ReZourceman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I dont have to hold my cock whilst I piss... Anyway, surely the sensitivety thing is also a mute point - If your bell end is constantly showing surely that reduces sensitivity gradually, and thus having a foreskin wins on all fronts and circumcised folk are just in denile? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jordan Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Not quite, but the foreskin is attached to alot of sensitive parts of your cock. When the connections are severed, thats where the issues are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Circumcision was practiced largely in Africa, most notably by the ancient Egyptians and Nubians. As a man of direct descent from the great King ramsesses himself (ahe), the mighty King V is ofcourse circumcised... Tbh wouldn't want it any other way. An uncircumcised dk looks like something the dog chewed up. But health-wise, some people claim an UCD (lets call it that) is more liable to contract diseases like HIV and smegma is also a problem. But some say you guys get a better sexual experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
triforce_keeper Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 FFS Smegma is not a problem if you bloody wash regularly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it. I vomited. Seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellmeister Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it. Funniest thing ever. That guy is a weiner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I vomited. Seriously. Shouldnt of bummed her then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Shouldnt have bummed her then. Haha nice joke. However I've edited your post as this is something that really gets on my tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShadowV7 Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Some lass in my year let her boyfriend bum her. The next day he felt a lump in his foreskin and thought he had cancer or something so he pulled his foreskin back and found a lump of shit under it. Funny but nasty to think about... What was his reaction though? Pulling it back to reveal a small piece of turd... Do you know what the girlfriend said to him? I'm wondering if the conversation was interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheikah Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 How the hell do the circumcised wank? Does it not feel strange directly grabbing or rubbing along the head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Theres a reason you are supposed to clean yourself before having anal sex... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thirtynine. Posted December 3, 2007 Author Share Posted December 3, 2007 Tbh wouldn't want it any other way. An uncircumcised dk looks like something the dog chewed up. But health-wise, some people claim an UCD (lets call it that) is more liable to contract diseases like HIV and smegma is also a problem. But some say you guys get a better sexual experience. You do get a better experience. Its proven that un cut penises are more sensitive, altho i did watch a show where a guy said "That seemed like the best thing in the world when I was 17 and came at the sight of a nipple but not im 40 it just makes life hard." (lol Hard.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I was circumcised due to medical reasons for having overgrown foreskin skin at young age and after having it done I pee out blood for months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 King Of Funrethra! Fucking lol. I have had the choppy chop. Can't say I miss having a foreskin, because I've been this way for years. Never had any complaints off the ladies, so I guess we're all happy, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weeyellowbloke Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Nope, I've not had anyone come near my wee-willie-winky with a knife. Glad too, I imagine sex without the foreskin being a slightly painful experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Shouldn't have bummed her then. I thought I'd improve upon Moogle's corrections. If you're going to try and make a joke, at least use proper punctuation and grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Funny but nasty to think about... What was his reaction though? Pulling it back to reveal a small piece of turd... Do you know what the girlfriend said to him? I'm wondering if the conversation was interesting I don't really know but she was a bit of a scag, and so was her boyfriend. I thought I'd improve upon Moogle's corrections. If you're going to try and make a joke, at least use proper punctuation and grammar. I agree. The use of "of" instead of "have" is something that really pisses me off. That and double negatives. I should of put the apostrophe in as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Roostophe Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Little Rossy still has his headscarf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MoogleViper Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I dont have to hold my cock whilst I piss... I don't have to hold my cock whilst I piss. It just won't go into the bowl that's all. But then again it doesn't go into the bowl when I do hold it so... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chairdriver Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 I should of put the apostrophe in as well. Hyppocritical, much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZourceman Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Apologies for my punctuation and grammar...whilst you guys were tossing off over the text books I was getting jiggy with the hot chick I sat next to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bluejay Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Shouldnt of bummed her then. lolcakes.: peace: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McMad Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Apologies for my punctuation and grammar. Whilst you guys were tossing off over the text books I was tossing off over comic books. Wow, I'm actually suprised you managed to think outside the box of pathetic childish comebacks e.g. 'shouldn't have bummed her then' for once and actually bothered to write a detailed reply. But your attempts to intimidate me have failed mainly because of the fact that I stopped caring what your reply had to say as soon as I saw yet more grammatical mistakes and in-truths. And before I edited your comment for my own self amusement I thought I might as well show you the correct way of writing that sentence: "I was getting jiggy with the hot chick I sat next to." becomes: "I was having sex with the hot chick I was sitting next to." I removed the word 'Jiggy' because when I checked my edition of 'The Concise Oxford Dictionary' I discovered that 'Jiggy' is not even a real word and slang is not appropriate when using proper grammar and punctuation so I thought I'd replace the word with a term which shares the same meaning. EDIT: Corrected in order to uphold the high qualities of good grammar, spelling and punctuation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fierce_LiNk Posted December 3, 2007 Share Posted December 3, 2007 Oh, sweet lord...it's the Grammar Police! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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