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This thread is absolutely amazing! Only bad side is if things don't go well for King Vagina and he ends up not losing it...He better have a damn good excuse if he doesn't!

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LMAO Rez you legend!

 

'she's not moving but her head is wobbling around. I had sex with her again but i think i did something wrong'.

 

LMFAO!

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'Pummeling you might just be the therapy I need!'

 

*waves tiny flag* have fun good luck don't die etc :indeed:

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You guys know something? I think WE're enjoying his sex more than he is!

The contents of this thread is proof of that.

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And can you feel the love tonight

It is where we are

It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer

That we got this far

And can you feel the love tonight

How it's laid to rest

It's enough to make kings and vagabonds

Believe the very best

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I propose an admin changes his screen name to King Vagina.

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You let me violate you

You let me desecrate you

You let me penetrate you

You let me complicate you

Help me I broke apart my insides

Help me Ive got no

Soul to tell

Help me the only thing that works for me

Help me get away from myself

I WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL

I want to feel you from the inside

I want to FUCK you like an animal

My whole existence is flawed

You get me closer to god

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I propose an admin changes his screen name to King Vagina.

 

I say give him the user title 'Man as of 28/06/08' providing he is succesful.

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LOL!

 

I think I just did my biggest lol of my life, at least internet lol. At ReZ's fake message.

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LOL!

 

I think I just did my biggest lol of my life, at least internet lol. At ReZ's fake message.

 

But you didnt lol as hard as arab freak ;)

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You know, I think this might just be funnier than the original Epic Thread. For me anyway.

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Well hello to you too, gorgeous. ;)

 

Remember: Belgium...Wales...only two/three finger spaces away on a map.

 

How much is that in tongue spaces?

 

 

And lol at this thread. Seriously, funny shit!

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Bloody hell guys, I just got this from the main man.

 

KingVPM.jpg

 

 

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

If only this were true...if only.

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You know, I think this might just be funnier than the original Epic Thread. For me anyway.

 

OOOH! That brings back memories:

epicendingas6.png

 

This thread too, must be preserved for future generations.

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WHERES THE FREAKING UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!! All you lot have been posting like crazy and theres still about 9 people watching this thread. Come on King_V stop banging her and post how its going.

MULTI-TASK!!!!

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WHERES THE FREAKING UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!! All you lot have been posting like crazy and theres still about 9 people watching this thread. Come on King_V stop banging her and post how its going.

MULTI-TASK!!!!

 

He might of actually killed her, would be awesome.

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Well hey if the girl is spending the night, I really doubt King V will come online and post how things went. He'll have better things to do. =P

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WHERES THE FREAKING UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!! All you lot have been posting like crazy and theres still about 9 people watching this thread. Come on King_Vagina stop banging her and post how its going.

MULTI-TASK!!!!

 

I doubt he'll come here today. I hope he doesn't come here today.

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He won't come here today that's for sure. If he does it's because something went terribly wrong.

He might not even show up while she's there. That means he will only give his mission report Monday.

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