If you opened up a shop, What would it sell? and What would you call it?

[Coolness Bears]

Ok! If i opened up a shop, it would be a shop that sells:

 

A Variety of Whimsical Hats Increasing In Size and Hilarity!!!

 

That would also be the name of my shop and the name would take up a whole Row and would be in massive Golden sparkly writing!

 

I would need a vast amount of space as i would sell every hat imaginable and unimaginable to man!

 

You would be greeted at the door by two Typically british Gentlemen wearing Oversized Tophats!

They are brothers they are both called Asquith and bow as you enter the shop wishing you an enjoyable stay!

 

As soon as you enter the shop you are overwhelmed just by the abundance of hats in the store as it's row by row of unspoiled hats for all ocassions and festivities in the order of increasing size and Hilarity!

 

A Giant Sombreo being the most hilarious you can buy! :awesome:

 

Well that's my crazy shop idea! i got a bit carried away!

 

*coughs* so,

 

If you opened up a shop, What would it sell? and What would you call it?

 

and what a bit more describing the shop if you want! : peace:

[Daft]

I'd open up a shop called "Daft Advice"

 

...and it would sell books and music that I found awesome and wanted to share/sell to the world!!

[My Buttons are Magic!]

it would be,... A SHOE SHOP

duh

anyone see that one coming?

 

id get to pick and design and make my own shoes

and then id open more shops and have a shoe empire

[Tellyn]

You would be greeted at the door by two Typically british Gentlemen wearing Oversized Tophats!

They are brothers they are both called Asquith and bow as you enter the shop wishing you an enjoyable stay!

 

 

 

I haven't thought about that, I think I'd sell chocolate. It would be awesome being in charge of your own chocolate shop.

[Roostophe]

I love the smell of freshly-cooked bread. Sausage Rolls are awesome, doughnuts are the thing of heaven. And shops like Greggs smell so nice, I would love to work in a shop that smells like that.

 

Therefore I'd open up a bakery named Ross' Rolls

 

And why not?

[gaggle64]

Cock Gobblers - A poultry and meats delicatessen selling poultry and fine meats and cheeses from around the world. I'd also have a snack bar in store, for my own sampling if nothing else. Yes, yes, I thought of the name first.

[Coolness Bears]

 

 

I haven't thought about that, I think I'd sell chocolate. It would be awesome being in charge of your own chocolate shop.

 

LOL!

 

but no Tophats = Fail!

 

My Men are even more English than that i'm talking Victorian style!!! with Pipes and long coats, monicles and a cane

[Strider]

I'd open a medieval theme pub/resturant (That counts as shop ish?) I'd call it the Silverbrook Tavern and i'd have big metal tankards, big oak tables and wooden barrels stacked high full of beer, Oh it has to have a dark atmosphere.

[thirtynine.]

A skate shop. It wouldnt have a name so people know how avant gaurde and cool i am.

[Roostophe]

Villan's Vaginas

 

It's just a name at the moment, give me 'til tomorrow to think about what we would sell...

[Emasher]

I would open up an electronics store.

 

It would sell Nintendo games systems and accessories plus iPods and various computer peripherals.

 

No idea about the name though.

[AshMat]

Sampson and Son's Slaves

 

'cept we'd be set in the slave times, or Egyptian times! Selling thousands of slaves for Pyramid building!

[triforce_keeper]

WoW

 

 

It will sell crazy gift ideas, crazy home decore,and bottled water

[Supergrunch]

I'd probably sell books... as for a name, how about:

 

Grunch's WORDS OF INTEREST

[Guest Jordan]

JORDAN'S HOUSE OF COCK!!

 

I'd sell chicken related products and accessories.

[gaggle64]

Later, I shall extrend my meat empire with a series of fast food stands selling large American style meat snacks and take away lunches, with every meal priced £1 each. I call it: Gaggle's Foot Long Pounder

[Chuck]

Caris says hell call his Caris's currys and will sell pizzas to piss people off

[AshMat]

JORDAN'S HOUSE OF COCK!!

 

I'd sell chicken related products and accessories.

 

I burst out laughing at that one.

[Bluejay]

I burst out laughing at that one.

 

But Gaggle did the joke first and in a far more clever way. Some people, usually the best posters, just get ignored on here.

 

That or people like giant red text? I like small text.

 

 

 

Anyways, I would open a shop called 'The Emporium of Woe.' I guess it would be joke shop or a comedy venue or something to that effect.

[AshMat]

I noticed the giant red text :p i basically skipped all the posts and went to make my own.

[Bluejay]

I noticed the giant red text :p i basically skipped all the posts and went to make my own.

 

lols.

 

Basically, giant red text = internet success.

[fex]

I would own a shop that sold hot women, not like a brothel. this shits for life, and not thai brides. Just women, who don't answer back or have some twisted way of thinking.

 

I can't think of a name

 

(Sorry if theres any females reading, you may open up the male shop next door)

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Edited April 28, 2011 by fex

[AshMat]

Stepford Wives Store?

[Kirkatronics]

Terrys big and tall man shop

(associated with stewies's big and tall mans shop)

[fex]

Stepford Wives Store?

 

Perfect! Thanks Man!

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Edited April 28, 2011 by fex