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Circumcision when you're older really isn't a good idea...when you're a baby apparently it doesn't pose any implications but adult circumcision is more complicated and needs more healing. Besides that, why on Earth would anyone want make the concious decision for someone to cut away at their cock??

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Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it.

 

Someone promote this lad. Too funny. But MAN how times have changed, when I was at school 'bumming' meant merely thrusting ones pelvic area against ones buttocks, usually a stealth manouver that you'd do to the fit teachers...:( ...But for it to mean actual ANAL SEX...Crikey!! :eek:

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I reckon its money purposes.

 

Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay.

 

 

....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap.

 

I just searched foreskin on ebay and you can actually buy a ‘Artificial Retractable Foreskin’, which enables sensitivity to increase naturally in your penis." - WTF?

 

Well for all you circumcised people who lack sensitivity you can buy that off ebay for £20.

 

How very, very odd.

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I just searched foreskin on ebay and you can actually buy a ‘Artificial Retractable Foreskin’, which enables sensitivity to increase naturally in your penis." - WTF?

 

Well for all you circumcised people who lack sensitivity you can buy that off ebay for £20.

 

How very, very odd.

*Buys ten*

 

Lozzlescopter. :heh:

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Someone promote this lad. Too funny. But MAN how times have changed, when I was at school 'bumming' meant merely thrusting ones pelvic area against ones buttocks, usually a stealth manouver that you'd do to the fit teachers...:( ...But for it to mean actual ANAL SEX...Crikey!! :eek:

 

Maybe that's just what your friends told you, and then laughed behind your back whenever you "bummed" someone.

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Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in maths

He buzzes like a fridge, hes like a detuned radio

Karma police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill

And we have crashed her party

This is what you get, this is what you get

This is what you get, when you mess with us

 

Karma police, Ive given all I can, its not enough

Ive given all I can, but were still on the payroll

This is what you get, this is what you get

This is what you get, when you mess with us

And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

 

For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself

 

Fucking fantastic song by a fucking fantastic band... On a fucking fantastic album.We really gotta do a Grammar police version.

 

For the ladies I presume?

 

Also... but mainly for myself... it's more of a bother than anything else, really...

 

I reckon its money purposes.

 

Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay.

 

 

....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap.

 

Hmm... Those are good news you're giving me.

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Someone on like page two asked if sex without foreskin hurts? well for me sex with foreskin hurts (too small apparently) so i hope it at least hurts less than it does now. Seems to be something i keep putting off though, ringing a doctor to book an appointment for my foreskin to be removed isn't high on my priorities... meh. To be honest though, im more worried about the weeks of pain that are sure to follow as i acclimatise to the situation rather than the actual surgery.

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I reckon its money purposes.

 

Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay.

 

 

....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap.

 

 

I swear several of your posts in this topic had me laughing, but this one won. XD

 

No one has assaulted my soldier!

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My mother wanted to get me circumcised when i was a baby as it is like tradition in the Philippines... good thing i was born and grew up in Ireland and the doctors here won't do it, unless there's a medical reason to, so i've still got all of tackle in place :)

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Well, if we're playing the guess game...

 

 

Oxigen_waste will experiment with different recipies with his newly aqquired foreskin.

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I got partially circumcised last week due to a little bit of phimosis. I still have the god damned stitches which are a pain in the ass... I mean a pain in the dick.

 

The fucking anaesthetic guy gave me a general anaesthesia against my consent because I explicitly asked for local anaesthesia but oh well... Everything went alright.

And boy, damn that drug sure felt like heavens. When I was waking up it felt damn good. I think I was drooling even.

 

Now I can't watch porn for another full week :heh:

 

I believe he just wants to make it look bigger.

It would be good if the size changed with a simple circumcision.

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We know that Jesus' body ascended to heaven... but, he was Jewish, so there was one bit left behind. A church claimed to have this "bit", and I believe elasticity tests were performed on it to check the authenticity. However, said tests went sour when it split in two.

 

True story. (so said one of my old RS teachers, who was both insane and a self-proclaimed liar)

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My guess is Oxigen_Waste has been converted to orthodox Judaism. :wink:

 

:shakehead No!!! I don't even like money!

 

Well, if we're playing the guess game...

 

 

Oxigen_waste will experiment with different recipies with his newly aqquired foreskin.

 

Hmm... I like the way you think, woman. When you get tired of Jardon, we shall speak. lol. : peace:

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I removed the word 'Jiggy' because when I checked my edition of 'The Concise Oxford Dictionary' I discovered that 'Jiggy' is not even a real word and slang is not appropriate when using proper grammar and punctuation so I thought I'd replace the word with a term which shares the same meaning.

 

You just made my night. I can imagine some posh fellow, sitting at a table and reading that paragraph out aloud.

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The fucking anaesthetic guy gave me a general anaesthesia against my consent because I explicitly asked for local anaesthesia

 

Only a person out of his mind would choose to watch this procedure.

 

May as well just shave the thing then, adds more length, optically illusionwise.

 

Or do both. Either way, it needs to be near to a sharp object.

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Or do both. Either way, it needs to be near to a sharp object.

Shaving is the lesser of two evils, all the years I've been shaving my genitals and I haven't had one cut, wish I could say the same for my face.

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Only a person out of his mind would choose to watch this procedure.

 

Bah, I can watch gore no problem. I'm no pussy.

Besides, they could've stolen my kidneys or even rape me when I was asleep.


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