Fierce_LiNk Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 This is a thread about those daft adverts you see, most notably late at night. The adverts appear like this: *female voice* "Do you want to talk to a sexy babe in your area?" *enter scantily clad female who sits on sofa txting...nervously looking at the camera. Occasional smile...look mum, I'm on telly. *enter next female, again wearing next to nothing, taking photos of herself cheesily* *female voice again* "Txt boobs to chat to a delicious babe near you." "Txt horny4u to receive pictures." They're just ridiculous. Who actually subscribes to these? And the adverts themselves are hilariously bad. I mimic them all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Oh man, there's an advert like that for FIT BABES, and there's all these girls exercising Thats the joke. Fit girls.. exercise.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 The frequency at which I try to attack my TV with a hammer has increased ever since these adverts first graced the television airwaves. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I phoned one once...the bill ensured I never called again. Boring girlfriend went spare. I was paying the rent. tut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Other daft adverts are them ringtone adverts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaggle64 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 What I like about them is that at about 1:30-3am on most channels a bit further down the sky menu, it is just constant sex line ads, every break one after the other. If you so wished you could sit there and compare prices before calling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 25, 2008 Author Share Posted June 25, 2008 Oh man, there's an advert like that for FIT BABES, and there's all these girls exercising Thats the joke. Fit girls.. exercise.. Haha, I was watching the tv with a friend when that advert came on. We were pissing ourselves. It's the same three girls (one of them is a right munter) who appear in a series of these ads. They're hilarious. One of them looks like Liverpool's Fernando Torres. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coolness Bears Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Haha these adverts crack me up so much. "Send them a picture and you'll get to flirt with a local girl in your area, they are hot and waiting for you" The adverts are so stupid. >___< If you use this service, Your CLEARLY talking to a 80 year oldman in nothing but his pants. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 You can sit there and compare prices before calling. I'm too busy looking... They always entice you to a late night shake when your drunk. They probably keep a lot of men happy. The thing that annoys me is when they are on when your in the room with your rentals and the entire room goes eerily quiet then normal conversation resumes after they've finished. Look mah, tits and phones. It's the future! It's the same three girls (one of them is a right munter) who appear in a series of these ads. One of them looks like Liverpool's Fernando Torres. Is that the blonde young-ish one? I've got her number. And it starts with an 0800...bitch. And Fernando Torres, PMSL. It IS him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I love these- they became a running pass time gag in our house at uni (usually followed by 'spot the worst blue movie title') Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 BITCH! There are two sexy advert topics made by The Baron for your bitching pleasure. What I love is how they imply the girls are really young sexy bitches, who show each other the messages they recieve whilst rubbing the others' clit. You know these messages are coming from some 50+ fat chick. Someone has signed me up to something like this, I keep getting "texts" from some online IP with some shitty message "what are you wearing" kind of shit. I can't seem to block it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 25, 2008 Author Share Posted June 25, 2008 Someone has signed me up to something like this, I keep getting "texts" from some online IP with some shitty message "what are you wearing" kind of shit. I can't seem to block it. Haha, Eevil is a ho-bag. He's helping pregnant housewives get their fix across the nation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Someone has signed me up to something like this, I keep getting "texts" from some online IP with some shitty message "what are you wearing" kind of shit. I can't seem to block it. What are you wearing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EEVILMURRAY Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Haha, Eevil is a ho-bag. He's helping pregnant housewives get their fix across the nation. The only options I get are to visit an url, delete or add to address or something. I tried visiting the url once and I can't remember what was replied to me, but it cost monies. Now I keep deleteing but it keeps coming :'( What are you wearing? One day you might find out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kav Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I know a girl off one of those adds, when we first saw her on it we all starting text messaging her saying we wanted to chat to sexy local girls! Hehe, twas funny! How she regrets doing that advert... and some of the photoshoots she's done! We're all too mean (it's all banter really, she gets in on it too!) lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I love the one where they are in the gym. It proposes three important questions after watching that particular advert: 1) No girl that hot would be single, or at least not riddled with STD's. 2) She's at the gym and has broke no sweat, Has she no pores? 3) She seems to be on a cross trainer, texting and smiling. I don't know if these directors have ever been to a gym but if they had they would know nobody smiles in a gym. Most look like they belong in some cult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I love these- they became a running pass time gag in our house at uni (usually followed by 'spot the worst blue movie title') I have to give that award to "Sit On My Face 4". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 All the girls look about 14 aswell... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan_Dare Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 I have to give that award to "Sit On My Face 4". surely not. Nay, tis impossible to dream of such things... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted June 25, 2008 Author Share Posted June 25, 2008 HAHA! There's one on channel 5 right now, straight after Hollow Man. "If you want to chat with a beautiful babe in your area...txt TWENTY to..." "If you want to swap pictures with a more mature woman near you, txt FIFTY to..." Sweet jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 HAHA! There's one on channel 5 right now, straight after Hollow Man. "If you want to chat with a beautiful babe in your area...txt TWENTY to..." "If you want to swap pictures with a more mature woman near you, txt FIFTY to..." Sweet jesus. I quite liked the FIFTY. She would be NAAASSSTAAAAY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Ninja0 Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 So you have those cellphone subscription ads there too? They're so fucking annoying! There was a time when in our TV, during the adverts time, you couldn't see anything more than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 surely not. Nay, tis impossible to dream of such things... It makes you wonder really; Sit On My Face 1, 2 and 3 must have sold rather well to warrant a 4th film don't you think? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tapedeck Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 The plots must have been wearing thin by number 4 though :p Wifey slips, falls on mans face...rinse and repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted June 25, 2008 Share Posted June 25, 2008 Rinse thoroughly at that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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