Fierce_LiNk Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 dude, you're calling it a "vag" - THATS why you're not getting any Lady, there is no sexy word to call it. You better not be one of these people who call it a 'flower'. Because, lady, I have never bought anybody roses that have ever looked like THAT.
Ashley Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 dude, you're calling it a "vag" - THATS why you're not getting any In his defence, I doubt he says "Hey hot stuff, can I touch your vag?" I am currently writing a sex scene so thought I'd swing by here and procrastinate. Kinda offended, my f.b. didn't give me the usual "you out tonight?" Monday text. Rude. Guessing hes not out either. Lady, there is no sexy word to call it. You better not be one of these people who call it a 'flower'. Because, lady, I have never bought anybody roses that have ever looked like THAT. Bajingo - If they laugh they are a Scrubs fan and marriage material. Or fire, because c'mon; who doesn't love saying "I want to touch your fire!"
ReZourceman Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 No she-males either! I like regular girlies. 2 tits, one vag, and a face. ALL femine. A body inbetween wouldn't go a-miss either. Not fussy about limbs? As for holding back for porn.....indeed epic semens. psp
Oxigen_Waste Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 dude, you're calling it a "vag" - THATS why you're not getting any What should he be calling it? Wich reminds you, what's people's favourite ways of refering to the female genitalia? I have to say, even though it's quite a cliché, you can't go wrong with "pussy".
thirtynine. Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 What should he be calling it? Wich reminds you, what's people's favourite ways of refering to the female genitalia? I have to say, even though it's quite a cliché, you can't go wrong with "pussy". I like the C word, most women dont.
Fierce_LiNk Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 There is NO sexy word alive to call it. Best off not to just mention it. Small talk in sex is so....urgh. Unless it's "I love you" or "a huuuge compliment." "So, how was your day? By the way, is it ok if I go down on your bajingo?"
Oxigen_Waste Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 There is NO sexy word alive to call it. Best off not to just mention it. Small talk in sex is so....urgh. Unless it's "I love you" or "a huuuge compliment." "So, how was your day? By the way, is it ok if I go down on your bajingo?" It's easier to just go forward and start doing it. That's how I do it. Never misses. Every single day.
Ashley Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 There is NO sexy word alive to call it. Best off not to just mention it. Small talk in sex is so....urgh. Unless it's "I love you" or "a huuuge compliment." "So, how was your day? By the way, is it ok if I go down on your bajingo?" Thats why I go for meaningless grabby sex. No small talk. (y) (do we have a thumbs up icon..?) Speaking of, got a text off fb. Would have come to mine tonight but had to escort an ill friend home. So we're doing next Monday instead *wishes away week*
Goron_3 Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Could be getting sex on thursday, woop. Just watched some porn on them dar interwebs! It's the best site for porn ever btw if you lads ent tried it out. No links plz.
Oxigen_Waste Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 Could be getting sex on thursday, woop. I don't get it... why are guys obsessed with BJs? I don't get it. I'd much rather give oral than receive it!
rokhed00 Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 I don't get it... why are guys obsessed with BJs? I don't get it. I'd much rather give oral than receive it! Me too darling.
Ashley Posted January 14, 2008 Posted January 14, 2008 I don't get it... why are guys obsessed with BJs? I don't get it. I'd much rather give oral than receive it! I prefer to receive it as im selfish and lazy but do give more than receive truth be told.
Mr_Odwin Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 Vajayjay (Va-jay-jay) . Read it somewhere (think it's from a TV show originally) and the wife laughs, so it's all good.
Blackfox Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 No linking please guys. I prefer to use the c-word. It gets me in trouble sometimes. I got kicked out of a bar for saying it once
thirtynine. Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 I don't get it... why are guys obsessed with BJs? I don't get it. I'd much rather give oral than receive it! Normally I would, but the lady I am currently with has some wierd hang up about having cock in her mouth, so if she cant be arsed to suck my penis, i feel little or no need to go down on her even though i enjoy it.
Guest bluey Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 Lady, there is no sexy word to call it. You better not be one of these people who call it a 'flower'. Because, lady, I have never bought anybody roses that have ever looked like THAT. i know, i know.. i was just joking ^__^ and no, not "flower" that's almost as bad as "vag". tbh i dont tend to have to say anything about it... if a guy has to ask he's probably not gunna get (^.^) on the same-ish vein of preferred porno genres ~ what's on your "to-try" list?? for me, threesome. FFM, no devils threesomes* thank youuu.... (bleh >__<) (*yay for scrubs!)
Jamba Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 on the same-ish vein of preferred porno genres ~ what's on your "to-try" list?? Sex outside but I'm probably gonna have to wait for warmer weather And by that I don't mean in public, just getting down in the outdoors really. for me, threesome. FFM, no devils threesomes* thank youuu.... (bleh >__<) Really? I thought we were just hypothetically talking about that. And I was the one who brought it up :p
Guest Jordan Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 I'd do a threesome, either MMF or FFM. But i doubt any other living thing apart from Letty would want to see me nekkid T_T. Oh and public sex? Why not, theres alot of hills around here that no one goes up :p
Guest bluey Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 Sex outside but I'm probably gonna have to wait for warmer weather And by that I don't mean in public, just getting down in the outdoors really. *wonders what the weather will be like in march...* Really? I thought we were just hypothetically talking about that. And I was the one who brought it up :p really really. tbh i've kind of warmed to the idea... i just dont know anyone i'd want to do it with... (you gotta find the right guy ) i mean, it's not the only thing on the list, but if i wrote it down now - it would ruin the surprise... ^____^
Jamba Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 (you gotta find the right guy ) :wtf: :wtf: :wtf:
rokhed00 Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 Sex outside but I'm probably gonna have to wait for warmer weather And by that I don't mean in public, just getting down in the outdoors really. Outside is good, in public is better, nothing like the thrill of being watched.
Falcon_BlizZACK Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 on the same-ish vein of preferred porno genres ~ what's on your "to-try" list?? for me, threesome. FFM, no devils threesomes* thank youuu.... (bleh >__<) (*yay for scrubs!) Why not MMF? ... If I'm honest, maybe anal...Porn just makes it look too damn good, can't knock it if I don't try it...Um, thats giving anal mind you (and to a woman) .
Jamba Posted January 15, 2008 Posted January 15, 2008 If I'm honest, maybe anal...Porn just makes it look too damn good, can't knock it if I don't try it...Um, thats giving anal mind you (and to a woman) . See I don't see the appeal of this at all. Obviously in a male-male situation there is much choice (or if a woman wants to screw a guy, which is more common than you'd think) but male-female setup then it just seems the same as sex except more dirty (not in a sexual sense), less stimulating for her and quite physically damaging. I know good preparation can lessen most of this but still it seems like a worse verison of sex from my perspective. Only up side i can think of is that its tighter.
Recommended Posts