Coolness Bears Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 "The japanse people laugh at their hilarious purchase unaware that an Uruk Hai is about to burst out of the manniquins malformed penis"
Fused King Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 Tit scarves - for him and for her. This one still made my day:D TWICE: peace:
dwarf Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 Damn Daft for being consistently funny in these games (and elsewhere).
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 15, 2010 Posted January 15, 2010 Damn, I had a perfect joke for this ... unfortunately it is a reference to a Danish children's television show, so the humour would be lost here.
Goafer Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 After a lovely game of midnight badminton with "Rapist Graham" went sour, Bernard just couldn't get himself clean. So he turned to drugs, absynth and his favourite teddy "snuggles".
dwarf Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 Harpic: no matter how much you smoke, wank, or play sweaty sports in your bath, we'll erase all that uncleanliness from those surfaces. But not from your conscience
ReZourceman Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 Jason strongly regretted his drunken bet that "I could do better than Easy Jet using my fucking bathroom!"
dwarf Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) An old brief case, some chopsticks, a badminton racket and a complimentary vinyl - Pikey Mikey possibly misheard the BBC news advice detailing important safety items to keep handy throughout the snowy period. Edited January 16, 2010 by dwarf
Fused King Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 Haha, that soap bar on a plate looks like an egg with the sunny side up:laughing:
Daft Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 Jason strongly regretted his drunken bet that "I could do better than Easy Jet using my fucking bathroom!" Teh Winnaaaaar!!
dwarf Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) Feral Ghouls never did grasp the art of eating properly ---- I'd like you to swallow something else now, Paddy ---- Priceless expressions part 1: Realisation of Irish nationality. Edited January 16, 2010 by dwarf
Daft Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 Ireland's UN representative responds to the crisis in Haiti.
dwarf Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 (edited) There was something special in those eyes. Grandma always makes great bolognaise Edited January 16, 2010 by dwarf
MoogleViper Posted January 16, 2010 Author Posted January 16, 2010 "Look son, even if you do get the colours right, you're still not going to turn into the Irish flag."
Dannyboy-the-Dane Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 Little did young Jimmy O'Connell know that the spaghetti he just ate was magical. Soon his hair would become red, he'd grow a beard, and finally he'd set off to go out and find a rainbow with a pot of gold to guard.
Mr_Odwin Posted January 16, 2010 Posted January 16, 2010 Reincarnated, but Heath just couldn't shake off his previous life.
ipaul Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 Some people said the flying spaghetti monster never existed. Timmy begged to differ. Ah I don't care if it's lame
Daft Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 "I've got something on my face?!...I'm not falling for that again."
Fused King Posted January 17, 2010 Posted January 17, 2010 SchockDoc: When an Italian chooses to make a baby with an Irish.
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