Posted June 28, 2008 Indeed, i have failed at life... Why oh why didn't I post a thread regarding my virginity Well... it wouldn't have been half as interesting to be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Dude theres like 19 people currently viewing this thread! People should lose their virginity and post it on the internet more often. Yes... I don't know of any sites where I can see that... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Dude theres like 19 people currently viewing this thread! People should lose their virginity and post it on the internet more often. I wasn't really counting guests. Still you would think there would be alot more. I'll be sure to start a thread when the day comes. If this one isn't still around that is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Indeed, i have failed at life... Why oh why didn't I post a thread regarding my virginity Well... it wouldn't have been half as interesting to be honest. Yet we know everything about your jar... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Also, Fresh. I believe...I BELIEVE...IBULIEVE! I don't actually laugh at that much online but that has tickled my pickle. Edit : Even more to laugh at, read the small print at the bottom of the box. "Penetrating gel". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 It's just a shame you can't physically import the exact second you lose your virginity into this thread. Like printscreen it or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Flinky: Like I said earlier, there's Twitter. Let's get some bets going. Fiver says he's gotten all shy and is messing about with the condom still. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 We have 4 lurkers..how odd..O shi- FBI? We never asked the age of the girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Let's get some bets going.Fiver says he's gotten all shy and is messing about with the condom still. I bet he's exploded as soon as she's touched him. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Oh man... What if he comes back and says "We just ended up talking all night"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 *4 year old mode* I want to jump on the bed while he's doing it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 We have 4 lurkers..how odd..O shi- FBI? We never asked the age of the girl. Even worse, someone did and he failed to answer. Perhaps tomorrow NBC will have a special episode of "To Catch A Predator" where they go to the predator's own home... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Oh man... What if he comes back and says "We just ended up talking all night"? Perma ban. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Oh man... What if he comes back and says "We just ended up talking all night"? hopefully people will lol and leave him alone, I still don't get why people plan virginity loss though.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 It's just a shame you can't physically import the exact second you lose your virginity into this thread. Like printscreen it or something. I'm sure you could take a video of it and then import that? And to everyone discussing her age, sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm sure he said she was 20 and he was 22? Or am I making things up again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 hopefully people will lol and leave him alone, I still don't get why people plan virginity loss though.. In this day and age, if it isn't planned it's usually rape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 In this day and age, if it isn't planned it's usually rape. Rapes cool though. All the hip kids are doing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 hopefully people will lol and leave him alone, I still don't get why people plan virginity loss though.. It makes it all that more romantic. Special, even. Planning it kinda reminds me of Prison Break. Except, rather than all that planning to break out of there, King Vagisil is planning to break in there! I'm sure you could take a video of it and then import that? And to everyone discussing her age, sorry to burst your bubble, but I'm sure he said she was 20 and he was 22? Or am I making things up again? Quick, get to da camera! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 In this day and age, if it isn't planned it's usually rape. If he'd shouted 'surprise' first though, it's a totally different matter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 It makes it all that more romantic. Special, even. Planning it kinda reminds me of Prison Break. Except, rather than all that planning to break out of there, King Vagisil is planning to break in there! I'm now imagining King V with a huge vagina tattoo all over his body. Amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 I'm now imagining King V with a huge vagina tattoo all over his body. Amazing. LOL "So...are you ready?" "YES! *whips off t-shirt* And that's just the foreplay babes" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Bloody hell guys, I just got this from the main man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 The N-europe Saturday Night Loser Roster Taken at 09:23PM Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Posted June 28, 2008 Bloody hell guys, I just got this from the main man. You have way too much time on your hands. Still funny though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
