DomJcg Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 reason behind said decision? (was not expecting radiohead lyrics there, post was aimed at O_W) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Not circumsised, planning to become soon. For the ladies I presume? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 For the ladies I presume? I reckon its money purposes. Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay. ....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Circumcision when you're older really isn't a good idea...when you're a baby apparently it doesn't pose any implications but adult circumcision is more complicated and needs more healing. Besides that, why on Earth would anyone want make the concious decision for someone to cut away at their cock?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it. Someone promote this lad. Too funny. But MAN how times have changed, when I was at school 'bumming' meant merely thrusting ones pelvic area against ones buttocks, usually a stealth manouver that you'd do to the fit teachers... ...But for it to mean actual ANAL SEX...Crikey!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Strider Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I reckon its money purposes. Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay. ....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap. I just searched foreskin on ebay and you can actually buy a ‘Artificial Retractable Foreskin’, which enables sensitivity to increase naturally in your penis." - WTF? Well for all you circumcised people who lack sensitivity you can buy that off ebay for £20. How very, very odd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I just searched foreskin on ebay and you can actually buy a ‘Artificial Retractable Foreskin’, which enables sensitivity to increase naturally in your penis." - WTF? Well for all you circumcised people who lack sensitivity you can buy that off ebay for £20. How very, very odd. *Buys ten* Lozzlescopter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Someone promote this lad. Too funny. But MAN how times have changed, when I was at school 'bumming' meant merely thrusting ones pelvic area against ones buttocks, usually a stealth manouver that you'd do to the fit teachers... ...But for it to mean actual ANAL SEX...Crikey!! Maybe that's just what your friends told you, and then laughed behind your back whenever you "bummed" someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Karma police, arrest this man, he talks in mathsHe buzzes like a fridge, hes like a detuned radio Karma police, arrest this girl, her hitler hairdo, is making me feel ill And we have crashed her party This is what you get, this is what you get This is what you get, when you mess with us Karma police, Ive given all I can, its not enough Ive given all I can, but were still on the payroll This is what you get, this is what you get This is what you get, when you mess with us And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself And for a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself For a minute there, I lost myself, I lost myself Fucking fantastic song by a fucking fantastic band... On a fucking fantastic album.We really gotta do a Grammar police version. For the ladies I presume? Also... but mainly for myself... it's more of a bother than anything else, really... I reckon its money purposes. Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay. ....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap. Hmm... Those are good news you're giving me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Someone on like page two asked if sex without foreskin hurts? well for me sex with foreskin hurts (too small apparently) so i hope it at least hurts less than it does now. Seems to be something i keep putting off though, ringing a doctor to book an appointment for my foreskin to be removed isn't high on my priorities... meh. To be honest though, im more worried about the weeks of pain that are sure to follow as i acclimatise to the situation rather than the actual surgery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ramar Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I reckon its money purposes. Seriously, have you seen how much foreskins go for on Ebay. ....Not that Ive...searched or...anything. Oh crap. I swear several of your posts in this topic had me laughing, but this one won. XD No one has assaulted my soldier! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mokong Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 My mother wanted to get me circumcised when i was a baby as it is like tradition in the Philippines... good thing i was born and grew up in Ireland and the doctors here won't do it, unless there's a medical reason to, so i've still got all of tackle in place Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 My guess is Oxigen_Waste has been converted to orthodox Judaism. :wink: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 If you uncircumcized lot call yourselves 'Christians' just know you're going to hell regardless...Don't look at me like that, I don't make the rules. :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Letty Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Well, if we're playing the guess game... Oxigen_waste will experiment with different recipies with his newly aqquired foreskin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I believe he just wants to make it look bigger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Ninja0 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I got partially circumcised last week due to a little bit of phimosis. I still have the god damned stitches which are a pain in the ass... I mean a pain in the dick. The fucking anaesthetic guy gave me a general anaesthesia against my consent because I explicitly asked for local anaesthesia but oh well... Everything went alright. And boy, damn that drug sure felt like heavens. When I was waking up it felt damn good. I think I was drooling even. Now I can't watch porn for another full week I believe he just wants to make it look bigger. It would be good if the size changed with a simple circumcision. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supergrunch Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 We know that Jesus' body ascended to heaven... but, he was Jewish, so there was one bit left behind. A church claimed to have this "bit", and I believe elasticity tests were performed on it to check the authenticity. However, said tests went sour when it split in two. True story. (so said one of my old RS teachers, who was both insane and a self-proclaimed liar) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oxigen_Waste Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 My guess is Oxigen_Waste has been converted to orthodox Judaism. :wink: No!!! I don't even like money! Well, if we're playing the guess game... Oxigen_waste will experiment with different recipies with his newly aqquired foreskin. Hmm... I like the way you think, woman. When you get tired of Jardon, we shall speak. lol. : peace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I believe he just wants to make it look bigger. May as well just shave the thing then, adds more length, optically illusionwise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dyson Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 I removed the word 'Jiggy' because when I checked my edition of 'The Concise Oxford Dictionary' I discovered that 'Jiggy' is not even a real word and slang is not appropriate when using proper grammar and punctuation so I thought I'd replace the word with a term which shares the same meaning. You just made my night. I can imagine some posh fellow, sitting at a table and reading that paragraph out aloud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shino Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 The fucking anaesthetic guy gave me a general anaesthesia against my consent because I explicitly asked for local anaesthesia Only a person out of his mind would choose to watch this procedure. May as well just shave the thing then, adds more length, optically illusionwise. Or do both. Either way, it needs to be near to a sharp object. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rokhed00 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Or do both. Either way, it needs to be near to a sharp object. Shaving is the lesser of two evils, all the years I've been shaving my genitals and I haven't had one cut, wish I could say the same for my face. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blue_Ninja0 Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Only a person out of his mind would choose to watch this procedure. Bah, I can watch gore no problem. I'm no pussy. Besides, they could've stolen my kidneys or even rape me when I was asleep. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 4, 2007 Share Posted December 4, 2007 Who knew there was so much discussion to be had from fore skins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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