wait for her to go down on you, then tell a funny joke, and watch as the white-ness goes straight up her nose and into her brain. Also, if it's tightness you're after, tell her "well, this is a bit shit" and she'll close right up on you. Tightness, in an instant! Probably not the good kind, but you'll never experience anything like it ever again. Caris: Caris is right, make sure you do go for the right one. A friend of one of my housemate's had sex for the first time in her arse because she didn't know this.
Esequiel Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Make sure you aim for the right hole. It's a common mistake. Fuck that. Just read this thread, my post inpaticular: Whats your favorite sayings
ReZourceman Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 It started disturbing....and Im loving it. (Bada bup bup baaa)
nightwolf Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 haha aww I think it's cute when people plan to lose their virginity, maybe because mine was not planned for at all, not in any shape or form haha ^_^. Foreplay = good idea! Other than that, just don't get too upset if you don't get it in first time :P
Shorty Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Maaan there's so many reasons to close this thread, and so many more to keep it open. 4 pages in under 12 hours? Shit, son. You'd better make it worth it. Hook up a webcam, it worked great for that guy on American Pie. I must be the only one who thinks having a wank before you go in is the stupidest idea. Have one an hour before, maybe. But if you have one just before, the combination of that and nerves could mean you can't perform (not speaking from experience on that one, before anyone says it) and that is the ultimate phailure, not 'being quick'. If she knows its the first time she's expecting quick. And you can always have another round 10 minutes later when you're no longer shouldering the big 'V'. This thread is epic. I wish I had made made this when it was relevant.
DomJcg Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Man, this threads great! haha, the positions sound funny as, windowsill? :P only done mish and reverse mish and teh dogo But as it's been said...key points are, relax, spend time on her, and if it's been 6 months, it sounds like you'll get more time to practice oh and as eenuh said, although it does feel good, the first time is not gonna be the best, jordo said it too, after you know what each other likes then it gets amazing... *has said too much* Also people keep saying, not getting it in, it's funny, i never had the problem, if it does happen just 'correct' it as soon and as smooth as possible. Oh and as shorty said, wanking before hand? whats up with that...
DCK Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Please do say that as it would be EPIC and you will die a legend To be honest it would be awesome. If you say it, you will become my new personal hero. Bye bye Nelson Mandela
Esequiel Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 I think his screen name needs changing after Saturday from "King V" to just "King".
Shorty Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Wait a minute, how the fuck can you hit the wrong hole? Unless she's a bloody pornstar you should notice the... yknow... resistance? Unless you have a mighty tiny weiner. Ohhh, that explains it.
ReZourceman Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Ive never had a wank soon before sex...maybe I should try that? How do we save threads anyway? This one needs to go in the keep net.
DomJcg Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Wait a minute, how the fuck can you hit the wrong hole? Unless she's a bloody pornstar you should notice the... yknow... resistance? Unless you have a mighty tiny weiner. Ohhh, that explains it. I'm 98% sure she'll notice the fact that it's err in the...wrong ahem yeh
ReZourceman Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 I think his screen name needs changing after Saturday from "King V" to just "King". Unless the V is for Vagina....wait....that'd just make him King Vagina. Needs an "of"
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 K is for King, the title you'll get, after you unleash your load into the back of her net. I is for "is it in yet?" If you hear this, then you're... N is for "never go near the bum", especially when you thrust. Leave it for now, first you must gain her trust! G is for "GO ON!" We're backing you all the way. We will all be playing Brawl, but Saturday is your Day.
soag Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Watch the movie teeth before hand that will get you in the mood .
welsh_gamer Posted June 27, 2008 Posted June 27, 2008 Make sure you have the lights on. A friend of mine thought he was was "in" but was actually doing something to her belly button.
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