Jonnas Posted December 1, 2011 Posted December 1, 2011 When Boris Johnson claimed to be a Jedi, David Cameron was skeptical. At first.
Hamishmash Posted December 1, 2011 Posted December 1, 2011 " Everywhere the light touches, is our kingdom. "
The Peeps Posted December 1, 2011 Posted December 1, 2011 World shot-put champion, Boris Johnson, attempts to launch David Cameron over the Thames in preparation for the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympics.
EEVILMURRAY Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 "We're gonna remix the Nazi salute for you Cameron. We're opening the hands a bit for variety."
Ville Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 (edited) The wind in our hair, just gazing into the tranquil distance like two dreamers, intertwined by common purpose and the closening of hearts. Just us two, the ever-blue bliss of the sky itself and my hand on your bum. Edited December 3, 2011 by Ville
The Peeps Posted December 2, 2011 Posted December 2, 2011 Prime Minister of England on the left and Mayor of London on the right
Sméagol Posted December 3, 2011 Posted December 3, 2011 I was half being sarcastic, politics don’t interest me, but I’ve seen the dude on the left on television before . The dude on the right though, first time I’ve seen him was here on the forum.
MoogleViper Posted December 6, 2011 Author Posted December 6, 2011 Some goo entries, but I'm gonna have to go with @Hamishmash.
MoogleViper Posted December 9, 2011 Author Posted December 9, 2011 " Everywhere the light touches, is our kingdom. " Just want to remind you that it's your turn to post a picture.
Hamishmash Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 Sorry. We should probably PM the "winner".
The Peeps Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 Guessing you don't pay attention to quoted posts and mentions then All part of a healthy breakfast.... and if you say otherwise I'LL KILL YOU!
Ville Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 (edited) Well, if this bacon doesn't kill me...I'm prepared to eat the gun as well! Edited December 12, 2011 by Ville
Hamishmash Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 Guessing you don't pay attention to quoted posts and mentions then All part of a healthy breakfast.... and if you say otherwise I'LL KILL YOU! Oh those have never worked for me. They never go away, I've stopped paying attention because I've got hundreds and no matter how many times I check them, try and delete them, they don't budge.
MoogleViper Posted December 12, 2011 Author Posted December 12, 2011 "Breakfast, the most important meal of the day" was all that was written on Jeff's suicide note.
The Peeps Posted December 12, 2011 Posted December 12, 2011 The novelty ketchup dispenser caused quite a stir at breakfast.
Jonnas Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 You wake up, smell the fresh air, make some strong coffee, butter some toast, fry an egg, prepare 3 Kilos worth of bacon, shoot your gun spontaneously into a random direction with each bite... Sounds like a fun, harmless, healthy morning, perfect for the whole family, right? Wrong. Eggs are terrible for your cholesterol. Don't make eggs for breakfast. The More You Know...
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 Everything on Andrew's breakfast table, he had killed himself. Including the bread. And the coffee.
heroicjanitor Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 The investigators couldn't work out where the lead poisoning had come from. Or the bullet wound. They were shit investigators.
Sméagol Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 “Johnny intended to commit suicide, but hadn’t decided yet which way to go: taking the short term approach or the long term one.”
Coolness Bears Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 "wtf, I knew I shouldn't have used my gun to spread the butter on the toast."
Cube Posted December 13, 2011 Posted December 13, 2011 There's something very wrong with that table... Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small, concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting.
MoogleViper Posted December 14, 2011 Author Posted December 14, 2011 There's something very wrong with that table... Every well-bred petty crook knows that the small, concealable weapons always go to the far left of the place setting. Petty? . . .
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